Disclaimer: Hmm... Guess I never bothered to create a disclaimer... Okay... well, I own nothing but my OC. Kingdom Hearts belongs to Square Enix, I own nothing else... except for my new computer...

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"Okay..." Roxas was saying, "How come we have to wear these robes?"

"Because their AWESOME!" Axel cried. "Try to keep up!" Axel then began to run down the hallway at a breakneck pace.

"Last one their owes the other 50 munny!" Roxas mocked, passing Axel.

"Like thats going to happen!" Axel said, he was riding on top of a throne like chair, held up by Dusk nobodies.

"Hey! Thats not fair!" Roxas said, "Where'd you get that thing anyways?"

"Thats for me to know, and for you to find out after 5 years of training."

"Looks like I just graduated!" Roxas yelled. Somehow he too was riding on a chair drawn by the nobodies.

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The Organization members were sitting in the dining room, filling Roxas in on what it was like to be part of Organization XIII. Unfortunately for some of the older members, they had already heard this speech before, and lets face it, it hasn't changed once since he first said it. Most of the members would probably have died of boredom several years ago, had it not been for the fact that they always had a feast celebrating the new members.

"And in conclusion," Xemnas was saying, in a monotonous voice, "that is why you never poke a dusk with a spork." Suddenly the room was full of energy as Xemnas finally finished his hour long lecture. "Finally," He began again, and everyone in the room began to moan, "someone appears to have taken my bunny slippers." Everyone then stared at Axel.

"What?" He asked. "I didn't take your stupid bunny slippers this time!" Axel yelled.

"Anyways," Xemnas continued, "I will be giving who ever returns my slippers-"

"500 munny?" Saix asked energetically.

"Silence!" Xemnas roared, "as I was saying, I will give who ever returns my slippers, the privilege of not being thrown into the dungeon." Xemnas finished maliciously.

After Xemnas's "meeting," the rest of the members continued to eat, until Xemnas dismissed them.

On the way back to his room, Roxas was invited to welcoming party in Axel's room, with Axel since it was his room, Zexion much to his disappointment, Demyx offered to play some music, Marluxia made organic cheese dip from one of his many plants, Larxene made nachos, and well... Luxord brought some cards.

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"I can't believe it!" Axel exclaimed. They had been playing blackjack, Luxord being the dealer, and they had already lost 200 munny to him, each.

"Those wouldn't happen to be some of your special cards, now would they?" Larxene asked.

"You know me, my special ones smell like lilacs," Luxord explained, "besides, I was forced to promise not to use those." Luxord looked menacingly over at Zexion, who oddly was singing up on stage with Demyx. Demyx was playing his sitar, and his water clones were back up dancing.

"How does all of this fit in here?" Roxas asked, while handing Luxord a small bag of munny to continue playing.

"I had some extensions done." Axel said coyly. "Deal already!"

"No, not until you tell him what really happened!" Luxord said angrily.

"Fine, if you must know, a sorceress came and enchanted my room to grow larger when I wanted."

"Good," said Larxene, "now tell the truth."

"The truth, or no more dip!" Marluxia ordered.

"Okay, okay, I asked X and XI to build it, happy?"

"More liked forced them to do it actually," Larxene added, "You should have seen it, he had them work with bare backs, and whipped them when they got tired."

"And what does the superior do?" Marluxia asked, "He rewards him, and gives him a plasma screen!"

"Oh my god!" Roxas yelled, "You have a plasma screen?"

"Huh, oh yeah, its in the wall over there, you have to push that big red button." Axel pointed out. "Are you going to deal or what?"

"Say please."

"Fine, please deal the cards before I kill you!"

"Alright, no need to get touchy about it..."

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