"I'm bored." said Naruto as he just laid on his bed
"Well find something to do!" said Kyuubi
"Your right, now that I actually think about it I did get back from my two and a half year training with the pervy sage yesterday."
"So..."
"I'm going to see what everybody has been doing starting with Sakura!" said Naruto as he head to her house
"Knock Knock"
"Who is it?" said Sakura
"Naruto!"
"Hey Naruto!" said Sakura as she gave Naruto a hug and welcomed him in
"..." said Naruto in silence
"What?" said Sakura in confusion
"Why is Sasuke in your living room." said Naruto
"Well he came back yesterday and decided to crash here."
"I though he was gone for good with Orochimaru?" said Naruto as he was also confused
"Yeah, but then he decided that Orochimaru was a little fag and came back."
"Home run!" said Sasuke
"What are you watching?" Naruto as he sat on the couch
"Baseball." said Sasuke as he was just paying attention to the game
"Who's winning?" said Naruto
"Konoha." said Sasuke
"Cool." said Naruto as he was now into the game
"You guys want anything?" said Sakura
"Just some sake and ramen." said Naruto
"I don't have any sake." said Sakura
"Damn, even though Orochimaru was a fag he had sake." said Sasuke
"Fine I'll get my parents sake." said a now angered Sakura
1 hour later
"Damn man these fucks lost the game." said Sasuke as he was drunk of his ass
"You guys ok?" said Sakura
"Yeah bitch we're fine, right Nar... Nar." said Sasuke as he fell asleep on the couch
"Oh boy, I hope mom doesn't see this." said Sakura
"Where the hell am I?" said a confused Naruto
"You're at my house." said Sakura
"I... need to... uh oh." said a naucious Naruto
"What!" said Sakura
"Bleeargh!"
"Damn it!" said Sakura as Naruto threw up on her floor
"Where's Hinata?" said Naruto
"Why do you want to know?" said Sakura
"I need to see her." said Naruto
"Well I can't let you leave until your sober." said Sakura
"Fine, I'll just go to bed." said Naruto as he fell asleep
"Oh just leave me to clean up the fuck'n puke!" said Sakura
the next morning
"I'm of to see Hinata." said Naruto
"Whatever." said Sakura as Naruto left for Hinata's house
"Knock Knock"
"Yes... Oh it's you Naruto" said a tired Neji
"I need to see Hinata!" said Naruto
"Listen Naruto it's 7 in the fuck'n morning she's still asleep."
"That's cool." said Naruto as he just entered their house
"Where are you going?" said Neji
"To her room."
"(Can he just do that?)" wondered Neji
"(She's gorgeous.)" thought Naruto as he saw her sleeping
"Hn." said Hinata as she was waking up
"Wow Sasuke was right. You are pretty." said Naruto as he looked at a long haired matured Hinata (pretty much she grew some clevage and her hair grew.)
"Naruto is that you?" said Hinata as she wiped her eyes and looked
Well that's the end to episode 1. Trust me this thing is going to get pretty intresting so R&R
Next episode: Love unite