BeccaBecca's Spaz-tastic Saiyuki Talk Show

Konnichiwa! Welcome to my Spaz-tastic Saiyuki Talk Show! I'm your host, BeccaBecca, and with me today are the Sanzo Ikkou and the Kougaiji Ikkou! Sanzo, it's so nice to see you again.

"I assume you took care of that thing we talked about?"

Yes,yes it's gone, don't worry.

"Hn."

Alright then! Let's get started, shall we? Today's network approved topic is ice cream! Hakkai! What is your favorite flavor? Choose wisely...

"Ano...Mint-Chip, I guess."

"Wait, what was that all about before? Since when do you two know each other? And what's with this ice cream crap, that the best you could come up with?"

"Urasai! You stupid cockroach!"

Yeah, wait your turn, Shark-face. Yaone?

"Shark-face? What the hell is that?"

"Ano...Chocolate-Chip, I guess"

...OK, sure,fine, those aren't similar at urge to hit her in the neck? I don't know what your talking about. Lirin!

"OK, now she's just rambling! Spaz-tastic's right!"

"Rainbow Sherbet!"

"Argh! You took mine!"

"I don't think you have to choose different flavors, Goku-"

"OK! I got it ask me next."

Don't interrupt Hakkai, he's in league with the pigs...

"Seriously, is she making sense to you guys? Am I the only one who's hearing this insanity!"

OK, Goku, I'll bite.

"Chocolate-Chip-Cookie-Dough! Beat that!"

"I don't think it's a contest either..."

"Ooooooohhhhh! That sounds good...Nii-san! I want some ice cream!"

Good idea, Kougaiji, your next!

"Coffee"

Right, 'cause that's not boring at !

"Rocky-"

No! Wrong answer! Try again!

"what do you mean wrong-"

TRY AGAIN!

"Fine!...Mocha-Almond-Fudge."

Excellent! I knew you could do it. Alright Shark-face, it's your turn now!

"You ready for this, freak-show?"

Wait!...OK...wait...Yes, I'm ready!

"Triple-Chocolate-Brownie-Fudge-Supreme!"

Oh, you sooooo just made that up! I was wondering why you were so quiet...

"I did not! And frankly, I am offended that you would even think such a-ARGH!"

Those are the pigs. You didn't really think they'd let you get away with insulting their ally, did you? Also, 'and' shouldn't be the first word in a sentence.

"What. The. Hell."

OK! Sanzo! Flavor! Ice Cream! Now!

"...Strawberry-Pistachio"

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...OK...That's it for today,folks. Stay tuned for Backgammon with Inu-Yasha and Sesshomaru!

a/n: I found this in some old math notes from high school. I don't know what was going on in my head that day, but damn. Anyway, this was just too awesome to keep too myself. I'll write more 'episodes,' so there should be much more spazzy-ness to come.