Disclaimer: I do not own Tsubasa Resevior Chronicles. If I did, Syaoran and Sakura would have been together ages ago.
If You Give A Sakura A Mouse
If you give a Sakura-hime a mouse,
She's gonna want a link to click on,
And when she gets a link to click on,
She expects it to be related to her Syaoran-kun.
And when it's related to her Syaoran-kun, she'll hope it's related to herself as well.
If it's related to herself, she expects it to be linked to Fai and Kurogane.
If it's related to Fai and Kurogane, she'll probably see some yaoi involved.
And if she finds the yaoi, she expects her Syaoran-kun to come and save her from being tainted.
When Syaoran-kun comes to save her, she'll ask him if he's found the next feather.
When he responds that he's still searching, she will tell him to take a break.
When she tells him to take a break, her cheeks will turn nice and rosey.
And when her cheeks become rosy, she hopes her Syaoran-kun will respond.
When she hopes her Syaoran-kun will respond, she acts all cutesy.
And when she acts all cutesy, she will see that her Syaoran-kun will turn pink himself.
When she sees that her Syaoran-kun turns pink himself, she will wonder why they are both doing so.
And when this happens, she will see her Syaoran-kun stammer and try to regain composure.
And when she sees her Syaoran-kun stammer and try to regain composure, she will ask him, "Why are you talking funny, Syaoran-kun?"
When her Syaoran-kun blushes and stammers more at her question, she will know to smile and reassure him that everything is fine.
When she smiles and reassures him that everything was fine, she will remember the yaoi picture.
And when she remembers the yaoi picture, her face will flush scarlet and she will faint in her Syaoran-kun's arms.
When she faints in her Syaoran-kun's arms, her hand will fall on the mouse.
And when her hand falls on the mouse, she will accidentaly click her song.
And when you give a Sakura a song...
Everyone will know how she truly feels.
When everyone knows how she truly feels, they will be so touched by the story of her and her Syaoran-kun.
And when they all know the story of her and her Syaoran-kun, her Syaoran-kun will finally get the guts to tell her how he feels.
When her Syaoran-kun finally tells her how he feels, she will blush even more and return the feelings.
And when she returns his feelings, they will live happily ever after.
The End
This is what happens when you give a Sakura cosplayer full range of technology, and the book 'If You Give A Mouse A Cookie'. Culinarychef and I had too much fun writing this. We hope you enjoy it.