Yu-Gi-Oh Pick up lines:
Summery : the Cast of YGO try to use pick up lines on you dear readers.
A/N: Some pick up lines ive gotten from 615Brooklyn's Hetalia FAILED pick up lines videos on Youtube. You gotta go check them you and sub her new channel 615Brooklyn2 cuz Youtube couldn't handle the sexy awesomeness of some of the countries lines. Anyway lines from her videos will have a * by them. The rest of the pick up lines are made by me and a few of my friends. Ones that have a meaning behind them will have ** by them ok? Ok now on with the story!
Hello Im your hostess Mazzy. And today I bring to you Yu-Gi-Oh Pick up lines. Here the guys from all the Yu-Gi-Oh! Series will be trying to make you girls swoon or have you dreaming of them.
"Hey! Why are we here!?" Yami yells at Mazzy from his seat to the left of Yugi in the wide pink and blue room of which Penguina, Mazzy's pet penguin, had placed them in
"I just said why!" Mazzy yells back "You guys are all gonna try out some pick up lines on the readers. Now the ru-"
"How do we play?" Mokuba asks from his seat next to Seto
"I was JUST about to explain." Mazzy gives every one a look that stops them all from asking questions "five of you are gonna say one or if you can manage it more pick up lines to our readers who are gonna vote on who had the best pick up line for whatever reason. Your lines can be old time classics, perverted, or as lame as you can think of. So long as you have a line" she looks at the guys in the room "any questions?"
One of them raise their hands "uh…how will we choose who goes?"
Mazzy tilts her head and thinks for a minute "…. Well I'll call out who I want to go and if I don't know who I want to go then someone can volunteer. Or the readers can decide who they want to see after this chapter."
Another one raises a hand "so we're starting now?"
"Yes and the first person I choose to go is... uh Yugi?" Mazzy says "yea Yugi. YUGI! Head on out here!"
Yugi timidly get up from his seat and walk over to Mazzy
"Good Luck Yugi!" calls come from the gang
"Ill try" he says giving a weak smile
Handing him the mike Mazzy asks "you want me to give you a few minutes to think of one?"
"No im fine I just need a second to think"
"Ok tell me when you got one "
"K"
Yugi thinks for a minute. Then two. Then ten.
"Hey Yuge? Ya need some help?" Joey calls from his spot
"…. I got one!" Yugi declares with delight
Mazzy smiles" then say it''
"If I told you were cuter than a panda would you go out with me?*"
Everyone sweat drops.
"Motu really?" Seto asks trying to contain his laughter "FIFTEEEN FUCKING MINUTES. And that's what you come up with?" he looks at Mazzy "does that count? That cant count that was just…. So ugh…"
"Yugi?" Mazzy asks
Nervously Yugi answers "what…"
"That line was so …" Yugi starts walking back to his seat. "…So cute! "
Sitting down Yugi smiles "thanks!"
"Welcome next is Jack"
"What?!"
"Just do it Jack" Yuusei tells him
"Fine" Jack says walking up to Mazzy and grabs the mike from her.
"Would you like to see why they call me 'The Master of Faster'?**" he says with a smile that could melt a dozen girls hearts
Mazzy and Penguina burst out laughing while everyone else try to hide their shock at Jack's line
"OMG I just knew you were gonna say something like that" Mazzy says while doubling over in laughter
Jack just walks back to his seat looking pleased with himself
After a few minutes Mazzy and Penguina recover from their laughter. "Okay ah uh Ryo your turn"
The white haired boy shyly gets up from his seat and asks "do I have to come up with a line that has a similar meaning to that fellow Jacks?"
"Not really" Penguina responds "but if you want to go ahead"
"Okay the here it goes…" he takes a deep breath "I like playing games on tables…Can I play with you? **" Ryo says his line with a huge blush
"Ry-Ryo? How the HELL did you… your so innocent….and yet you" Penguina asks voicing pretty much everyone who understood the line thoughts. Which were really only Mazzy, her and a few of the guys.
Ryo just shrugs and starts going back to his seat
"Good job" Bakura, Ryo's Yami, says while giving him a slap on the back "Very good job"
"Um ah anybody wanna go cuz I don-"
"I WANNA GO!" Thief King Bakura yells from his seat
"Go ahead"
"Im the King of Thieves …so why are you the one stealing my heart?" he says without getting up from his seat
Mazzy and Penguina smile.
"That one was actually kind of sweet, well to me anyways" Mazzy says "okay ah" she looks around "Bakura you wanna take us away?"
"No…" Penguina gives him this adorable look that says 'pwease!pweety pwease?' Everybody goes 'AWW'
"Fine! Just don't give me that look" he gets up from his seat and walks over to Mazzy to grab the mike
"Just give me a minute to come up with something for you, you foolish mortals" a few minutes later he lets out a sigh " You know your so cute…You made me forget my line"
Mazzy raises an eyebrow "Was that your Pick up line?"
Bakura glares at her "Yes, that's the best I could come up with!" he stomps back to his seat
"Okay… anyway that was the end of the first Yu-Gi-Oh! Pick up lines please don't forget to tell us who you think had the best one. If you have any pick up lines for any of them PM me and if they use them ill credit you or you want a character to join that you don't see here please say so or you can PM me." Penguina, and Mazzy wave goodbye
************************************************** ***********************************Okay so the end of episode chapter thingie A/N:
Jacks line is a reference to his title that I heard in the first episode of 5Ds
Ryo's line is kind of a reference to the manga and Season 0 where it's shown he has a love for table top games. And hes referring to doing it on the table if anybody didn't get it.
Other lines I either made up or got from 165Brooklyn Hetalia vids. Hope you enjoyed this