I'm such a noob at this but it was a lot easier to write with the help of Kyoji(n). It looks like this story just, made my day. Yeah!
I was only 15 years old.
I loved Levi so much, I had all the merchandise and manga.
I pray to Levi every night before bed, thanking him for the life I've been given.
"levi is love" I say. "levi is life"
My dad hears me and he calls me a fan-girl.
I knew he was just jealous of my devotion for levi.
I called him a brat.
He slaps me and sends me to go to sleep.
I'm crying now, and my face hurts.
I lay in bed and it's really cold.
A warmth is moving towards me.
I feel something touch me.
It's Levi.
I am so happy.
He whispers in to ear, "ookina oshiri ga suki."
He grabs me with his tiny German hands and puts me on my hands and knees.
Im ready.
I spread my ass cheeks for levi.
He penetrates my butthole.
It hurts so much but I do it for levi.
I can feel my butt tearing as my eyes start to water.
I push against his force.
I want to please levi.
He roars a mighty roar as he fills my but with his love.
My dad walks in.
levi looks him straight in the eye and says. "oppai mo ii,"
levi leaves through the window.
levi is love, levi is life.
Why did I make this you ask? Because I've lost control of my life.
Serious Author's Note: This is a parody of Shrek is Love, Shrek is Life. There. I included it. Ugh, it's so much less fun this way.