Long long ago I was tagged on deviantArt to do this meme. Then I posted it here because it got deleted from dA before even the person who tagged me could see it. I know it wasn't meant for here, but I keep it anyway.
Since I tend to do everything in a weird way, this is no exception and it's written with the characters in it, similar to how I sometimes like to write my author notes.
A lot of time has passed since then, and now my answers might differ a bit from what they were before, so I change or add things here and there. I have new fics and I'm getting into new fandoms, planning to write something for them too. I still have only Naruto fics posted on my page, but I have about ten new stories started. That's why new characters show up in the newer version of the meme.
Well, this is supposed to be a fanfiction writer's meme, some person Tomoe from dA made it and somewhere in dA you might still be able to find the original blank version with the questions and all.
Here are my answers. And all those idiots who interefere.
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TOMOE'S FANFICTION WRITER'S MEME
1. How about a brief introduction of yourself?
Hm! Apparently I'm a poor tagged person. Thank you very much, Kaline! As if someone wants to read this. Whatever. There isn't much to say. I love reading, I love writing, I love anime, I love dirty stuff, I love bishies, and there's one thing that sums up all of that. Yaoi fanfiction.
Tobi: Aww, do you people want to know about Tobi? Tobi is definitely a good boy. Though, some people seem to disagree. One nice day these strange guys came and took Tobi to that weird place. And there they made Tobi wear that odd shirt with very very long sleeves that were tied on Tobi's back, and poor Tobi couldn't move as much as he usually does. And they said "Madara, you have a problem, you must understand that you can't take over the world, now we'll give you pills that will make you feel better". And Tobi didn't get it, cause Tobi always feels just fine. And then Tobi met there that guy with orange hair, who said he was a god, and…
Tobi, sweetie, this is my meme, it's supposed to be about me, so… shut the fuck up!
Now you people probably expect me to give more details about myself… Ha! I won't! At least you learned a lot about Tobi. That's your consolation. Next question!
2. Fabulous! And what got you into fanfiction to begin with?
Huh! Fabulous it is! Now let me see how I ended up here… So I'm sitting at the comp one day, checking dA for dirty pics of Naruto characters to drool over, and then I see that there's some 'fanfiction' thing. First I read parody and I laugh like an idiot. And then I see something about Sasuke and Naruto fucking, and I'm like "Ohoho, me likes dirty!" And then I find ItaSasu…
Itachi: And that's when we got into trouble.
Sasuke: Yeah, she just couldn't resist the urge to write about Itachi's cock. It seems this happens to people a lot.
Tobi: But first she wrote just funny ridiculous stuff, cause she's an idiot, yay!
3. I see, so what kind of fanfiction do you like to write?
Sasuke: I told you! She writes about Itachi's big…
They got that part, Sasu, keep quiet. So, I just love to write crack stories. I think that's what they're called. You know, when everything is idiotic, random and crazy. Parody amuses me to no end. I do like dark stuff, but I'd rather read them than write them, thought I'm tempted writing some and sometimes I do it. Writing really twisted stuff has its own charm. I like to try different things.
I think it's already obvious I'm into yaoi. Straight is ok too, and yuri does not interest me much.
4. Do you tend to write the same pairings/characters, or are you a fandom whore?
Me is a whore! Yeah, I can fuck… er… hm, I mean write about… yeah, write about almost every Naruto character or pairing, though there are some things that I like more than others. My absolutely most favourite and adored pairing is ItaSasu. And of course my favourite characters are Sasuke and Itachi, and I'll be glad to fuck… uh, not again, I mean to write about them, and to fuck… uh! Naughty fingers stop typing inappropriate things here… Yeah, I tried to say that I want to write about them a lot. And I want to fuck… uh! Damn mistakes!
Itachi: (sighs) She's hopeless.
Another thing I love to write about is Pain-chan getting fucked. I find it especially enchanting, and I wonder why people don't write more about that.
Pain: Will you stop saying that in all kinds of comments, author notes and stuff, damn it?
And I also like to write weird pairings. Have you read that part about Mikoto and Gaara? Now you know what I mean. Though I think I haven't written enough weird pairings yet. Hm, I must do something about that.
Also, now there are many new characters I want to write about…
L: What the hell am I doing here?
Well… your name is in my fic note and this means that one day you'll be fanfictionized in a niiice crossover.
L: Why do I always get in trouble with insane people who write insane things in insane notes? Poor me.
Sasuke: (staring at L) Hey, who's the new guy?
Itachi: (drooling) Wow, Sasu, he reminds me of you, I wanna fuck him!
L: Er… I think I gotta go now, I have some important things to investigate…
Itachi: (gets his dick out of his pants and waves it in front of L's face) Investigate this!
L: O.O
Sasuke: (pushing L away) That's mine! Stay away from my nii-san, and go back to your freaking anime, you weirdo! Itachi's dick belongs to me, Sasuke Uchiha!
L: Sasuke who?
Sasuke: Uchiha!
L : (writes the name down and takes a picture of Sasuke's face) You know what, I have a friend you better not mess with. Dude, you're so fucking dead.
Well, when it comes to fanfiction, now I'm into other fandoms too. Like D. Gray man and Final Fantasy VII. I have things planned. Usually I don't care about games at all, but FF VII's characters are just so… Eh! You know what I mean if you've seen them. I also wish I find the time to write something about Kuroshitsuji and Death note. I guess it will be crack.
Reno: Now what's this, yo, the "new recruits in your fanfiction" section of the meme, or what?
Genesis: Fanfiction? Great! I'm sick of reading Loveless anyway.
Sephiroth: Me in a fanfiction? How dare you! Get on your knees and beg for forgiveness!
Cloud: How does she manage to come up with so many crazy ideas? Is this some sort of mako poisoning?
Zack: It's fujoshi power, Spiky.
Komui: I never though there could be anyone able to cause more trouble than the Millenium Earl, but she just proved me wrong.
Allen: (scanning through the notes about new fics) OMG! I never did these things with Kanda, I swear!
Ticky: As the Noah of Pleasure, I approve of this!
5. What is your most popular fanfic and why do you think people like it so?
Well, things change. For some time it was "Pain falls for ItaDei". Why? Come on, it's PainItaDei threesome after all, and Pain's ass gets fucked. Just the thought of it turns you on, you dirty crazy little fangirls. Yeah, don't I know it.
Pain: It was the most popular fic because of my amazing ass!
Itachi: No, you idiot, it was because of my impressive dick!
Deidara: You morons! It was because of my irresistible cuteness!
Also, "Sasuke you dirty whore" seems to be getting people's attention. And I bet it's because of that stupid title.
6. Forget other people, what's the fanfic you've written you're most proud of?
Oh god, I just don't know. I think it must be one or two of the new ones that haven't been posted yet. So I can't really say much about that.
7. Do you find writing easy? Hard? What are the most difficult aspects of writing you struggle with?
There are a lot of hard things in my writing. All these hard dicks… They're really hard, and they're everywhere in my fics! Haha.
Well, getting ideas is easy, I just can't get rid of all these new ideas that appear all the time. The problem is my English, it's not my first language and this causes difficulties. Sometimes I just go insane when I wonder what the hell is the right way to say something, it's so annoying.
8. Write a few sentences or so of your favourite pairing or character.
Pain: Oh no, not about my ass again!
Itachi: Shut up, you idiot, it's about her favourite pairing and that's Sasu and me, get out of here!
Sasuke: Er… now what? Should I take my pants off?
Itachi: People want a few sentences about us, let's improvise something. Come on, bend over.
Sasuke: Itachi, that's b-b-big!
Itachi: After so many dirty scenes in so many stories, don't start complaining now.
Reno: It's time for the new recruits to join in, yo. Um… Sephiroth?
Sephiroth: Cloud! Get on your knees and beg for forgiveness!
Reno: The script, Seph, look at the script. You should say "get on your knees and beg for my cock".
Allen: Um… Kanda?
Kanda: Hell no, Moyashi!
Ticky: Oh, just bend over, the both of you.
Cross: Yeah, bend over. The three of you!
9. Are there any fanfiction trends/ cliches you can't stand or are just sick of?
Well, not really, but there's something that I actually love, but it also irritates me a little. And it's that they always make Deidara uke. Don't get me wrong, he's a perfect uke, and I love all these fics where he gets his ass fucked. I just think he could be on top more often, it's hot.
10. Are you guilty of any of the fanfiction trends/cliches you now hate? Or any other ones?
I told you, I don't hate it, and yes, I love to make him uke, though…
Deidara: In some of her fics I was seme! Ha! No more Deidara-is-uke-for-life bullshit, un!
Itachi: Dude, we were drunk to unconsciousness, and that was the only reason why you managed to top me and Pain-chan in that fic.
Pain: I don't even wanna think about it! (blushes and hides his face in his palms)
11. What was the first fandom you wrote for? Do you still like/participate in it?
Itachi and Sasuke: Her first time was with us. And we still can't get rid of her. That damn thing won't stop writing!
Deidara: That's about detailed yaoi, the very first thing she ever wrote was that idiocy about me, my cuteness will inspire her forever! Though I really hate the fic I'm talking about, un.
Yeah, I write about Naruto characters and I'll continue to write that. Though… I already told you about the new characters that attracted my wicked attention…
L: Shit! If Kira knew her real name… I could easily get rid of that problem. I must investigate this!
Sephiroth: Screw Wutai, the whole ShinRa army should be sent after her!
12. Name your OTPs or most frequently written pairings/characters and explain what it is about them you love to write.
Sasuke: Nii-san, are we supposed to fuck again?
Itachi: (shrugs and starts unzipping his pants)
One word. Uchihacest. There's nothing else that's like it. Nothing. Of all possible relationships, I think that's the most twisted one.
13. What would you call your writing "style"?
Itachi: Her writing is dirty.
Sasuke: It's perverted.
Pain: It's sick!
Deidara: It's hot, un.
Tobi: Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
Jiraiya: Wow!
Ebisu: (faints because of a heavy nosebleed)
Kakashi: OMG! I love it!
Sakura: Gross!
Hinata: (blushes and faints)
Shikamaru: So troublesome.
Naruto: I don't get it.
Tsunade: It's crazy! And idiotic! And totally inappropriate! Hehehe, me likes it!
Tobi: Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
Deidara: Tobi, I think you already said that.
Hidan: It's motherfucking stupid, retarded, ridiculous, horrible, twisted, idiotic, fucking bullshit.
L: I see there's a 100% chance of really wrong things happening to my ass.
Gaara: In these fics I don't get enough cookies, what kind of stupid style is that, damn it? Her writing sucks, she should write the "cookie style"!
L: Cookies? Where?
Tobi: Weeeeeee, cookies!
Gaara: COOKIES. ARE. MINE.
Masashi Kishimoto: She even got me in a fanfiction. Me! What more can I say?
Allen: I'm not quite sure what I just got myself into. Something tells me I might lose my innocence.
Cross: I'm looking forward to that.
Lavi: Strike!
Kanda: Che!
Bookman: Must be recorded in world's history.
Komui: Just don't get Lenalee involved! I'll send a Komurin to deal with this!
Rufus: Her writing style? It's ShinRa approved!
Genesis: I'll start quoting her fics!
Rude: If nothing else, it's flashy.
Reno: Oh, good!
Angeal: It's not honorable at all!
Sephiroth: Unforgivable!
Cloud: It's my fault. Why, oh, why am I so cute?
Hojo: (chainsaw in hand) It's incredible! Science still can't explain it. I want to take a look at her brain!
14. Do you read other people's fanfics? If so, what do you find yourself reading the most?
Uchihacest! Weeeeeeeeee!
Tobi: "Weeeeeee" is Tobi's line!
Oh well. I already said I love parody, and I also love reading dark and sick stuff. And very perverted. And sometimes fluffy. Well, I like a lot of different things.
Here are just a few of my fav things to read: Like I said, Uchihacest. Pain on the bottom. Kanda, Allen and Ticky in whatever configuration. Cloud Strife being abused by horny, evil, powerful and hot army men. Cloud and Zack fluffiness. Reno. Ciel and Sebastian, which means dirty demon sex. Undertaker. Grell making an idiot of himself. L and Light's mind-games in bed. Hiro and K from Gravitation. Aomine giving heated dirty looks to everyone during the game, (I want him to look at me like that), and now add to this Kuroko's cute face, these two are hot together. Kougami and Makishima, and a decent plot about how those two ended up in bed.
15. Name one thing you'd love to write, but have been too afraid or shy to do.
Hahahaha. Something so sick and twisted and perverted and wrong and unbearable to read, that it would make dA not merely ban me, but send someone to kill me to make sure that I would never ever post anything like that again. But I won't do it, I wanna live!
16. Do you have trouble taking criticism? Or worse yet, do you have the dreaded bloated ego?
Hm. Does anyone want to criticize my writing?
Itachi: Bitch, I don't like your writing. And now in order to emphasize how much I hate it, I'll whip you and fuck you into the mattress!
Eh-hm. Yeah, sure I can take criticism, oh yeah, I can take it… Oh, Itachi, criticize me harder!
Anyone else who doesn't like my writing?
Sephiroth: Get on your knees and beg for forgiv…
Reno: Seph, that's getting old, you know.
17. When you write, is there anything that helps? Music? Quiet room?
The lack of people who are attempting to talk to me. That helps!
And I think a naked Cloud Strife spread across the desk would help too. Or maybe not. I would get too distracted. Though I might still be able to type with one hand while I have the other one on his…
18. What inspires you?
Pain: Ah, it's about my ass again.
Itachi: No, it's the irresistible Uchiha hotness.
Sasuke: My beautiful deep dark eyes…
Itachi: Sasu, actually it's your deep ass…
L: If I share my cake with you, will you let me off the hook?
Allen: (poker face) You know, dear writer, why don't you go near Kanda, call him "Yuu" and see what happens? At least we'll live in peace after that. And you might get a quick and easy death instead of waiting to see what cruelty he might come up with after he reads these horrible things you're planning for us.
Cloud: I don't wanna lie naked on top of that desk, help...
19. Lastly, how would you sum up your fanfiction experiences and yourself as a writer?
I'm insane!
20. Tag some friends, because they'll hate you for it.
Now let me think of someone else who loves to write dirty stuff… hm… I tag Jiraiya!
Jiraiya: Shit!
Kakashi: OMG, I can't wait to reads this!
Aaaand… I tag Sephiroth. Cause he'll really hate me for it. And I don't care he doesn't write fanfiction. And I know he'll get mad. And I so intend to get on my knees and beg for forgiveness or for anything else he might want to give me while I'm on the floor like that…