Crackfic! Itachi is bored...Deidara trys to help...Rated T because I'm paranoid. Taking the song "Star Struck" by 3OH!3 ft. Katy Perry as inspiration I was suppose to write a fic about the Akatsuki mentioning Preppy Land. Zai asked me to... :P
"Boredom…" Itachi murmured as he walked through the Akatsuki hideout in a daze. This was a rather stupid thing to do as Deidara was back from Preppy Land and had recently been looking for a reason to go back. He barely registered the blond when he popped up in front of him, "What the deuce?"
"Itachi!" Deidara greeted with a psychotic grin, "I hear you're bored. I have a plan to help that."
Itachi's eye twitched involuntarily before he asked, "Plan?"
Before Itachi could comprehend what was happening he was being dragging by a hyperactive Deidara to some random fountain in the middle of a town full of extremely good-looking women.
"Why are we here?" Itachi asked, dreading the answer more than he'd thought possible.
"To take the coins out of the fountain –"
"That's illegal!" Itachi pointed out before Deidara could finish and the blond just stared…and stared...and stared…
"You're part of Akatsuki…a freakin' crime syndicate if there ever was when in Anime Land! And you don't want to steal from a freakin' fountain!" Deidara exclaimed finally, gaping at Itachi as said ninja realized just how hypocritical that was.
"Oh…well…never mind than," Itachi said, and Deidara did a head slap before sighing to continue.
"As I was saying, we are here to take the coins out of the fountain so that the very good-looking women will fall in love with us!" Deidara told him as if explaining something simple to a two year old. Now it was Itachi's turn to stare.
Blinking rapidly, "Where did you get an idea like that? It would never work!"
"From this video I saw on YouTube!" Deidara yelled in denial, "That means it's true because the internet never lies!" Itachi huffed in frustration before trying to leave, only to have Deidara pull him back and tie him to the statue in the center of the fountain. "I can prove it!" Deidara told him confidently, picking up a random coin from the bottom of the fountain.
Almost ominously the entire town fell quiet as suddenly the sound of rushing feet filled the air. Deidara smiled and turned to face what he expected to be a beautiful girl with open arms, and instead a large burly ban rushed into his arms. Deidara let out a decidedly un-masculine screech as the man cuddled into his arms.
"Itachi! Help me!" Deidara begged as the man tried to kiss him, but Itachi merely grinned evil and looked away.
"Sorry, Deidara, but…I'm tied to this statue…" Itachi said as explanation with an evil undertone, "I would help you if I could."
Deidara sobbed quietly into the fountain as he let the coin go, the burly man almost immediately stopped and ran away, embarrassed. "The internet…" Deidara cried, "It lied…"
"Just like the cake…" Itachi said as a magically appearing camera zoomed in on him mysteriously. As the screen started to lose color in an ominous feel that the X-Files would be proud of Tobi popped up out of the water.
"There's cake! Tobi like cake!" Tobi cheered as the screen magically brightened, causing ITachi to glower at the other Akatsuki member.
"Damn it, Tobi! I was trying to be ominous!" Itachi yelled at Tobi in annoyance.