"I'M BORED!"
SQUEL TO:- Fused and "Are we there yet?"
"Are we there yet? I'm bored!" yelled Daniel
from the back of the van. Oh great, thought Jack. Here
we go again. It had been like this on the way to the
camping site as well. Daniel had started it. Then,
Teal'c had brought up a few comments which just made Sam
go completely mad! And what was worse, Jack had to sit
through the whole thing.
"Aren't you going to look at your new rocks, Dr.
Jackson?" said the Jaffa with his head in a book. No, I
don't have any idea what he was reading about. He was
just reading, ok? Now, stop asking so many questions!
"I've already seen them all!" whined Daniel.
"About a million gadillion times!" Daniel folded his
arms, proudly.
Samantha Carter crawled out from under the
blanket. She was trying to get some sleep. She never was
really comfortable sleeping on the ground.
"Well, look at them again, Daniel!" she said in
a sleepy voice. "I'm trying to get some sleep!" No need
to point out the obvious, Sam.
"And I've made note on all of them as well"
claimed Daniel. Jack almost started hitting his head
against the stearing wheel, but he decided not to. Here
we go again:-
"Then, why not make more notes on them?"
"It's getting boring"
"This is a really good book"
"Is it about rocks?"
"Hello, are you listening to me?"
"Will you please shut up?"
"No, it is not, Daniel Jackson!"
"No, guess you're not!"
"Oh, but that's not fair!"
"This is will starting to get annoying.."
"Daniel let me see those notes you made on the
rocks for just one second."
Of course, Daniel fell for it and handed his
note book to Sam. Of course, Sam opened the window and
throw the notebook out.
"There," said Sam, crawling back down under the
blanket. "Now, youhave something to do."
"Jack! We have to stop the car!" yelled Daniel.
He was now getting all upset. It could have been worse,
Sam could have thrown the rocks out the window.
"This is a van, Dr. Jackson," commented Teal'c.
He always has something really useful to say at times
like these, doesn't he?
"I don't care, we have to stop and get my
notebook" almost screamed Daniel. "I'll die without it!"
We're sure you won't, Daniel. But then again, it is
Daniel.....
Anyway, Daniel started a huge fight with Jack
which resulted in Teal'c dropping his book out the
window.
"Jack O'Neill, may I request that we stop the
car so I may go look for my book?" the Jaffa asked. Jack
was beginning to get sick and tired of this. Of course,
all this fuss woke Sam up who started antoher fight:-
"Will you two please shut up?"
"Hey, you started it!"
"Oh yeah?"
"Well, yes, Major Carter. You did."
"Oh, just shut it!"
"I want my notebook back!"
"I would like a new book."
"I want a new life...."
"Nothing could ever replace my notebook. I'm lost
without it!"
"Not even Henry?"
"Who is this Henry?"
"Hey! Don't make fun of my coffee cup!"
Of course, Jack had by now reached the SGC and
somehow managed to park the van.
"Will the lot of you please shut up?!?!" Jack
yelled at the top of his voice. His heart was now racing
at an alarmingly high rate. He couldn't take much more
of this. The rest of the team noticed this and ab-lib
"Sorry, Jack"'s echoed around the van. Jack opened the
door and the SG-1 team climbed out the van. This was all
done in time for tea.
In the end, the general found Teal'c and Daniel's
books on the way back from holiday....
ROCK 21
GRANITE, AN INGNIOUS ROCK
THIS IS A VERY NICE ROCK. I'LL THINK IT WILL BE A NICE
PET FOR MY BELOVED COFFEE CUP, HENRY.
"Er, Daniel. My doctor's very nice. Perhaps you
should go visit him" said the general.
DISCLAIMER:- I did not create these characters. They
belong to Gekko film inc.
SQUEL TO:- Fused and "Are we there yet?"
"Are we there yet? I'm bored!" yelled Daniel
from the back of the van. Oh great, thought Jack. Here
we go again. It had been like this on the way to the
camping site as well. Daniel had started it. Then,
Teal'c had brought up a few comments which just made Sam
go completely mad! And what was worse, Jack had to sit
through the whole thing.
"Aren't you going to look at your new rocks, Dr.
Jackson?" said the Jaffa with his head in a book. No, I
don't have any idea what he was reading about. He was
just reading, ok? Now, stop asking so many questions!
"I've already seen them all!" whined Daniel.
"About a million gadillion times!" Daniel folded his
arms, proudly.
Samantha Carter crawled out from under the
blanket. She was trying to get some sleep. She never was
really comfortable sleeping on the ground.
"Well, look at them again, Daniel!" she said in
a sleepy voice. "I'm trying to get some sleep!" No need
to point out the obvious, Sam.
"And I've made note on all of them as well"
claimed Daniel. Jack almost started hitting his head
against the stearing wheel, but he decided not to. Here
we go again:-
"Then, why not make more notes on them?"
"It's getting boring"
"This is a really good book"
"Is it about rocks?"
"Hello, are you listening to me?"
"Will you please shut up?"
"No, it is not, Daniel Jackson!"
"No, guess you're not!"
"Oh, but that's not fair!"
"This is will starting to get annoying.."
"Daniel let me see those notes you made on the
rocks for just one second."
Of course, Daniel fell for it and handed his
note book to Sam. Of course, Sam opened the window and
throw the notebook out.
"There," said Sam, crawling back down under the
blanket. "Now, youhave something to do."
"Jack! We have to stop the car!" yelled Daniel.
He was now getting all upset. It could have been worse,
Sam could have thrown the rocks out the window.
"This is a van, Dr. Jackson," commented Teal'c.
He always has something really useful to say at times
like these, doesn't he?
"I don't care, we have to stop and get my
notebook" almost screamed Daniel. "I'll die without it!"
We're sure you won't, Daniel. But then again, it is
Daniel.....
Anyway, Daniel started a huge fight with Jack
which resulted in Teal'c dropping his book out the
window.
"Jack O'Neill, may I request that we stop the
car so I may go look for my book?" the Jaffa asked. Jack
was beginning to get sick and tired of this. Of course,
all this fuss woke Sam up who started antoher fight:-
"Will you two please shut up?"
"Hey, you started it!"
"Oh yeah?"
"Well, yes, Major Carter. You did."
"Oh, just shut it!"
"I want my notebook back!"
"I would like a new book."
"I want a new life...."
"Nothing could ever replace my notebook. I'm lost
without it!"
"Not even Henry?"
"Who is this Henry?"
"Hey! Don't make fun of my coffee cup!"
Of course, Jack had by now reached the SGC and
somehow managed to park the van.
"Will the lot of you please shut up?!?!" Jack
yelled at the top of his voice. His heart was now racing
at an alarmingly high rate. He couldn't take much more
of this. The rest of the team noticed this and ab-lib
"Sorry, Jack"'s echoed around the van. Jack opened the
door and the SG-1 team climbed out the van. This was all
done in time for tea.
In the end, the general found Teal'c and Daniel's
books on the way back from holiday....
ROCK 21
GRANITE, AN INGNIOUS ROCK
THIS IS A VERY NICE ROCK. I'LL THINK IT WILL BE A NICE
PET FOR MY BELOVED COFFEE CUP, HENRY.
"Er, Daniel. My doctor's very nice. Perhaps you
should go visit him" said the general.
DISCLAIMER:- I did not create these characters. They
belong to Gekko film inc.