Previously shrek says its not ogre yet,it will never be ogre...
One day coach and nick were stranded on a road all day
the song [o' sweet death] playing while coach and nick are both standing in silence
then a ford truck pulls up,its ellis.
He asks if they need a ride
coach says "yeah"
coach and nick walk into the truck and they go to their destination
the radio turns on playing the song
"we like to party"
coach and nick shake their heads smiling to the magic mountain music
then suddenly something in a foggy spot standing in the middle of the road.its a dark shadow with its eyes glowing
ellis turns off the music
and sees something in the fog.
ellis:um nick,nick...nick!
nick:what!?
ellis:I think i see shrek
nick:i dont care.Hes gay
coach:Heh heh
you didnt happen to say shrek is love 3 times?
ellis:I dunno
coach:if you did,hes probably lookin 4 you.
coach looks out the window he sees shrek
(coach frowns)Ah hell no boy.
im gon kill dat son of b*
they pull over,coach walks out with his chainsaw
suddenly the shadow turned out to be shrek.
shrek turns around saying:This is my swamp
coach:not today
coach uses chainsaw against shrek buzzing him
shrek gets back up
the chainsaw was no effect.
he tries wrestling shrek but shrek nearly kills coach so nick fires his rifle to chase shrek away
coach screams and says
"let's get da hell outta here!"
[gas can of victory] song playing while
they jump in truck and driving fast
coach is driving
suddenly but shrek chases them behind flying
Nick:keep driving,dont stop!
[steps on the pedal fast]
loud vroom while speeding and truck keeps swirling on road
shrek stands in middle of road so he can stop them
shrek is still standing there grinning
coach says "now i aint effin around" and drives up hits shrek over sending him flying off.
Coach:Its all ogre now,hehe.
suspenseful music playing while shrek jumps back towards the truck smashing it pushing coach and nick out screaming.
the truck is destroyed
next chapter will coach and nick defeat shrek?