Emmet is babysitting Nessie and of course hilarity ensures. Please Read and Review R&R xxx:)
I woke up to see a note on my bedside. I reached for it and quickly read it. Great they had gone hunting and Jake was out of town for a week. I wondered who was baby sitting me though. It wasn't Grandad or Grandma they were both at work. I listened to the sounds around my house. I heard nothing until my door to my room burst open. 'Come on sleepy head. It's morning, mommy and daddy have gone to hunt' Emmet yelled. Great it was Uncle Emmet!
I let him pick me up and I told him about my dreams. He kept laughing so I hit his head and conjured up a picture of Auntie Rose. He immediately stopped laughing, 'how did a 6 year old child know my weakness?' he questioned. I just giggled as he sat me down. 'Now what do you want? Toast? Cereal? Cook breakfast?' he asked. I nearly threw up. If it was one thing my Uncle Emmet couldn't do is cook a breakfast. 'I only like grandma's cooked breakfast so I'll have cereal' I told him.
'My cooking isn't that bad' he retorted. I shook my head as I got out a spoon. 'Uncle Emmet you burnt microwave chips' I replied seriously. He shrugged and watched me eat. It wasn't uncomfortable just annoying. Ever since I was born my family would watch me eat. I knew why they had long ago forgotten what it was like to eat. I wished I could share my experience with them.
After breakfast I got dressed and read one of the many books. 'Come on Nessie let's play' Emmey suggested bringing me down to the living room. I nodded and smirked 'truth or dare' I demanded. I saw him wince and then quickly nod. 'Okay' he agreed sitting down opposite me. I knew my family would be back in a while so this would be fun. 'Truth or dare?' I asked him. 'Truth' he replied, I smiled evilly.
'How do you make babies?' I asked him. He stared at me in shock for a second before gulping. 'Er well you see it's when a man and a woman loves each other very much. Babies comes from erm when a woman gives a man a cake and he eats it' he told me hopelessly. I smiled 'thanks Uncle Emmet' I said before running off to greet mummy and daddy.