DISCLAIMER: I don't own anyone appearing in this story, except for the
police officers...COPS and Moulin Rouge each belong to someone other than
me...I got the idea for this story after taking out my Moulin Rouge DVD and
noticing COPS was on...It's strange...but I thought it was funny :)
*Scene opens up, showing various clips of Montmarte, while the Cops theme plays*
HUH! BAD BOYS! BAD BOYS! WHATCHA GONNA DO? WHATCHA GONNA DO WHEN THEY COME FOR YOU!? *goes of into a bunch of Jamaican rap that I try to understand, but never can*
*Cut to two cops driving in a car. One is Officer Gina Bina, and the other is Officer Sexy Boy (A/N: MIKEEE!). They are cruising along the streets of Montmarte with the poor camera man and allllll that equipment stuffed in the back*
Officer Gina Bina (G.B.): I mean, I really love what I do. Protecting the innocent and...stuff..
Officer Sexy Boy (S.B.): Well, I'm just in the gig because they let me play with guns.....
Voice on the Radio: Unit 34, we have a report of drunk and disorderly outside the Hotel Blanche. Reports of a dwarf dressed as a nun causing havoc in the streets.
Officer G.B.: *Shakes her head sadly* I've seen it all. *Punches the gas* LET'S ROLL!
Officer S.B.: OOOH!! I WANNA HIT THE SIREN! *Goes to hit the siren*
Officer G.B.: DON'T TOUCH ANY FUCKIN BUTTONS! I LIKE THE CAR A CERTAIN WAY!!! (A/N: I LOVE Suicide Kings)
Officer S.B. *Pouts, then reaches over and hits the siren button anyway* BWAHAHAHAHA!
*The car pulls up outside the Hotel. A midget is seen running around screaming at the top of his lungs about hills animating*
Officer G.B.: Toulouse Latrec. Should have known. *Gets out of the car and with Officer S.B., approach the drunken dwarf*
*Camera gets out of the car accompained by the pained growning of the Cameraman*
Cameraman: Damn heavy equipment....
*Camera pans to Officer G.B. and Officer S.B. talking to Toulouse*
Officer G.B.: And who is flying around?
Toulouse: The Gween Faiwy! She is my inspiwation! *Dances drunkenly around, then stops* What's that, Gween Faiwy? *laughs hysterically* I don't know...I think Awdwey was a....woman?
*Officer G.B. looks at Officer S.B. and the two shrug their shoulders in unison. Toulouse pays them no mind, he is still in "Happy Land"*
Officer G.B.: Alright, shorty, we got reports that you are being waaaaaaay too loud. We're gonna have to ask you to tone it down.
*Toulouse stops dancing and glares at Officer G.B.*
Toulouse: Shorty? I AM ONE OF THE CHWIDWEN OF THE WEVOLWUTION! *Grabs the bottle of empty Absinthe laying on the ground and charges at Officer G.B.*
Officer G.B.: *Pulls her gun* STOP!
Toulouse: STOP! *Stops and thinks, obviously hit with inspiration* IN THE NAME OF WOVEEEEE! BEFORE YOU BWEAK MY HEART! THINK IT O-O-OWVER!
*Officer S.B. walks over to Toulouse, who is in the middle of a great song and dance number and picks him up. Toulouse stares at Officer S.B. lovingly*
Toulouse: WOVE WIFT US UP WHERE WE BEWONG!!!
*A voice comes from one of the garretts. It's Christian (who we will meet later...heehee)*
Christian: BLOODY HELL, TOULOUSE! STOP STEALING MY SONGS!!!
*Toulouse is being placed into a police car and just to piss Christian off continues to sing*
Toulouse: *Throwing himself around Officer S.B.'s leg* DON'T! *sings softly* Weave me this wayyyyy. I can't surwive, without your sweet wove, oh baby, don't weave me this waaaaay....
Christian: *Again from above* BLOODY CHRIST, YOU ELMER FUDD REJECT!
*Officer S.B. pries Toulouse from his leg and puts him in the car. He then goes up to Officer G.B. who is wrapping up interviewing all the whores and pimps*
Officer G.B.: I think he liked you, Mike.
*Officer S.B. makes a rude hand gesture and walks toward the car. Officer G.B. laughs and follows him. They begin to pull away when suddenly...*
Cameraman: STOPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP!
*The car stops and the cameraman climbs in. They continue to drive away when the radio comes to life again.*
Voice on the Radio: Unit 34, we have a report down at the Moulin Rouge. While you are down in that area, go investigate. We have reports of a crossdresser being pursued by a giant rodent.
Officer G.B.: It's gonna be a long night.
*Camera fades to black for the first commercial when a loud voice pierces the darkness*
Officer S.B.: I WANNA HIT THE SIREN!!!
A/N: Well, guys, what do you think? Should I keep on, or quit while I'm ahead? Reviews are loved...they make me feel all toasty :)
~*Sarah*~
*Scene opens up, showing various clips of Montmarte, while the Cops theme plays*
HUH! BAD BOYS! BAD BOYS! WHATCHA GONNA DO? WHATCHA GONNA DO WHEN THEY COME FOR YOU!? *goes of into a bunch of Jamaican rap that I try to understand, but never can*
*Cut to two cops driving in a car. One is Officer Gina Bina, and the other is Officer Sexy Boy (A/N: MIKEEE!). They are cruising along the streets of Montmarte with the poor camera man and allllll that equipment stuffed in the back*
Officer Gina Bina (G.B.): I mean, I really love what I do. Protecting the innocent and...stuff..
Officer Sexy Boy (S.B.): Well, I'm just in the gig because they let me play with guns.....
Voice on the Radio: Unit 34, we have a report of drunk and disorderly outside the Hotel Blanche. Reports of a dwarf dressed as a nun causing havoc in the streets.
Officer G.B.: *Shakes her head sadly* I've seen it all. *Punches the gas* LET'S ROLL!
Officer S.B.: OOOH!! I WANNA HIT THE SIREN! *Goes to hit the siren*
Officer G.B.: DON'T TOUCH ANY FUCKIN BUTTONS! I LIKE THE CAR A CERTAIN WAY!!! (A/N: I LOVE Suicide Kings)
Officer S.B. *Pouts, then reaches over and hits the siren button anyway* BWAHAHAHAHA!
*The car pulls up outside the Hotel. A midget is seen running around screaming at the top of his lungs about hills animating*
Officer G.B.: Toulouse Latrec. Should have known. *Gets out of the car and with Officer S.B., approach the drunken dwarf*
*Camera gets out of the car accompained by the pained growning of the Cameraman*
Cameraman: Damn heavy equipment....
*Camera pans to Officer G.B. and Officer S.B. talking to Toulouse*
Officer G.B.: And who is flying around?
Toulouse: The Gween Faiwy! She is my inspiwation! *Dances drunkenly around, then stops* What's that, Gween Faiwy? *laughs hysterically* I don't know...I think Awdwey was a....woman?
*Officer G.B. looks at Officer S.B. and the two shrug their shoulders in unison. Toulouse pays them no mind, he is still in "Happy Land"*
Officer G.B.: Alright, shorty, we got reports that you are being waaaaaaay too loud. We're gonna have to ask you to tone it down.
*Toulouse stops dancing and glares at Officer G.B.*
Toulouse: Shorty? I AM ONE OF THE CHWIDWEN OF THE WEVOLWUTION! *Grabs the bottle of empty Absinthe laying on the ground and charges at Officer G.B.*
Officer G.B.: *Pulls her gun* STOP!
Toulouse: STOP! *Stops and thinks, obviously hit with inspiration* IN THE NAME OF WOVEEEEE! BEFORE YOU BWEAK MY HEART! THINK IT O-O-OWVER!
*Officer S.B. walks over to Toulouse, who is in the middle of a great song and dance number and picks him up. Toulouse stares at Officer S.B. lovingly*
Toulouse: WOVE WIFT US UP WHERE WE BEWONG!!!
*A voice comes from one of the garretts. It's Christian (who we will meet later...heehee)*
Christian: BLOODY HELL, TOULOUSE! STOP STEALING MY SONGS!!!
*Toulouse is being placed into a police car and just to piss Christian off continues to sing*
Toulouse: *Throwing himself around Officer S.B.'s leg* DON'T! *sings softly* Weave me this wayyyyy. I can't surwive, without your sweet wove, oh baby, don't weave me this waaaaay....
Christian: *Again from above* BLOODY CHRIST, YOU ELMER FUDD REJECT!
*Officer S.B. pries Toulouse from his leg and puts him in the car. He then goes up to Officer G.B. who is wrapping up interviewing all the whores and pimps*
Officer G.B.: I think he liked you, Mike.
*Officer S.B. makes a rude hand gesture and walks toward the car. Officer G.B. laughs and follows him. They begin to pull away when suddenly...*
Cameraman: STOPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP!
*The car stops and the cameraman climbs in. They continue to drive away when the radio comes to life again.*
Voice on the Radio: Unit 34, we have a report down at the Moulin Rouge. While you are down in that area, go investigate. We have reports of a crossdresser being pursued by a giant rodent.
Officer G.B.: It's gonna be a long night.
*Camera fades to black for the first commercial when a loud voice pierces the darkness*
Officer S.B.: I WANNA HIT THE SIREN!!!
A/N: Well, guys, what do you think? Should I keep on, or quit while I'm ahead? Reviews are loved...they make me feel all toasty :)
~*Sarah*~