Disclaimer: Don't own Naruto or the commercial. Don't sue, please.
"My Naru-chan is the most snugglable thing ever."
"Sasuke, you've said that several times now. I get the point."
"My Naru-chan makes the most adorable noises ever."
"Understood, Sasuke, I'm quite certain your Naru-chan is the most adorable thing ever."
"My Naru-chan is mine and will be mine for all of eternity. Do you understand?"
Silence"Do you understand, Neji?"
SilenceTen minutes later, Neji was a bloody heap with three cracked ribs, two fractured vertebrae, a crack in his skull, both knees broken, all fingers broken, a cracked neck, and a bruised pelvis. A dropped call can really ruin a good conversation.
A/N: Random commercial parody. I just saw the commercial and it made me laugh and I was like, Maybe I should make a fic based on this, so I did.