Mind Melding Mints
Au: I'm back! Only with a short, fluffy one-shot about my favourite 'ship' of the moment...Katie Bell and Oliver Wood set in what would have been Harry's 7th year if he had not decided that defeating Voldemort was a better use of his time. And some Weasley-twin shenanigans
Anyway...Enjoy!
Luna xx
Disclaimer: If I did own HP then I would also be married to Darren Criss...in other words... Nope.
Oliver is normal.
Fred and George are BOLD
Fred
George
Fred and George
George and Fred
Gred and Forge
The Weasley twins
Former Gryffindor Beaters
B1 and B2
The Twins
The Ginga Ninja's
However you say it. They mean trouble.
They are maniacs
Delusional
Bonkers
Stupid
Gits!
...
Right?
I mean they TOLD HER
THEY BLOODY TOLD HER THAT I HAD A THING FOR HER!
I WAS SUPPOSED TO DO THAT!
I WAS GOING TO DO THAT!
It's just the timing wasn't right..
If I'd only told her sooner!
They did what I was too afraid to do...
Well at least Katie knows now...
Maybe what they did was for the best...
Wait, what?
Why am I thinking that?
Of course it wasn't for the ruddy best!
They have ruined my life not made it better!
I have a good mind to use an 'unforgiveable'
Oh wait that's illegal...
Duh Oliver...
Yeah Duh Ollikins! F
Wouldn't want our Ollie going to Azkaban now would we? G
What the hell are you two doing in my head?
New product from Weasley Wizard Wheezes™ F
Mind Melding Mints! G
?
You can talk to other people using your mind! F
Yes, anywhere, anytime, Just pop one in to your mouth and think of whoever's mind you wish to peruse and read them like a book! G
All This could be yours for the small cost of 5 Galleons a bag! F
Wow I've never had an advertisement in my head before...
Wait...I'm in Hyde Park how can you read my mind if you lot are in Diagon Alley!
I'm afraid that information is private, dear chap! F
Don't you think that's a bit Ironic coming from someone who is 'perusing' the contents of my head without my permission first?
Privacy is irrelevant! F
So what did you two want or did you just invade my mind to annoy me?
Annoy you? G
Us? F
Never! F&G
We came to tell you...G
That we didn't tell Katie...F
That you liked her...G
...
I know! Aren't we great friends? F
So...What did you tell her?
That you'll meet her in Hyde Park at 7! G
Wait, What?
That's in 10 minutes!
I know!
Better get your wiggle on eh Ollie? F
!#$%^&*#%:
Bye Oliver! F
Nice talking to you! G
AU: What did you think? If I get enough favourites/reviews I might continue it. Or I might continue it any way...Review? Please?