YO! Sorry for never updating, it's just the Jandre kiss leaked online has made my head wonky all day. So, I thought I might write a fan fic about it. We're not sure what episode this is from, but I'll slot it in with Tori Saves Beck and Jade. So, yeah. Jandre at the start, Bade at the end.

'Hey, Robbie, after school ya wanna help me and Burf-'

'SHHHH! I can't talk right now. Shoo, shoo.' Sinjin took offense to this, although, he was used to being offended. Sinjin hurried off scared, like a little girl.

Robert walked towards his locker covered in baby bottle lids.

'Hiiii!' Cat greeted cheerfully.

'SSSSHHHHHH!' Robbie realized he had just spat into Cat's eyes. She jumped backward, startled by Robbie's reaction. She took her two index fingers and delicately wiped Robbie's saliva from her cornea. 'You have to whisper!'

'Why?!' Cat asked, louder than she imagined Robbie wanted her to speak.

'Shhh!' Robbie lifted his finger to his lip. 'Because…'

'Because?'

'I'm spying on Beck & Tori. That's why,' Cat's attention was diverted to Beck & Tori talking at the top of the staircase. Neither Cat nor Robbie had a clue what they were talking about, but they could tell Beck wasn't happy.

'But, spying is rude,' Cat turned back to face Robbie. Robbie looked her, eyes filled with disapproval and desperation. 'Oh, who am I kidding?' Cat quickly ran behind Robbie, and peeked over his shoulder to catch a glimpse of Beck & Tori. Beck seemed like he was asking a really important question, and Tori didn't want to answer it. Just as Tori looked as if something useful would fly out of her mouth, the musical school bell rang, cutting of the conversation. But, neither of them walked away from each other. They just stood there in silence. Cat's hand had been leaning on Robbie's shoulder, and Robbie leant on Jade's many scissors impaled in her locker.

'What are you doing at my locker?' Jade had crept up on them. Robbie jumped, causing Cat to be forced backward, and Robbie to hit one of Jade's scissors. They bounced forward, after being pushed backward. And they bounced right into each other. They were so close. Robbie gazed deeply into Cat's eyes. They were full of honesty and happiness. Robbie's were coloured with amazement and kindness. They just stared for a few seconds. 'Okay, are you two gonna make out, or are you going to move from my locker?'

Cat & Robbie were abruptly snapped out of the deep gaze, and they both flipped away awkwardly. 'Hey, Cat, why don't we go to lunch?'

'Let's go. Usual place?' Robbie nodded. He grabbed Cat's hand and they ran out of the hallways.

Jade continued to her locker and opened it to get her lunch.

'Why not?' she heard a voice say. She crept around her locker and looked around to see who spoke. She immediately looked towards Beck & Tori conversing above the stairs. She shook her head, regarding the conversation as a friendly one. She reached inside her locker, taking out a brown paper bag.

'Jade' she heard another voice say. It was a boy's voice this time. She was confused now. Were Beck & Tori talking about her? She snuck another peek. 'You don't know Jade'. Beck & Tori were talking about Jade. Normally, Jade wouldn't care, but because it was her ex-boyfriend and her frenemy talking, it was a different story. Maybe Tori wanted to date Beck. Maybe Beck wanted to date Tori. And if this was true, what would Jade do? Jade quickly slammed her locker and ran out the door.

Beck & Tori heard the slammed locker and quickly faced the direction it came from.

'Was someone listening to our conversation?' Beck asked.

'I'm not sure, but I think that was Jade's locker. Tori replied.

'So..uhhh…did you see Jade & I at the music awards?

'Um..yeah. Do you like her again? 'Cuz I would date you if it wasn't for Jade.' Tori replied, walking down the side stairs with Beck.

'No, I don't.' Beck scoffed. 'And we both know how jealous Jade gets.'

'Y'know what would make Jade not care if you dated another girl? If she dated another guy.'

'None of the guys in this school would ask her out.'

'Why not?'

'Cuz Jade's terrifying. All she has to do is look at most guys and they start shaking….and peeing. You don't know Jade.'

'Well, I'll ask Andre to do it.'

'Why Andre?'

'Why not Andre?'

'Good point'

'How did this happen, Caterina?'

'Well, I was in the park with Robbie and I was chasing butterflies. Then, Robbie lifted me up high into the trees and there was this butterfly there. I thought it was really cute, so I got closer. Then the butterfly crawled into my ear and it won't go out.' Cat replied. Robbie rubbed her shoulders in sympathy.

'Cat, I don't think that's possible,' replied Dr. Doty.

'Well, look at my ear!'

Dr. Doty lifted Cat's chin up and examined her ear. A few legs were sticking out of it.

'Yikes. I have no idea what to do. Bye.' Dr. Doty made a 'shoo' motion with his hand and Robbie & Cat walked out of the doctor's room. Cat was frowning. She didn't want a butterfly stuck in her ear for ever.

'Awww…Cat. You wanna go to the zoo?'