Run Away
Warning: This is not true
Advise: Naruto is not this old so, he has a driver's licence at the age of 5
Naruto's POV
I wait in the waiting room of the Konahagakuri Hospital. I had heard that the Huuga clan is having another branch added. So, then the doctor came outside and told me that the baby is ready to be seen. I went down to room 204 and saw a little baby...staring me down as if I was some ancient statue. It was really freaky. Then I saw veins spread from her eyes to what I guessed was the back of her head. Then she instantly jumped up, broke the docter's neck, landed on the ground and asked me, in a very strong German accent
"Who are you?!" I responded by screaming and running away. as I ran down the hundred yard hall of this hospital, I started to look back when I saw the baby grabbing a drill and launching herself at me. As she span through the air towards me, it looked as if she got so dizzy, she barfed, causing what looked to be a typhoon coming strait for me. I busted my way through the doors as she busted her way through the wall. She horrificaly bounces on the ground and rolls to my feet. I sort of felt bad for it. She instantly opened her eyes, jumped on my leg, and refused to let go. At that point, I felt like I was handling a rabid dog. I thrashed about until, finally, figuring out a way to get her off. I didn't much care for her so I limped over to the door, opened it, and slammed it between us and ripping her off my leg. I ran into my lambergini, I started it, and floored it out to the Sahara Desert. When I looked into the rear-veiw mirror, I saw, once again the typhoon of barf coming straight for my car. I suddenly used my Chakra to make the car go faster, but all that did was blow out the engine. Then, she slammed into my car so hard that it did a flip. As we flipped through the air, I was curious about her cousin Neji, and what he was doing right now. So once my car landed with a huge thump, I got out only to realize that half my car was gone. The other half had a huge dent and she was laying in it. Then, she awoke, and in her German accent, she screamed,
"Yay! Again, again, again, again!!" Then Naruto said,
"Oh, my God."
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