(A/N) Kill me. This is another "commission" for my "friends" again so don't start complaining BUT DIS IS WRONG BISH so shut up and go review that its trash.
Hey Conner... You niceee if you're reading this. Happy Birthday fam!
"Well sheet," Conner curses as he dropped a Pokeball on the ground. He screeched as he drops even more. "REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET," He shouts and accidentally slams a certain Pokeball on the ground.
Then there was a Charizard. "I WANTED A PURPLE CHARIZARD!" The author yowled. "EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE," Conner screams. Charizard scoffs and pats Conner on the head. "You likey likey me?" Conner gasps. Charizard snorts.
Conner childishly gasps and hugs the huge dinosaur-dragono. "Mine," He declare. Alex breaks into the story with a sledge hammer and yells, "EY SUP FAM." Alex walks up to Charizard and pokes it.
Charizard makes Alex into barbecue chicken. "Ow," Alex cri. "Haha-aehaheaha that why you don't mess with Chariii." Conner give dat dragon a SMOOCH. "GASSSPP," Charizard gasp. Conner holds his hands up defensively and screeches.
Charizard scoff, "You gay me bro?"
"wut no u mah fam aren't u?"
"Da fudge?" Alex coughs.
Charizard declares, "I'm not gay bro."
Conner freaks out so much he dabs and hits Charizard out of the entire universe and he crashes into the Sun with such force that it gets knocked out of the Solar System and the author has to protest that science doesn't work like that.
And thats how Conner committed mass murder.
The Fridging End.