They Do WHAT?

by M. Cali' Ai

Bleach? A real thing? Mimi and Tanya never thought that it could be true until they appear in the world of Bleach. What's more, they find out that they play major roles in the balance of the universe. "The universe? In their hands? Well, we're screwed!"

1. What the hell!

A/N: The other day, I was thinking what if me and my BFF got zapped into the world of Bleach, and brought all of our craziness with us. Myesha and Tatiana aren't our real names, and if you can't catch on soon enough, the nicknames are Mimi and Tanya. RR please! No exact story line. I don't own Bleach or Waka Flocka.

Chapter 1

My friend and I ran down the street of downtown Chicago as fast as we could. It was the only way we could catch our train on time. "DAMMIT! I'M NEVER FINTA RUN AND CATCH ANOTHER TRAIN!" I yelled as we climbed onto the train just in time. "Please Myesha, you said that last week." Curse Tatiana for her strong memory. I pulled out an iPod as the train was pulling off and went straight to my favorite song. "Watcha listening to?" Tatiana asked me. "What do you think?" I retorted. It was always pretty obvious what I was listening to. "Waka Flocka No Hands." I handed her an earpiece and we shook our heads like mad women to the beat of the chorus. I saw the light file into the train as we exited the tunnel, but ignored it for a split second.

"WHAT THE FUCK?" I yelled, looking at the surroundings. We most definitely weren't in Chicago anymore.

"What the hell is wrong wi- AHHH! Where the hell are we?" We proceeded to have spazz attacks for about two more stops, then we finally got off the train. I stuffed my iPod into my purse as we looked around.

"Aww shit we dun really messed up now! Tanya, try to call somebody." I said nervously.

"Don't you think I already tried trick! It says I'm out of the service area!" she replied

"DAMN! NOW WHAT'RE WE GONNA DO!" I yelled

"YOU SAY THAT LIKE I'M SUPPOSED TO KNOW!" For about one more minute we went back and forth, drawing attention to us. People were staring, some giggling, and some covering their children's ears because I was cursing so much. Then, someone decided to ever-so-rudely bump into me and not apologize. I caught their arm and threw a jab at their shoulder before they could get away.

"Who the hell do y- AWWW AHIT! TANYA DO YOU KNOW WHO DIS IS?" I yelled turning the teen-aged boys head to her. I took note of the way he said "Hey!" by simply saying "Shut up bitch."

Tanya didn't even need a whole second to yell "STRAWBERRY PIMP!" His face was the definition of WTF. If we are in the Bleach universe, this was gonna be one hell of a ride!