Disclaimer: I don't own Inuyasha.
"Please, Inuyasha?"
"No."
"Oh come on. Please?"
"No."
"I'll make you ramen for lunch? How does that sound?"
"Really?"
"Promise. Now please?"
"No."
"Why? What harm is there?"
"A lot."
"You know it won't actually hurt you. Must be your ego."
"Ha! My ego. More like your transportation."
"You're not going to use the Wind Scar on it."
"And what makes you so sure?"
"Because you don't need to. Now just get on."
"I won't."
"I can make you."
"..."
"You know I can"
"You're just a woman. What can you do?"
"Sit."
"Wench."
"Now do it."
"No."
"S-"
"I just don't want to, kay?"
"Why not though?"
"Look at it, Kagome!"
"And what's wrong with it?"
"It's girly! I'm half demon."
"Ugh. You think all your demon friends are going to make fun of you? You're not in my world, Inuyasha."
"Keh. What does your world have to do with any of this?"
"In my world, something like this would make you look weird. Here, it doesn't matter."
"And what makes you so sure?"
"Cause it's true. I'm right. End of story. Now get on."
"Kagome, you don't have to ask anymore. I'm not getting on."
"If you don't get on, I will S-I-T you until dirt comes out of your eyes."
"Kagome…"
"Inuyasha…"
"If I get on, will you shut up?"
"Yes!"
"And will you never tell anyone?"
"Promise!"
"Fine. Now shut your mouth."
Inuyasha gracefully sat on the seat of Kagome's pink bicycle, holding the bars in a death grip and placing his feet on the correct pedals. With a few swift movements, he was able to the get the bicycle moving, wobbling slightly, and regaining balance. A small smile played on his lips, unaware of the shadow that flew over his head.
"Hey Inuyasha! Pink looks good with your silver hair color!" Sango shouted from atop Kirara. He twisted the handles out of a nervous reaction and slammed face first into the ground. Kagome stifled a chortle, pretending not to hear the various locations he was damning her to.
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