Q&A With Jack Frost
Chapter 1
Hello my fellow frozen snowflakes! FG27 here, and I, will do a Q&A with Jack Frost story.
Jack: Good morning guys! Welcome to the show- yadih yadih yah. Today we're gonna have a Q&A with the Guardians with your host, Yours Truly!
Bunny: And who said I agreed to this?!
Jack: Me. Alright Bunny, answer this question. If you could be anyone you want, who would you be?
Bunny: Huh… I haven't put that much thought into it… but I wanna be Superman. He can fly, he's super strong, and he can shoot lasers out of his eyes. JUST LIKE HOW I WANNA ZAP YOU RIGHT NOW.
Jack: Uhh… Bunny… Get off of that wall. Aish… NO YOU CAN'T FLY. Bunny, why the heck would- Uhh… You do realized that you just punched a hole where the TV used to be, right? o.O
Bunny: I DON'T CARE! I AM SUPERMAN! WHEEEEEE!
Jack: While bunny's doing who-knows-what, Tooth, who would you like to be?
Tooth: I wanna be Cupid. So I could stab your cute butt with an arrow and make you fall in love with Toothiana, since I'm Cupid. And then turn myself back to me again so that I could crush my lips on your sexy, godly ones. And kiss you nonstop-
Jack: O_O Umm… Alright… Tooth stop trying to kiss me, I'm hosting the show. TOOTH! GET OFF MY LEGS!
Tooth: No I don't wanna! *clings on legs tighter*
Jack: *sigh* NOOOO don't you DARE take my hoodie off! Tooth! Bad girl! Bad bad bad girl!
Lady: You have an adorable daughter, Mr. Frost.
Jack: N-no she's not my daughter, she's older than me by a millennium!
Lady: A millennium?!
Jack: Never mind…
Jack: Okay! On with the next guest, Sandy.
Sandy: I WANNA BEH A CUPCAKE
Jack: And why would you wanna be a fucking cupcake?
Sandy: COZ CUPCAKES ARE CUTE
Jack: Uhh… I think you should turn caps lock off…
Sandy: AND WHY WOULD I DO THAT
Jack: COZ YOU SOUND LIKE YOU'RE MAD
Sandy: NO!
Jack: Sandy, take that cupcake costume off. You look ridiculous in it.
Sandy: NO I DON'T LOOK RIDICULOUS. I LOOK FREAKIN CUTE.
Jack: SANDY YOU JUST MADE A BIGGER HOLE IN THE WALL. WHAT THE HECK?!
Jack: North, I have faith in you that you'll be good and stay still. While the other three made freaking holes on the wall. I wonder how that's even possible…
North: I wanna be a healthy man! Let's start with the leg exercises. One, two. One, two. One, two- I'm exhausted.
North: Alright, I'm gonna do the splits! *splits* OH MY GOSH I SPLIT MY PANTS.
Jack: Kids, close your eyes. Seeing a hole in Santa's pants will put you in the Naughty List, and will make you blind. :C
Jack: Yeah, this whole Q&A was a huge disaster… See ya guys next time on, ah screw it. -_-
That's all I can give you for today! Umm… review what or who you'd wanna be and why. And if you want, write a question down, so maybe you can be in charge of the next chapter's question. Hope you liked it! :D
~FG27