Disclaimer: Ferris Bueller and the Breakfast Club belong to Mr. Hughes that
spiffy genius! Well anyways at least this story is mine…..
Ferris: SoooOOOoo what screwed you guys up?
John Bender: Why do you give a shit? All right I'll tell you, "I screwed your mother."
Claire: Oh shut up! Why do you always have to have such an attitude?
Brian: I think maybe…maybe you guys uh, should get to know each other and uh… you know improve relations and um…
Ferris: Forget it. Anyways I'm born under a bad sign..first no car then this place. Only the meek get pinched. The bold survive.
Bender: Shut up, no one is listening to your fucking speech.
Ferris: That's it I'm getting out of here.
Rooney over Loudspeaker: BUELLER! Sit down.
Brian: Umm…perhaps you should do what he says..
(Ferris unhappily sinks back into his chair.)
Bender: Why? Just because a screwed over speaker spoke the words? Why do we even have to fucking listen..I don't give a crap what those shitheads think. The speakers can't TOUCH us!! (Bender gets up and starts dancing on the table)
Bender: YA HAHAHA YAHHAHAHA so Rooney! You gonna beat me with a stick?!
Andrew Clarke: Stop it man, its not cool.
Bender: Oh yeah!? So whats "cool"? Being a fucked up jock's son, rolling around with hefty guys in spandex?
Andrew: Say that again.
Bender: Spandex! Spandex! Does your daddy teach you how to dance too?
Just as Bender and Andrew were about to beat the living daylights out of each other and rip each other's liver into pieces. Cameron and Brian interrupt with a rather odd conversation.
Cameron: Zoom, zooom. Cameron starts playing Space Commanders with his action figures. (A present from Sloane when his Ferrari got busted)
Brian: Uh, did you know that the laws of physics won't allow certain objects of that mass and density to kinda swoosh like that?
Cameron: Yeah, but modern technology has found loopholes and ways to defy the strict rules of these properties by the means of electronic science and computer animation.
Brian: I agree but I still still argue the fact that….
Allison Reynolds: Pop!
Cameron turns to stare as Brian is hit in the head with this huge glass eyeball. Brian shrieks in pain and yells ..
Brian: What did you do that for?!?
Allison: I was hoping you'd shut up.
Cameron: I'm sorry that him expressing his ideas offends you but you don't have to beat him.
Allison: Oh yeah? Well just listen to him! He doesn't accept modern change effects the things we do….
Brian: Will you just hear me out? Okay, you see even though modern technology has its ways around things the same laws of gravity and etc…remain untouched so proves my point that technology can only challenge science not defeat it.
Allison: POP!! Another eyeball flies into the air and swacks Brian in the head.
Cameron: Stop hitting him.
Allison: I'm not, I'm using my gift of aim.
Cameron: Well stop!……please.
The rest of the group is just staring at this scene wondering how the heck it came to. But Bender ruins the conversation.
Chapter 2 coming soon! Stay tuned…..well flame it! I know its bad…but if your feeling jolly and pity me a little nice contribution in the review box would be nice too..
Ferris: SoooOOOoo what screwed you guys up?
John Bender: Why do you give a shit? All right I'll tell you, "I screwed your mother."
Claire: Oh shut up! Why do you always have to have such an attitude?
Brian: I think maybe…maybe you guys uh, should get to know each other and uh… you know improve relations and um…
Ferris: Forget it. Anyways I'm born under a bad sign..first no car then this place. Only the meek get pinched. The bold survive.
Bender: Shut up, no one is listening to your fucking speech.
Ferris: That's it I'm getting out of here.
Rooney over Loudspeaker: BUELLER! Sit down.
Brian: Umm…perhaps you should do what he says..
(Ferris unhappily sinks back into his chair.)
Bender: Why? Just because a screwed over speaker spoke the words? Why do we even have to fucking listen..I don't give a crap what those shitheads think. The speakers can't TOUCH us!! (Bender gets up and starts dancing on the table)
Bender: YA HAHAHA YAHHAHAHA so Rooney! You gonna beat me with a stick?!
Andrew Clarke: Stop it man, its not cool.
Bender: Oh yeah!? So whats "cool"? Being a fucked up jock's son, rolling around with hefty guys in spandex?
Andrew: Say that again.
Bender: Spandex! Spandex! Does your daddy teach you how to dance too?
Just as Bender and Andrew were about to beat the living daylights out of each other and rip each other's liver into pieces. Cameron and Brian interrupt with a rather odd conversation.
Cameron: Zoom, zooom. Cameron starts playing Space Commanders with his action figures. (A present from Sloane when his Ferrari got busted)
Brian: Uh, did you know that the laws of physics won't allow certain objects of that mass and density to kinda swoosh like that?
Cameron: Yeah, but modern technology has found loopholes and ways to defy the strict rules of these properties by the means of electronic science and computer animation.
Brian: I agree but I still still argue the fact that….
Allison Reynolds: Pop!
Cameron turns to stare as Brian is hit in the head with this huge glass eyeball. Brian shrieks in pain and yells ..
Brian: What did you do that for?!?
Allison: I was hoping you'd shut up.
Cameron: I'm sorry that him expressing his ideas offends you but you don't have to beat him.
Allison: Oh yeah? Well just listen to him! He doesn't accept modern change effects the things we do….
Brian: Will you just hear me out? Okay, you see even though modern technology has its ways around things the same laws of gravity and etc…remain untouched so proves my point that technology can only challenge science not defeat it.
Allison: POP!! Another eyeball flies into the air and swacks Brian in the head.
Cameron: Stop hitting him.
Allison: I'm not, I'm using my gift of aim.
Cameron: Well stop!……please.
The rest of the group is just staring at this scene wondering how the heck it came to. But Bender ruins the conversation.
Chapter 2 coming soon! Stay tuned…..well flame it! I know its bad…but if your feeling jolly and pity me a little nice contribution in the review box would be nice too..