Ordinary Days

A/N: Yay! After all the self arguments were done, I finally got my own fic. Well it's just a collection of one shots, sort of a warm up for me... ^_^ Anyhoo, please read and review. Flames are welcomed. Promise.

Disclaimer: If I own Hunter X Hunter then Kurapika would be a girl and Hisoka would be her partner! (Kurapika: What the...? 0.o)


Facebook

"Hey, hey, guys look!" Killua called rather too loud to his friends as his eyes were glued to the computer monitor. Out of curiosity, Leorio, Kurapika and Gon looked at his direction and started walking towards him. Whatever got the neko-kid calling out like that must be something worth of their attention too.

"What now, Killua?" Leorio asked as he rested his left arm on the computer table for support and for better look at the monitor. "New auction event?"

"No." answered Killua merrily.

"New information about the Genei Ryodan?"

"Nope."

"So, it's about Ging then?"

Killua sighed. Honestly, it seems that he is the only one among his friends who had a functional social life. His dudes badly need some time going out.

"Not about Ging either. You guys!" he cried out as he looked at them and back to the computer. "Look at this." Killua then clicked the poped down browser and showed his friends the world's greatest social site, next to Twitter, the Facebook.

"Facebook? What's that?" Gon asked innocently.

"It's a social site Gon. It helps people get connected to one another even when miles apart. It's kind of like Yahoomail and Friendster, only it has too many games included in it." Kurapika answered.

"Ooh... sounds fun!" Gon beamed.

"And what is so important about 'FACEBOOK', huh Killua?" Leorio asked, quoting the word facebook with his fingers.

"Nothing, old geezer. I just wanna show you guys this." Then Killua clicked a globe icon on the upper left corner of the site that showed some familiar names and the recent things they have done with their account, Hisoka's name being on top of the list.

"You're connected with Hisoka?" the three shuddered in unison.

"The term is friends my students." Killua enlightened with a smirk on his face. "Oh it's nothing really. It's just Facebook." he clicked on Hisoka's name and an abstract picture appeared on the monitor. It's more like a blue-all-over-painting of a couple intimately cuddling each other. This made Kurapika's right eyebrow twitch.

"Bakero Hisoka." Kurapika cursed under his breath.

"Hisoka said that it was a psychological test. Whoever gets to see the 11 dolphins in this picture fastest has the most innocent mind. The slower you see them, the more corrupt your thinking is. This is why I'm calling you guys." Killua looked at his friends.

"To test our minds, huh?" Kurapika smiled at Killua. "I could see them all too perfectly at second look. You got to do better than that." Kurapika went back to his business after that.

"Stupid super brain." Killua muttered from his sit. He looked at Leorio and a grin crept up on his face. It seems that old geezer is having a hard time finding the dolphins.

"Surrender now, Oji-chan?" Killua asked with a smile plastered on his face. But his smile soon faded when he saw the enlightened look on the older boy's eyes.

"Aha! There it is!" Leorio yelled and begun pointing out the 11 dolphins one by one, much to Killua's dislike. His attention was then shifted to Gon who is still staring at the computer monitor.

"Gon?" Killua called him but the boy didn't even avert his eyes from staring at the screen.

"I can't see it." Gon started as he looked at his friends. This got the three dumbfounded. "I can't see any dolphins at all guys."

Silence fell momentarily to the four hunters, followed by a strange combination of manly screams by the three of them.


A/N: okay, so... that's it. I really hope that you people like it. But in any case that you were not satisfied, don't bother flaming me... as long as there's no torch included… arigato minna-san.. ^_^