Drinks, photos and Ianto can be scary…

Summary:

The story of Jack and Ianto's relationship. I don't know where it will go just yet. But wait and see… it should be good. Note that this is slightly Gwen Bashing.

Disclaimer:

Sarah: You know I created Torchwood…

Jack: Sarah?

Sarah: Yes Jack?

Jack: What are you doing?

Sarah: I was just about to tell everyone how I created Torchwood

*Ianto grabs Sarah from behind

*Wakes up in a cell.

Sarah: What the Face?

Well if you dint understand that…. I don't own Torchwood

Enjoy!

This has not been beta…ed all mistakes are mine.

Ianto and Tosh were sitting at the bar drinking and bitching. They did this every second week… the drinking not the bitching the bitching had started when PC Gwen Cooper arrived at Torchwood.

'She is like so… Blahh' Tosh said.

Most of their conversations were like this. Extremely pointless but VERY funny as hell… to Tosh and Ianto anyway.

Ianto's phone began to rang. He fiddled with it trying to get it opened. He fell of his stool.

'Hello Lover.' He said.

'Hey Ianto.' Jack said as he laughed softly. 'So I'm guessing you're at the bar with Tosh'

'Yes Sir, would you like to join me us Sir.'

'Sure I'll be there in a bit Ianto. Its looks like someone needs to take you guys home… again.'

'Bye Jack! You're like so amazing you knows.'

'You're amazing too Ianto. See you in a bit.'

Ianto hanged up the phone and when back to the bar. Tosh sat there she was talking to herself. People were looking at her but she dint notes.

'Jacks coming Tosh.'

'Aw Ianto but that means we can't bitch about you-know-who-Gwen!'

'HEYY!' The both said together taking another gulp of their drinks.

They were playing a drinking game.

'Tosh! You can't say Gwen if you wanna keep it a secret!' Ianto laughed.

'That makes sense!' Tosh said giggling.

'Tosh you know you're very pretty.'

'Aw thanks you Ianto. You're very pretty as well!' Tosh exclaimed

They laughed till the point of people coming up to them and asking if there were okay. Realizing how pissed drunk they were they walked away shaking their heads.

'Tosh, do you think Jack's cute? We all know Gwen bloody Cooper does.'

'I think Jack is very cute what do you think?'

'I think Jack is hot!' Ianto exclaimed.

'Aw Ianto, Tosh that's very nice to know what you think.' Jack said as he grinned the infamous Harkness grin.

'JACKSTERRR!" Tosh yelled almost falling of her stool, Ianto just blushed.

'WAIT!' Tosh yelled startling everyone. 'Ianto now we can't bitchness about Gwen!'

'HEYY!' They both said again. Taking another gulp of their drinks.

'Poodle.' Ianto said laughing.

'HEYY!' They said taking another gulp.

'Poodle?' Jack asked.

'HEYY!' They took another gulp.

Jack just shook his head.

'Why don't we like Gwen, Tosh?' Jack asked very nicely.

Jack knew how to get information out of drunken people. And with Tosh this drunk she would spill anything.

'Because, she's a two faced slut of an arse hat. But don't tell Jack!' Tosh giggled

'Okay Tosh I won't tell Jack, but I think someone needs to go home.'

'No Jack! You just got here! You can't go yet!' Tosh cried.

'No. I'm talking about Toshiko going home.'

'No Jack! He's Ianto I'm Tosh! Oh yea!' she said getting up only to fall, Jack caught her.

'Ianto do you hate me?'

'No Tosh! I like love you!'

'You're like the best friend ever Ianto!' Tosh called out.

'So Tosh I'm taking you home then Ianto, where do you wanna go? Mine or yours?'

'TO THE HIDE OUT BATMAN!' Ianto yelled going into a super hero pose before toppling ungracefully off his chair …

'I guess mine Robin.'

Ever since Gwen had started in Torchwood he had to take Tosh and Ianto home every time they went out on these nights.

'Jack you're like best friend ever!' Tosh said.

She burped in his face and that stunk worse than a Weevil and that's saying something.

'TOSH! You're MY best friend!' Ianto said obviously hurt.

Jack dropped Tosh off at her apartment and tucked her in her bed. Now for Ianto… crap a Weevil sighting in Splott. What was with that place and Weevils?

Ianto was asleep in the back so…

Jack put the unconscious Weevil in the back with Ianto.

He began to drive, he reached a red light. Jack looked back to see how Ianto was. A smile grew upon his face. Ianto was sleeping… and hugging the unconscious Weevil. Thank god for camera phones.

They were back at the Hub, he put the sleeping Ianto in his bed and the Weevil in a cell.

Jack went to his laptop, he connected it up to his phone and opened Photoshop.

An hour later Jack finished the collage he was making of the night. Ianto and Tosh were so much fun when they were pissed drunk.

He set it as all the computers in the Hub's wallpapers and put around a million firewalls so it would take Tosh a while to take it down.

Jack was happy with what he had done. He went to bed with Ianto, he dint really sleep he just watch Ianto sleep.

Ianto was awoken by the siren telling him that someone had just arrived most likely Toshiko. It was 7:33 am.

'Crap.' he said to himself, why the hell was he in Jacks bed… how the hell did he get there?

He swung his legs out of Jacks bed he started to fix his hair but saw there was no use, and then striated out his suit. What the hell was he up to last night? Oh yea… he was out with Tosh last night.

He quickly brushed his teeth and stole one of Jacks shirt; he climbed up the ladder and went up to Jacks office.

'Morning Sunshine!' Jack said happily and a little too loudly for Ianto.

'Shhh, stop yelling.'

'Sorry Ianto.' He said in a hushed voice 'I like you shirt.'

'Thought you would. It is yours. Now… Coffee.' Ianto said quietly.

Ianto walked off leaving jack smiling.

'JACK BLOODY HARKNESS! WHAT THE HELL?' Tosh said storming in Jacks office.

The Asian lady her hair messy still hung over.

She took backs laptop and opened up the collage of Ianto and herself pissed drunk.

'JACK!' Ianto yelled storming in just like Tosh 'YOU LET ME SLEEP NEXT TO AND HUG A WEEVIL?'

'Well Yan you were just so cute!'

'Don't Yan me! Tosh can you take it down?'

'Of course I can! But it will take me a while.' Tosh said typing angrily on her laptop.

'Harkness I swear to you. You're getting decaf until it's down!'

'Fine! Give me back my shirt Jones!'

'Bite me Harkness.'

'Ianto! Not In front of Tosh!'

Ianto glared at Jack, Jack instantly stopped smiling and looked away.

'God he can be scary.' Ianto heard Jack whisper.