The thing is—the thing is —when you have a room full of antiques with no particular interest in them and suddenly there is something large and styled and bright green and probably from fifty thousand years ago in some country you've never heard of that might be a province in China and not a country at all—well, the thing is it is not surprising that you want to check it out, right?
"Riley," the warning grumble came from the geeky dragon of the hoard of interesting old things.
"I was just looking!" He replied, injured, and carefully drew his fingers back away. "That's me, just…looking…yeah."
Foiled again.