Arteph's note: "Something's Not Right..." They cut out the three dots at the end, which make the title WAT it IS. Yes. The title IS vague. Too bad. We like it. It makes us laugh. A lot. Especially those three periods at the end of it. Oh man those three periods just make our day. Oh yeah. This is kinda like "the uchiha restoration", except I tweaked it...a lot. So I jus stole their basic idea and "made it my own." SORRY AUTHOR OF THE UCHIHA RESTORATION! Mind you, this is kinda choppy. The paragraphs just randomly jump around. But it's not like you'd wanna read about every single day of everyone's lives. So, it's like a listing of the IMPORTANT days.
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Sasuke looked around the deserted area of Konoha that used to be decorated with little Uchiha fans on every inch of visible surface. Something's missing, he mused, other than the fans. Hmm...lemme see. Stores? No, that's there. Trees? Nope, over there. Statues of great Uchihas? Nuh uh, those are to my left. Which reminds me...I should have a statue of myself made to put in the center of the area. So, what's missing then? Ohhh right. People. His eyes widened, and he gave a little gasp. PEOPLE.
Sasuke trudged into his home, which was empty, just like the rest of the Uchiha part of town. Empty like Sasuke's eyes and soul. Obviously, there was no room in his mind for such frivolous things as love. There was no heart in Sasuke to feel such frivolous things as love. Only duty consumed him. So, Sasuke was completely devoid of feelings, except for the usual anger, hatred, and guilt. This left only one thing to do. If he couldn't fall in love with anyone, then he would force someone to marry him. Sasuke sniggered, which grew to a cackle, which grew to evil laughter. Doom awaited a poor girl in Konoha.
Sasuke was attempting to formulate his plan. He had a piece of paper that had one word on it so far: "Plan." That was it. There were also some random doodlings of eyes all over the paper. He hadn't thought of anything for the past two hours, so he just drew the most important thing to him: his Sharingan. Sasuke suddenly snapped out of his Sharingan-drawing reverie when the clock chimed midnight. Holy mother! he thought. This is all I've got after two hours? He sighed. Right... ok let's list all the girls that I really know. He wrote down "Sakura."
After five minutes of "hmm-ing", scratching his head, rubbing his chin, and even trying Shikamaru's pose for thinking of brilliant plans, Sasuke said to himself, "Ok, it's settled then! Sakura it is. Now how to ask her..."
This next part came quite easily to Sasuke, since after all, creating plans of attack was his specialty. Oh never mind, that's Shikamaru's specialty. But Sasuke is pretty darn good at coming up with plans of attack, and this plan of attack was pretty darn good. Heck, even GAI would have been successful. Of course, it all depended on whether Sasuke really knew Sakura. And he did. Doom awaited the poor girl.
"Hey Naruto?"
"Yeah?"
"If I needed help, you'd help me right?"
"Of course! What are best friends for?"
"Good."
Sasuke chose Naruto for three reasons. First, Naruto was his best friend. Second, Naruto knew Sakura as well as Sasuke did. Third, Naruto was well...the HOKAGE for goodness sake. EVERYONE listened to the Hokage.
"Sasuke...is something wrong?"
"Yes."
"...And?"
"Naruto, I want to revive my clan."
"...so?"
"I need someone to help me with that."
"Errm..sorry to burst your bubble man, but I can't really produce babies. Plus, I'm already with Hinata."
"I didn't mean it like THAT Naruto! You baka."
"Heh heh. So why do you need my help then?"
"Could you help me get...Sakura?"
"You mean to get her to love you?"
Sasuke looked Naruto straight in the eye. "No. To get her to marry me."
"...I'm guessing it's not a marriage of love."
"No."
Naruto felt torn. His mind was telling him no, but his heart kept remembering those flashbacks of when Sakura had loved Sasuke, and Sasuke had shows some inkling of feeling for Sakura. And an inkling of feeling was a BIG thing for Sasuke. Naruto KNEW there was something deep, deep, deep down inside the both still. There just HAD to be something there. At least this is what Naruto fervently prayed for, as he gulped, then nodded, "Ok."
"Good." Sasuke told Naruto his plan.
"Sasuke..."
"Yes?"
"That has GOT to be THE most...DUMBEST idea EVER! I mean, tricking Sakura into saying she'll marry you JUST because she said she'd do anything for you! Man...but don't worry. I've got the perfect plan. Now you scurry along now, get Sakura, and meet me at the bar." And Naruto ran off before Sasuke could respond.
Artheph's note: ok I was trying to say that Sasuke's idea was actually REALLY good, but Naruto was just being stupid. Anyway. The idea of tricking Sakura into saying she'd marry Sasuke just because she had said she'd do anything for him came from...you guessed it... "the uchiha restoration". I'm not saying it's a dumb idea. It was actually REALLY INCREDIBLY SMART. I jus didn't wanna use it in MY story.