Disclaimer-I don't own Gundam or DBZ. If I owned both, then I would be really
happy. This is a crossover, and I know
more about Gundam than DBZ, so if I screw up any particulars, sorry. Ok, then.
A DBZ character's lines will be written with a dash in front of the
letter, Gundam won't.
DBZ and Gundam Don't Mix
Duo was walking
along, minding his own business, looking down a woman's top through a subway
grate, when he got a phone call. He
answered, and heero's voice came through.
D-Hi Heero.
H-We have a mission.
D-Love and Kisses to you to! (no, he's not gay.)
H-Shut up. Get over
to Quatre's mansion right now or I'll find you and shoot you.
D-Yeah right :::coughrelenacough:::
H-Omae o korosu.
D-Kidding! I'm coming!
With that, he jumped into his Pinto
(snicker) and sped toward the Winner compound.
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(An Hour Ago…)
Vegeta was training (surprise, surprise) in 900xgravity. He was throwing punches and periodically
dodging a ki blast he had thrown which was speeding around the room. He was getting bored, so he stopped throwing
punches and let the blast hit him (it was very weak) and left the chamber. He was about to go get something to eat when
Goku ran up to him.
-G-Vegeta! Guess
what!
-V-What is it Kakarrot?
You finally got ChiChi to cook you a giant AngelFood cake?
-G-Not that good, but cool still! I found a warp pipe!
-V-…Warp pipes are only in video game, you nimrod!
-G-I know, but I found one!
Besides, we're characters from a Manga turned TV show, yet we still have
minds of our own, so why are you complaining?
-V-…I don't believe it, you're right. Ok, I'll look since I have nothing better to
do.
Suddenly, for
reasons unexplained, Gohan and Krillin showed up and went with them, already
knowing everything, since they had been reading over my shoulder. They found the pipe and went down it. It was very smooth, and they could hear
music as they went:
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh ahhh!
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh ahhh!
Oh we come from the land of the ice and snow from the midnight sun where
the hot springs glow!
The hammer of the gods, will drive our ships to new lands,
Fight the hoards, sing and cry, Valhalla I am comiiing…
They popped out of the pipe, the music replaying in their
heads. Everyone seemed to like it,
except Gohan since he's a pansy who doesn't know the difference between good
music and a kick in the nuts. They were
walking along when they noticed: They were in a city, they were in the middle
of a street, and everyone was staring at them since they were all 7' tall,
except Krillin, who was about 4'.
-K-What weird looking people, they're all Japanese and
short. Strange.
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When Duo arrived at the Winner
mansion, Everyone else was waiting.
Most had a worried expression on.
H-Now that the Braided Baka is here I can start. We have a problem. Some people have showed up in the city. They're giants, only one of them is under 7', and he's a
midget. They all have weird spiky blond
hair, and they've been scaring people, and recently they've stared shooting.
T-Guns?
H-No, handbeams.
D-Have you gotten into Quatre's sake again, Heero?
H-No, baka. I mean
it.
W-They sound a bit like characters from DBZ.
Q-…Wufei, since when do you watch that show?
W-There are many strong men on that show.
D-Ok, I get it. Now
what does this have to do with us?
H-One of them Killed a few people for trying to hit him with
a car.
D-Oh…What should we do?
Q-First we should get the Gundams and lure them out of the
city, then-
W-You dolt! We
destructed our Gundams!
Suddenly, All of the
gundams (with beefed up armor) appeared in Quatre's Back Yard.
D-Hey, what gives!?
How come you get your EW versions and I get D-Hell?
=BECAUSE I LIKE IT BETTER THAT CUSTOM! GET USED TO IT!=
D-Oh, ok CoB.
=BESIDES, I GAVE YOU MORE ARMOR AND COOLER WINGS!=
The wings were
nearly the same as normal, but pointier, and the white had been replaced by
shiny silver with a black jagged stripe running down the center (hey, I think
they're cool!)
Q-…ooook, now then, once we lure them from the city, we should
rough them up a bit to make sure they stop…but only after we ask them nicely to
desist.
W-INJUSTICE!
H-What Wufei?
W-Nothing, just haven't said it yet today.
D-I can rest easy.
Now then, lets go.
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-V-This is boring. I
want some action!
-G-Vegeta! You're a
married man!
-V-Not like that you baka!
-G-Oh.
Suddenly, Trunks
notices 5 hunks of metal hurtling at them at breakneck speed. Because this is DBZ, the 5 second ride at
650 MPH from the Winner Mansion to their location took about 3 minutes, which
if this was TV, it would've been 6 episodes.
-T-HOLY SH!T!
EARTHPLANES DON'T FLY THAT FAST!
-V-DON'T YOU EVER CURSE IN MY PRESENSE OR I'LL BEAT THE
LIVING HELL OUT OF YOUR F%CKING WORTHLESS BODY!
-T-Sorry…
-Go-Hey dad! Maybe they're
not Earth planes!
-G-Gee, ya think!?
-T-I'm glad I'm a genius.
-V-Shut up fool.
-T-Ok dad.
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Will they find
out about the Gundams? Will they
win? Lose? Will Vegeta kick the snot out of Trunks? WILL GOHAN EVER GO AWAY?!
Probably not, but I hope so.
R+R. Yaoi sucks.
