Disclaimer: I do no own Ranma, or Sailor Moon. But my ideas are my own …and I really like Ranma Crossovers.
A/n: This crossover will exclusively involve the Characters of Ranma and Sailor Moon so it shouldn't be as confusing as a twisted tale of Ranma . Just so there are no complaints I will be revising and rewriting Are Dog demons smelly when wet? before I continue with this fiction or Zuko ½… unless I get more than three reviews.
Seriously?
By Gabriel R. Lopez
The rain poured as a knock rapped against the door of the Tendo dojo. It was a dark and stormy night but the Tendo sisters and their father Soun were eagerly awaiting the arrival of their new fiancé. At least Soun was. Kasumi, the eldest of his three daughters, smiled with a beaming mask of joy…a mask hiding her disappointment towards her father, of all the irresponsible things he had done in his life this was the worst. Thankfully, Nabiki and Kasumi had already discussed the problem beforehand and in the worst case scenario Akane would be obligated to marry this fellow.
"PUT ME DOWN, YOU WON'T GET AWAY WITH THIS OLD MAN!" the scream was heard through the door shortly after the knocking had ceased.
Kasumi opened the door slowly to reveal a young girl, barely nine or ten years old, with an oversized training gi and cotton candy colored hair, she was carrying a very wet, and exceptionally pissed bundle of fur that resembled a cat.
"PUT ME DOWN POPS! I AIN'T YOUR DOLLY AND I AIN'T MARRYING NO STUPID GIRL NEITHER!" the cat screamed before struggling to escape, judging by the cat's voice it was clearly female. The little girl immediately dropped the cat on the floor, and contrary to the popular myth, the cat landed on its back with a wet thud and not in its feet. After rolling to her feet the cat shook the water out of her fur before puffing out like a fuzz ball. Upon closer inspection the cat appeared to have a crescent moon shaped scar on her forehead.
Kasumi paused in shock while Nabiki calmly sucked on her popsicle and acted as if talking cats was an everyday occurrence , their father fainted and collapsed to the floor.
"A talking cat! No way!" Akane cried.
"C-cat where?" the black feline asked as she started to look around in a panic for the cat in question, immediately hiding behind the creepy looking pink haired girl's legs. The young girl immediately blushed and looked truly embarrassed.
"Um…Hi! My name is Genma Saotome, Sorry about this."
"c-can I have glass of h-hot water?" the cat asked as she peaked from behind the little girl's legs.
(45 minutes later…)
"… and so there we were at the dreaded training grounds of jusenkeyo I fell into spring of drowned panda and Ranma fell into spring of drowned blonde" Genma had been putting his own personal shine on the story the whole time...unfortunately it was mostly at the expence of Ranma. To hear the story told it was Ranma who insisted that they go to just one more training ground before returning to Japan.
"Tell it right Chibi-useless or I swear to god I'll shave you bald again" Ranma growled at the pink spore. She appeared to be a 14 year old girl with flowing blonde hair. she was dressed in a red silk shirt with gold trim and black pants...like Genma's training gi, the outfit appeared over sized and ragged.
"Ok fine! I fell into spring of drowned panda and Ranma fell into spring of drowned runaway, tragic story of young girl who runaway from home and drown five week ago, yah happy you ungrateful whelp." Genma then stuck out her tounge and blew Ranma a raspberry. Ranma returned the gesture in kind by flicking Genma the bird.
"yam head!"
"spaghetti brains."
"wait…If Ranma was cursed to turn into a girl, and you're supposed to be a panda then why did Ranma look like a ca-" Nabiki started as Genma rushed accros the living room and clasped her hands over Nabiki's lips. Genma then whispered in Nabiki's ear.
"Be careful how you phrase your questions, you might not like the answer." Genma warned.
"While I was chasing pops this guy with a bandanna showed up and when I pushed him out of the way, I lost my footing and fell into spring of drowned capybara … Right pops?" Ranma asked.
"Yep, that's what I remember." Genma silently cheered as a beaming smile appeared on her face.
"What about you Mr Saotome, how come you didn't turn into a panda when Ranma threw the tea kettle at you and it shatered?"
"oh that…see there was this Amazon village, and Ranma insisted that we eat there, imagine my surprise to learn the food was the grand prize for the fighting tournament "
"what!?" Ranma Glared "You told me we were going there to find a cure for my curse!"
"didn't I just say that?" Genma puzzled.
"No, you said it was to fill your fat stomach!" to say Ranma was angry was an understatement.
"whatever the reason , the outcome was the same. You won the tournament, that lovely young lady kissed you …" Genma began
"I was almost burned at the stake." Ranma finished
" Shut up boy!" Genma yelled.
"thankfully we escaped." Ranma smirked.
"Unfortunately Ranma spotted a see aye tee and ran off somewhere, then it started raining and I fell into a tiger trap, I was found several hours later by prince herb of the musk and thrown into spring of destiny, tragic story of psychotic magical girl or something babbling on about she was a princess from the future and how the guide had to save her mother from drowning. I never did figure out how she drowned though." Genma frowned.
"I'm telling you pop's the Guide was a serial killer." Ranma supplied.
" you're too paranoid boy. Anyway, where was I? Herb had this ladle thingy and it locks the victim of the curse into their current form." Genma continued.
"Then I was captured by Mint and Lime in my capybara form and we showed up in time to see pops kick herb's lily a$$. I used the distraction to scratch out Mint's eye and pops knocked Herb into a nearby spring and we were out of there."Ranma interrupted.
"after a brief discussion with the guide, we came here to fulfill the marriage contract … So where is your boy Kaneda anyway?"
"WHAT!!! YOU SAID I WAS MARYING A GIRL!" Ranma was not a happy camper.
"yes, but you said you didn't want to marry a girl."
"I don't wanna' marry anybody!"
"um…Kaneda died, a few years ago with my wife…but I'm sure one of the girls won't mind becoming a lesbian to satisfy family honor. Soun then winked and hinted at Kasumi.
"…. Oh my, no. Dr.Tofu and I have been in a secret relationship behind your back, in fact I'm planning to have his baby." It was a lie, but there was no way she was getting involved in something that perverted.
"I'm not interested either, I already have a boyfriend." Nabiki hoped her father would press the matter further. Contrary to popular belief Nabiki was a horrible liar.
"Oh really, what's his name?" Soun was suspicious, Nabiki was hiding something, he could read it in her aura.
" Kuno- baby, yeah that's it. He and I have been in a relationship since um… since um…Akane started attending Furikan." Nabiki made sure every word was absolutely true, and it was good enough for Soun not to press the matter further. Although her father suspected that his daughter had been deflowered...of course that would explain the large sums of money she had stashed in her room.
"Kuno! Why that two timing so and so, I HATE BOYS!" Akane clenched her teeth.
"Akane, you 're in luck Ranma is all girl" Kasumi supplied.
"WHAT!" Ranma and Akane yelled Simultaneously.
"yeah, they definitely were made for each other." Nabiki continued.
"I 'm not marrying some perverted ca…furry or whatever Ranma is."Akane steamed.
"Like I want to marry some un-cute tomboy!" Ranma huffed.
Akane started glowing her aura flared and then WHAM!!!
Akane was so angry used her inhuman like strength in combination with her Ki energy to slam Ranma with a mallet and catapult her into the Jubban District… it was a hard landing…very hard…as in "Ranma would be lucky if she was still conscious" hard.
Ranma took stock of her surroundings which appeared to be a shrine of some kind before the world faded to black…
"Usagi?" the voice asked. As it echoed through the darkness.
"Usagi is that you?" another voice asked
"is she ok?" came another voice.
"I don't know? Mina! call the paramedics! "
"Quick! What's the number for 911!!!" yelled the first voice.
…and then the voices faded.