Manda: This is what happens when two Neji fangirls are going through the non-stop rainy season here in -
SLAP!
Angel: MANDA DON'T TELL THEM WHERE WE LIVE! WHAT IF THEY'RE 40 YEAR OLD PERVERTS!
Manda: ( rubbing cheek ) My bad Angel
Angel: Oi, this is why you can't get your own account! You would give out your address along with mine in a matter of days!
Manda: ( sobbing anime tears ) We don't own anything
50 Ways to Annoy Neji
(AN: Please note, don't read and repeat if you enjoy life )
1.) Yell " MAIN BRANCH RULES! "
2.) Hug Him
3.) Send your little cousin you hate after him asking if he's a girl or not
4.) Replace his shampoo with pink hair dye
5.) Tell him he looks like Sakura
6.) Send an army of fangirls after him
7.) Draw on his face
8.) With a bubble gum pink marker
9.) Force him into a green tu-tu
10.) Replace all his cds with Hilary Duff, Spicegirls, Superchick ( I like them ) and Ashley Tisdale
11.) Force him to listen to it
12.) Laugh at his pain
13.) Tie him to a chair and force him to watch Barney
14.) Tell him Lee's gay on him
15.) Give out his email address to his fangirls and fanboys
16.) Send virtual kisses to him
17.) Sell his virginty on Ebay ( can you even do that? )
18.) Sell pictures of him holding his stuffed panda named sky ( Tenten looks like a Panda and Tenten means sky... I wonder )
19.) Use charka strings to tie him to Naruto
20.) Stalk him
21.) Pay all his fangirls to flash him
22.) Call him Pervert-san when he faints from the massage nosebleed
23.) Tell Jiaraya that Neji want to star in his new book
24. ) Force Neji to read the book
25.) Scream " YOUTH!" in his ear over and over again
26.) Sing Kiss the Girl in his ear over and over again
27.) Laugh when he remembers the Ashely version and starts twiching
28.) Pay a clown to follow him telling him bad jokes
29.) Pull on his hair
30.) Poke him
31.) Force him to read NejiSaku lemons!
32.) Force feed him dog food
33. ) Tell the fanboys of the world that Neji's gone gay and they have a chance
34. ) Tell the fangirls that Neji's gay and watch as they try to convert him
35. ) Cry
36. ) Sick evil chocolate covered cats on him
37. ) Steal embrassing baby pictures of him and sell them to the Kohona New's Jounral
38. ) Tell him Lee did it and watch fireworks
39. ) Chicken Dance
40. ) Start singing " I LIKE MOVE IT MOVE IT. YOU LIKE TO MOVE IT MOVE IT! WE LIKE TO MOVE IT MOVE IT! MOVE IT! "
41. ) Spraypaint badly drawn unicorns and rainbows all over his room
42.) Force him to look at ShikaNeji deviantarts
43. ) Then HinaNeji deviantarts
44. ) Tell him you saw Tenten kissing Shino
45. ) Randomly yell " NEJI YOU PERVERT! HOW DARE YOU LOOK THROUGH EVERYONE WOMEN'S SHIRT! "
46.) Laugh as he runs for his life
47. ) Enroll him in a Sex-Ed class
48.) With Kakashi and Jiaraya as the teachers
49.) Play Toybox's " Best Friend " around him
50. ) Do this all in one day
Angel: If your still alive by the end of this list, then look me up cause you got some serious luck on you side and I could use that in Band Geeks poker night.
Aki: Band Geeks poker night?
Angel: It's a band geek thing
Manda and Angel: POWER TO THE BAND GEEKS OF THE WORLD!
Aki: ( sweatdrop )
Manda: REVEIW!