Okay, this story, I'm hoping will be original. Like my other stories, the pairings will be Kag/Kur, because I only write those. But I assure you, this story will be unique. Okay, it's is loosely based on Tarzan and it is a Inu/Yu Yu crossover only this time the roles are reversed.

Koenma accidentally drops Yusuke and the gang in the wrong portal and they arrive on an island inhabited by a strange woman, decked out in leapard print clothes. This is Kagome and she is a kitsune but she can't speak English, or Japanese or whatever, the point is she can't speak out loud. You guys know what I mean. And the only person she can communicate sort of through is Kurama, because he is fully fused with Yoko and is a kitsune and thus understands the kitsune language. So, the spirit detectives have to try and get home while dealing with Shippo the kitsune, Sango the parrot, Miroku the crow and the big white dog demons, Sess and Inu (Stuck in their dog forms). So, without further adeu, I give you...my new story. Oh and this i rated r like my other fics for any language and subsequent lemons I may add in, in the future.

Chapter 1

Koenma's Failure?

"Damn you, Koenma!" Yusuke screamed in frustration, attempting to pull his hair out in frustration, while cursing his soon-to-be-dead boss, Koenma. "That stupid toddler! He just HAD to send us on another one of his fucking missions!" Yusuke went along stomping and cursing, all-the-while slashing trees and vines everywhere, ignoring his teammates as they watched in silent bemusement.

One so called teammate rolled his eyes, and muttered an amused, yet irritated, "hn," while the others simply snickered. Well, in Kuwabara's case that meant rolling around the ground making an ass of himself, while he laughed at Yusuke's temper trantrum.

"I know you're frustrated, Yusuke, but must you take it out on the beautiful foliage," Kurama commented softly, watching the entertainment in amusement. It seems that ever since he'd fully merged with Yoko he was finding more and more amusement in everyday occurrences such as this. Although it wasn't everyday that you were transported to an area where you didn't know where here was.

Kurama, Hiei, and Kuwabara continued to watch until Kuwabara decided he should probably stop Yusuke before he tore the whole forest down in his ire. Unfortunately for him, he decided to interfere at the exact moment Yusuke fired another punch, aimed at yet another defenseless tree. Kurama and even Hiei let out a wince as Kuwabara was waylaid and went down heavily, groaning before passing out.

Yusuke blinked before realizing what he'd done, before smirking back at his comrades. "Okay, I'm finished. Now who's gonna carry the monkey so we can figure out how to get out of here?" He looked to Hiei who glared. Typical.

"No way," was Hiei's simple answer, as he crossed his arms and looked the other way, successfully ignoring Yusuke.

"Well I'm not carrying him! And since I'm the leader and have been ever since this stupid job began, I demond that you carry this ass."

Hiei's eyes flashed angrily and he stepped forward, hand on his katana, ready to draw his sword. That was until he felt Kurama's restraining arm blocking Hiei's attack before he could attempt it.

"Get. Off." Hiei, growled, slanting Kurama a dangerous look that clearly meant business.

"I'll do it," Kurama sighed, shaking his head and releasing his friend. Truth be told, he didn't want to carry Kuwabara either, but somebody had to do it and he knew these equally stubborn people, which he normally referred to as friends, would never relent. Thus he stepped forward and hoisted the downed man onto his back and started walking, wondering just how it was that they'd gotten into this mess. He mentally shivered. He wouldn't want to be Koenma upon their return.

:Flashback:

"Okay, toddler what do you want now!" Yusuke demanded slamming the wide double doors closed upon his grand entrance.

"Yusuke I am not a toddler! How many times do I have to tell you that!" Koenma shouted in retaliation. He went onto mutter about baka ningens who don't know how to respect their superiors.

"Ha ha, you my superior!" Yusuke mocked, laughingly. "The day you become my superior is the day I start loving school!"

Koenma's face began to turn red and he went to retort, when a throat cleared from the other side of the room. The site was quite funny, with Yusuke pointing at the said toddler, while his face burned with anger, trying to look intimidating.

"Ahem, perhaps Koenma-sama, it might be helpful if you could explain why we're here."

Clearing his throat, Koenma sat down and gestured for the others to sit as well. "Ah, thank you Kurama, your presence here is always delightful," he said respectfully while glaring at Yusuke.

Before they could get into another heated and often times violent debate, Hiei walked in and dropped an unconscious Kuwabara.

Caught him hanging out with Yukina again? Kurama asked in Hiei's mind.

Hn.

"Anyway as I was saying," Koenma went on, "I have another missions for you four and it's going to be quite difficult. You see, I need you to track a demon who's escaped from Makai."

Yusuke snorted. "Again? Come on Koenma. I had to skip out on another date for this?"

"No, Yusuke, and shut your mouth!" He barked before continuing. "Several weeks ago we received a note and had been unable to translate it, for it had been in an ancient youkai language, thought to have gone extinct many millenia ago. We have since found out the note's contents. The youkai's name is Ryuu (I know stupid, but I was too bored to make up a name) and as the name states he is a Ryuu (dragon) Youkai. However, the reason this case is so difficult is that this ryuu has the ability to warp anywhere he wants. He can come and go as he pleases and can use shadows to hide his presence, thus making him almost impossible to track."

"Koenma-sama?" Kurama asked politely. "What exactly is this youkai after?"

"Well," Koenma began his eyes shifting worriedly. "Sources have been telling us he's trying to exterminate his own race."

"You mean this guy is trying to kill off a whole race of ryuu youkai?" Yusuke asked skeptically.

"No, Yusuke, not just ryuu youkai...all youkai."

There was silence and then...

"What!" Three voices echoed at the same time, even Hiei, effectively waking Kuwabara. Koenma's face was grew somber. "Yes, it's true and you need to find this guy fast before he does something drastic."

"But, Koenma-sama, you're saying this guy has a grudge against our whole race?" Kurama asked, apprehensively.

"That is correct, Kurama. However, so far we have been unable to figure out why. And that is where your case comes in. Find this guy. Track him down and find out the reason behind his rather bizarre behavior."

"Well, looks like we got a new mystery to solve," Yusuke stated, while jumping up and stretching.

"Thanks for stating the obvious, Urameshi," Kuwabara snickered under his breath, earning him a punch to the head.

"Boton I need you to open a portal!" Koenma called. When no one came, Koenma started to get mad. Where was that girl? "Boton!" he screamed out, voice rising up a notch. Everyone was surprised when a moment later a note popped out of nowhere and landed in Koenma's lap. He picked it up, but jumped back when it started talking using Boton's voice.

"This is Boton reporting her resignation to one, Koenma Jr," it began, much to the shock of everyone. It began speaking again. "She has since moved to Ningenkai and found herself a steady PAYING job where she won't be overworked and under appreciated!" Boton's voice screamed in exasperation. Then it turned cheerful again. "Oh and spirit detectives, have a nice day." Then the note went up in flames and was gone in the blink of an eye. For a few second nobody moved, until titters of laughter began ringing out all over the room.

Koenma was stunned and continued to stare at the spot where the letter was as Yusuke and Kuwabara burst into laughter, while slumping against each other. Kurama was chuckling while Hiei smirked.

"Ha ha ha, toddler. It finally happened. Boton finally found something better than working for you! Wah ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!" Yusuke wailed, tears of laughter forming in his eyes.

Koenma was blushing before he barked, "every one shut the hell up!" His outburst startled everyone but when they saw his face they guffawed even louder and harder. Eventually Koenma got so mad that he just ignored them and attempted to open his own portal. The others stopped laughing as a hole opened up under their chairs and they fell straight down.

"KYYYAAAA!" Kuwabara screamed pathetically, arms and legs flailing everywhere, trying to make the descent seem slower. Kurama pulled out his plant glider, while telling Hiei, Kuwabara, and Yusuke to grab hold as it slowly made it's descent to the ground below.

As the four landed, they took a look around and quickly noticed this was not the Makai. "ToTo, I don't think we're in Tokyo anymore," Yusuke whispered. It became apparent that they were lost and nowhere near where they were supposed to be. And that is where we find our spirit detectives. Lost in some empty rain forest.

:End flashback:

Yusuke was now grumbling about stupid toddlers who didn't know how to make their own portals and how there would be one dead Prince of Rekai on their hands upon their return. Suddenly a growling sound alerted everyone and they jumped around to come face to face with a huge snarling neko youkai, with gleaming white canines, looking for all the world like it was ready to pounce.

They gulped one by one.

End. So, how was it? Not very original yet I'm afraid but I had to start somewhere. Anyway, you guys R and R. See ya's.

Kura-kun's-lovr