This is my first shot at a humorfic, and jokes don't come too easily to my mind, so it might not last long, but I wanna post it anyway. To get to where the humor is, I have to have some kind of plot of how it began, so the first chapter might not be as funny as the rest. The original title of this fic was supposed to be, 'Amy's Apartment', but if I named it that, it might be mistaken for a… I'm most likely talking to myself by now…

Roomates?
Chapter I
Amy's Apartment

Sonic wandered the streets, searching for a place to sleep… "Let's see… Tail's house is ruined, Knuckles' pad doesn't even exist anymore, I don't have a place, Neither does Shadow, Big lives in the wilderness (besides, he'd drive me insane), It would be weird to live with detectives… Where? Tails, Knuckles and them moved in with Amy… What? I can't believe I'm suggesting it, but…"

Sonic stood in front of Amy's Apartment's door. "I want to survive this…" He slowly put his hand to the door. As he was about to knock, he hesitated. "Maybe I don't wanna…"

Inside…

Tails looked into the eyehole of the door. "Hey! Sonic's out there!"

"Sonic? Get out of the way!" Amy grabbed one of Tails' Tails, tossed him aside, and threw open the door. "Sonic!"

'Oh, God, why'd I do this?' Amy threw herself on him, at which point he passed out for lack of oxygen.

When he woke up, he imagined none of that happened, but much to his dismay, it was true. He got out ofthe bed, "A bed? What the hell?" and found himself in Amy's room. There was nothing but- "There's nothing but pink and… pictures of me in here!" …pink and pictures of Sonic. He exited into the living room to find almost everyone out there.

"Sonic! You're awake!" Amy ran towards him again.

"Aw, man…"

He found himself, yet again, in Amy's room. "Ugh… Why do I feel like I've been holding my breath for a long time?" He exited into the living room, again, and again, Amy leaped for him, but this time, Sonic had the presence of mind to duck. Unfortunately for Amy, she went face first into the wall, ending with her being knocked out this time. "Jeez. Almost every time, she gets me knocked out!" He looked around to see Tails, Cream, Knuckles, Rouge, Shadow and Blaze in the room, staring at the blank TV.

"Uh, why are you staring at that TV?"

"We're all too lazy to change the channel." Knuckles stated.

"Uh… It's not even on."

"My point exactly." Sonic grabbed the remote, turned on the TV and tossed the remote to Tails.

"Put something good on."

"Okay!" Tails changed it to Nickelodeon, at which time Spongebob was on.

"Oh God, Tails, not that!" He swiped the remote and changed it to MTV. "Yeah, that's better!" Cream swiped the remote and changed it back to Spongebob. "What?" She stuck her tongue at him. "Gimme that!" Sonic took it again, and changed it back to MTV. Knuckles took the remote and changed it to Comedy Central.

"I'm not watching that!" Shadow took it and changed it to a channel that was playing Resident Evil 2. "Yeah! That's good!" Shadow tossed the remote towards the table. Sonic grabbed it before it hit the ground.

"Hmm. Not bad."

"Aah! It's too scary!" Tails swiped the controller and Sonic swiped it back. "Hey!"

"We're not watching Spongebob!

"Why not? And why are you here, anyway?"

"I needed a place to sleep, and Amy's place was the best candidate, although, I might've made a mistake. By the way, Tails, what happened to your place?"

"It exploded due to one of my chemical experiments."

Flashback…

"I'm gonna make some kool-aid!"

End Flashback…

"Huh. That sucks." Sonic stated. "What about you, Knuckles? Why are you here?"

"You should know! You're the one who blew up my house!"

"Oh yeah! Sorry about that..."

"Yeah sure…"

"What about you Shadow?"

"After Blaze and I got married, I realized I didn't have a place anymore, so I came to Amy's."

"What happened to your place?"

"It's in space."

"What the hell happened?"

"Nothing happened to it!"

"Then why is it in space?"

"The ARK!"

"How'd it get into space because of the ARK?"

"It's not in space BECAUSE of the ARK, it's in space because it IS the ARK."

"Oh." Amy finally woke up and wandered into the living room.

"Hey guys…" She said weakly.

"Hey." Everyone but Sonic said just as weakly. She walked towards Sonic, and upon reaching him, she kneed him in a place he very much never wanted to be injured.

"(whack!) Aww!" Sonic sucked in some air and held his breath. "Why?" He said weakly.

"That's for letting me jump into the wall!"

'Maybe I deserved it…'

Nothing more for this chapter. The humor should truly start within the next two chapters.