The mind of the seahorse: Hatori Sohma
Inspired by x Fade x To x Black x, Fall of The Spirited andTeh Future Mrs. Kyo Shoma's stories.
Disclaimer : I don't own Fruits Basket.
This morning I heard Akito and Ayame singing 'My Humps' by Black Eyed Peas.
which reminded me of Kyo and Yuki doing it hard and rough, weird.
Now Shigure making out with ...
YOUR MOM!
"Hatori"
"Yes"
Why are wear so much make up and cosplaying as Rin."
"I don't know"
"Well that's stupid"
"Kisa"
"yes?"
"Shut the frickening hell up!"
I made Kisa cry, oh well.
"alalalalalalalalala"
Yuki said that Akito tried to cut of his Balls
I was like BALLS! DOING IT! BOOBS!
he just smiled and said brother i found you.
Ayame was like GO TO HELL YOU BASTARD HATORI.
I was like i just did your mom who was bad in bed.
I am now emo/punk/goth/gangsta/superhero
"I need BOOZE,"
"... is not a setence you stupid rabbit,"
"AM AKITO, FOOL,"
"Oh, ok,"
-
Am now a superhero named Blankman.
Tohru is a whore.I got proof.
"Hatori-san?"
"Yes?"
"Do you want me to make you feel good?"
"HELL NO BITCH!"
- Hatori the sexiest man ever.
Plz review my first FB fanfic.
-Chloe-san