N: Are you insane?

S: No, just delusional.

N: There's a difference? Look-

S: Be quiet. You're giving me a headache.

N: But Sasuke!

S: No, you will have to stay in my condo until the term is over. Or you can't go to school.

N: But that's the thing, I don't want to go.

S: It's the law; you know that.

N: But you know I'm gay, and really loud, and really messy.

S: I figured. It's on my father's terms, so I cannot disobey.

N: What if I said I liked you? What if I tried to get in your pants every two seconds?

S: First of all, I would get in your pants if anything. And second, I'd probably let you.

N: … wait, WHAT?

S: I presume you heard me the first time.

N: I did but, I never knew you were gay.

S: I'm not. Not really anyway. I think I'm just gay for you.

N: Since when?

S: We met when we were ten right? So, a couple years after that.

N: Sasu! We're sixteen for heaven's sake! Why didn't you tell me?

S: Like I was really going to come out and say it outright?

N: I guess you're right.

S: Hn.

N: But what if I did like you? Could we even be together?

S: Dobe, we'll be living in my condo on campus for at least a term. We could be together and more.

N: Oh. I forgot.

S: Hn.

N: Sasu. Don't 'Hn' me!

S: Hn.

N: Sasu!

S: Okay! Gosh. Wait; so you like me?

N: Well, I've liked you since 6th grade. When we were twelve I think.

S: And why was I not informed of this?

N: I thought you were, like, completely straight and hated me!

S: Hn.

N: SASU!

S: Sorry.

N: And who said you were going to be seme?

S: Me.

N: But I don't think I'm cut out to be an uke.

S: Oh well. Get used to it.

N: Okay, I'll only be uke if you take me to dinner tonight. (French: The Butterfly)

S: For the ramen?

N: Hell yea. It's the only thing around here that doesn't suck.

S: Language, Naru. Okay. But tomorrow we're gonna move you into the condo.

N: Sure. So, are we 'together' now?

S: Do you want to be?

N: I mean; yes, but do you?

S: Dobe, come on.

N: Sasu! Answer the question.

S: Of course I do. I'm in total 'like' with you.

N: Like?

S: Hn.

N: Okay.

S: Yep.

N: So, where will I be sleeping?