AN: Hi again everyone. This story is what happens when Hogwarts with some special guests watch 'A Very Potter Musical'. It makes sense to watch AVPM first so you know what I'm talking about. I know electricity doesn't work in Hogwarts, but just pretend it does for the sake of the story. Hope you guys like it and here is the first chapter.
Listening to Nemo- Nightwish
It was another morning at Hogwarts in 1995. Professor Umbridge had recently found a play that she hoped would expose all of Potter's lies about the return of He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named. Making sure to take the laptop containing the play with her before going to breakfast, Doroles Umbridge entered the great hall. Looking around at all of the students, and noticing members of the Order and the whole Weasley family huddled in a corner, she stood up to make an announcement.
"Good morning children and guests," she said with a sickly sweet smile. "Today, I would just like to say that class has been cancelled for the day."
This was met with many cheers including the Weasley twins who yelled "Yeah! Who knew Toad Face would let us miss classes." This was met with glares by Hermione and said Toad Face.
Professor Umbridge continued.
"We shall be watching a musical about one of our students here."
At this point, she looked directly at Harry who groaned and put his head in his hands. Professor Umbridge gave another one of her sickly smiles before conjuring a table to put the laptop on. Those who were sitting got out of their chairs and surrounded the laptop. So that everyone could see, Umbridge took out her wand, pointed it at the laptop and said 'Engorgio' and 'Sonorus'.
"Let's watch shall we?"
An upbeat tune started playing on the screen and text came up saying property of J.K. Rowling and Warner Brothers. There was laughter in the background and a boy with curly dark hair and glasses was on the screen. He began singing.
'Underneath these stairs
I hear the sneers and feel the glares
of my cousin, my uncle and my aunt.
Can't believe how cruel they are,
And it stings my lightening scar
To know they'll never ever give me what I want.'
The twins burst out laughing at this.
"Wow, never knew you could sing Harry!"
The whole hall apart from Umbridge was now laughing. At the other end of the hall, Draco Malfoy had just made a snide comment to the Slytherins which earned him a smack on the head by Astoria Greengrass.
'I know I don't deserve these stupid rules made by the Dursley's
Here on Privet drive.
Can't take all of these Muggles,
But despite all of my struggles,
I'm still alive'
"Cheerful mate," Ron muttered to Harry, who hid a grin.
'Sick of summer and this waiting around,
Man, it's September and I'm skipping this town,
Hey, it's no mystery; There's nothing here for me now.
I've gotta get back to Hogwarts. I've gotta get myself to school.'
Dumbledore looked happy at this as Fred and George both cheered 'HOGWARTS!'
'I've gotta get back to Hogwarts' (with cheering from Fred and George)
'Where everyone knows I'm cool'
"Really Potter? You, cool?" Draco called out, earning him another hit from Astoria.
'Back to wizards and witches, and magical beasts,
to goblins and ghosts and to magical feasts.
It's all that I love, and it's all that I need.
HOGWARTS, HOGWARTS, I think I'm going back-
I'll see my friends, gonna laugh 'til we cry
take my Firebolt, gonna take to the sky
NO WAY this year anyone's gonna die, and it's gonna be totally awesome'
Fred and George snickered at the totally awesome while Harry banged his head on the table muttering curse words under his breath. Fred and George stared at him then, as one, said,
"Don't worry Harry. We know you're totally awesome."
'I'll cast some spells, with a flick of my wand
defeat the dark arts, yeah bring it on!'
Harry hit his head even harder at the 'bring it on'. Umbridge scowled at this- this wasn't exposing Harry to be a liar.
'And do it all with my best friend Ron, 'cos together we're totally awesome.'
Suddenly a boy in a ginger wig came on stage and stood next to Harry.
(singing) 'Yeah and it's gonna be totally awesome!'
Now it was Ron's turn to bang his head on the table.
(Ron speaking): 'Did someone just say Ron Weasley? Wahoo, what's up buddy? Sorry it took me so long to get here, I had to go get some floo powder but we gotta get going. Come on, get your trunk. Let's go.
(Harry): Where we goin?
(Ron): To Diagon Alley of course.
(Harry): Cool!
(Ron): Come on
Then the boys spun around waving their arms.
(Ron and Harry): Floo powder powder (x4)
"We've been using floo powder wrong all these years, wouldn't you agree Gred?"
"Well certainly Forge."
'RON: It's been so long, but we're going back
don't go for work, don't go there for class'
"RON!" yelled Hermione and Molly.
"IT'S NOT ME!" Ron yelled back
HARRY:
As long as were together-
RON:
- gonna kick some ass
HARRY & RON:
... and its gonna be totally awesome!
This year we'll take everybody by storm,
stay up all night, sneak out of our dorm
Professor McGonagall glared at Harry and Ron for this. The boys tried to hide behind Fred and George, who promptly shoved them out of the way.
HERMIONE:
but let's not forget that we need to perform well in class
if we want to pass our OWLS!
Hermione groaned as a girl with extremely bushy hair came on screen.
RON: gosh Hermione why do you have to be such a buzz kill?
HERMOINE: because guys, school's not all about having fun. We need to study hard if we want to be good witches, and wizards.
"Well said Miss Granger. 10 points to Griffindor," announced Professor Flitwick. McGonagall didn't bother to tell Fillius that it wasn't real.
HERMIONE:
I may be frumpy, but I'm super smart
check out my grades, they're "A's" for a start'
"Wow Granger. Only an 'Acceptable?" mocked Draco Malfoy. Once again, Astoria hit him on his head.
'what I lack in looks well I make up in heart,
and well guys, yeah, that's totally awesome'
"Now I'm saying it!"
this year I plan to study a lot...
RON:
that would be cool if you were actually hot
HARRY:
hey Ron, come on, we're the only friends that she's got!
RON:
and that's cool...
HERMIONE:
... and that's totally awesome
HARRY, RON, HERMIONE:
yeah it's so cool, and it's totally awesome!
we're sick of summer and this waiting around
it's like we're sitting in the lost and found
don't take no sorcery
for anyone to see how...
we gotta get back to Hogwarts
we gotta get back to school
we gotta get back to Hogwarts
where everything is magic-cooooool
Everyone groaned at the pun.
EVERYONE:
back to wizards and witches, and magical beasts
to goblins and ghosts and to magical feasts
it's all that I love, and it's all that I need at
HOGWARTS, HOGWARTS
HARRY, RON, HERMIONE:
- I think we're going back...
"No, you don't say."
"Malfoy," warned Astoria in an angry tone.
"Can we watch the next part Professor?" asked Katie Bell.
"Yes Miss Bell. We shall watch it shortly," was Dolores Umbridge's reply.
Professor Umbridge was very pissed off. This musical hadn't proved that Harry Potter was a liar. 'Well,' she thought to herself. 'We'll see what the next part proves.'
AN: Hi guys! Thanks for reading. Please comment, it would really mean a lot to me, even if it's just suggestions for stories or new characters to introduce to this story, or just any criticism. Anyway, thanks for reading and I'll see you soon. BYE!
Listening to In The End- Linkin Park.