HELLO MY LITTLE KITTENS! There are reasons I don't like sunlight, one is heatstroke. Note to self: when someone asks if you want to go on a TWO MILE NATURE HIKE IN 90 DEGREE WEATHER when you have a hoodie and flip flops on, don't. So yeah this is just something really quick because frankly there needs to be more fics of these two. Even when they're not a tag team they still make you think things that NO teenage girl should and...yeah...heatstroke. Fuck my life.
One would think that after you experience something enough times you get used to it. Well...not in this universe. A couple of the guys and girls from the roster of the WWE were sitting around in a cafeteria trying to enjoy what they were doing, trying. Before this endeavor had taken a turn for the worst several people had been doing somewhat normal things. Sheamus was seeing how many times he could beat Cena at rock paper scissors while drinking beer, Wade was watching them like they were idiots, Layla was doing something on her phone, and Kaitlyn was looking up random shit on Tumblr out of boredom. There were other people there of course but they don't really apply to the story. Anyway they had all been doing their own thing when suddenly none other than Kane and Daniel Bryan burst in to the room mid-argument.
"-IT'S STILL DISGUSTING!" Daniel yelled.
Kane stopped walking abruptly, making Daniel bump into him from behind. Kane then turned and looked down at Daniel, his gaze dark.
"Well excuse me! Normally I'm the only one who drinks the normal milk so I figured that you wouldn't have a problem with it!"
Wait what? This shit just got interesting! That's also what the others thought because now all eyes were on them, not that they noticed.
"The boxes look completely different from one another! Why the hell would you think that my almond milk is your processed liquid crap?" Daniel yelled, poking at Kane's chest a few times in the process.
A few 'Da faqs' were whispered throughout the room, but once again they didn't notice.
Kane threw his arms up in frustration. "I was tired! Believe it or not that's possible! When you're tired you don't know what the fuck you're doing so just get over it!"
"NO! I'M SICK AND TIRED OF YOU JUST WILLY-NILLY DOING YOUR STUFF WITH MY STUFF!"
This was starting to get ridiculous...
"YEAH WELL I'M SICK AND TIRED OF YOU BITCHING AT ME FOR IT!"
"WHY DON'T YOU JUST GO BACK TO HELL?"
"MAYBE I WILL!"
Someone just please smack them upside the head...
"I HATE YOU!"
"I HATE YOU MORE!"
"YOU'RE A NO GOOD BASTARD!"
"YOU A NO GOOD GOAT MAN!"
"FOR CHRIST'S SAKE WILL YOU STOP SAYING THAT!"
"DON'T BRING JESUS IN TO THIS!"
"I WILL BRING JESUS IN TO THIS IF I WANT TO!"
Haha what?
"LEAVE ME ALONE!"
"YOU LEAVE ME ALONE!"
"I LOVE YOU!"
"I LOVE YOU TOO!"
What...?
Suddenly Kane and Daniel Bryan started making out, passionetly. Sheamus did a spit take with his bear which landed on Wade Barrett (so it wasn't a complete loss), Cena tried to cover his nosebleed, Kaitlyn was snapped out of her zone, and Layla snapped a picture. Eventually after a few minutes of making out Kane picked Daniel up and they left the room. They all stared at the door for a few minutes before someone said
"How much you wanna bet that they're going to go have sex?"
A chorus of nods and 'yeps' echoed the room before they all returned to what they were doing.
Just a normal day in my little universe. Sorry if that sucked but again...heatstroke. Reviews are love!
Love and yaoi
~ladyknights104