SCENE 1
Alucard walks through the door of his father's coffinroom. Carefully he glides across the floor and reaches for Dracula's coffin. He lifts the lid, slowly.
Alucard: Pop....(he whispers)
Dracula: .....
Alucard: Pop wake up (he shakes Dracula Gently)
Dracula: Boy what do you want.(he yarns)
Alucard: Boy, that morning breath could deteriorate someone.
(fanning the air)
Dracula: Adrian (He gives Alucard "THE LOOK")
Alucard: Pop, can I have.....
Dracula: NO!!!(He Yells)
Alucard: Would you let me finish
Dracula: I don't care what it is son. You're not getting it!
Alucard: But Pop.....(He whines) ...All I need is....
Dracula: NO..... No.... Noo!!
Alucard: ..... 10 Grand
Vlad looks at his son for a moment and reaches under his pillow as Alucard smiles. Suddenly he slaps the crap out of Alucard
Alucard: Pop....what the HELL...wait.. (He tries to get as the old vampire kicks down again)
Dracula: Get your pale arse out...(punch)of...(thunk)my...(slap)room!
Dracula beats Alucard to the double-door entrance of his coffinroom and picks him up, throws out.
Dracula: Be more like your brother D and get a job(BAAM!!)Slam the door behind him.
SCENE 2
Later that same day. Alucard sits down in father's smoke room and rolls a "PHAT ONE"
Alucard: You know what Batsy? (Puff) Pop is a little stressed out (puff- puff)
Batsy:!Squeeek! @#No I Think He's a little aggravated, Master!@~.
Alucard: He loves me you know. That's why he.... he hit me, Right?
Alucard takes off his sunglasses and strokes his faces. Batsy studies his swollen eye.
Batsy: Master I........
Alucard: It's okay Batsy, I'll just try harder to please him (Puff) Damn is some good shit. Hey Salem Witch what did you put in this
Salem Witch: Snake's Venom, my Lord (she bows)
Death walks in the smokeroom
Death: Master D has arrived, Young master.
D walks into the smokeroom as Alucard stands to greet his brother. They hug and french kiss(Mob Style)
D: Adrian what happened to you eye
Alucard:......... Dad was still asleep when we talked this morning
D: ......
Alucard: He loves me though (he fakes a smile)
D:(slap) What's love got to do with it
D's left hand: Got to do with it.
D: Shut up.... or I'll clapp
Everyone in the room: .................
Alucard: Salem Witch, fetch us some blood
S.Witch: As you wish my lord
D: Hello Batsy (He tickles her stomach)
Batsy: Hum-Huuum (Like the Pillsbury dough boy)
Alucard: Sit down Brother
D: (takes a chair) Adrian you should consider moving out od CastleVania
Alucard:..........
D:Adrian look, there's whole world out there, just waiting to be found by you. You just have to go out and grasp it
Alucard: But I don't know that many people, and.....
D: Nether did I. Hell I got out anyway. Look, if you stay father will probably beat you to death. Or worse fuck up you pretty face
Alucard: Soooo where to.....
Salem Witch walks back in
S. Witch: Your drinks, my lords
Alucard: Well done my dear. (He looks over to D as he removes his hat combs his finger through hair) Sweetie go over there and give D a blow job, He's exhausted.(He whispers)
S. Witch: As you wish my lord.
D: What ... you cannot... Ohhhh
Alucard: Relax, we're that ones that bite. He passes a blunt over to D
D: So does...ump... does this mean you're leaving
Alucard:...... I guess, but I have no cash
D: Don't worry we'll knock over a couple bank tomorrow.(He pulls the witch on his "package"
Alucard Isn't that illegal
S.Witch/D/Batsy: .....
D: Brother we're already damned (the Salem witch start to stroke again)
Alucard: No one will be hurt, right?
D: That I can't promise. I mean there's always some guy that wants to be the "Town Hero"
Alucard:So you've done this before?
D: Sure, how do you think I fund this Vampire Hunter franchise
Alucard:(grabs his chin) Hummm....interesting
Batsy: Master... can accompany you on your quest for money and better living
D's left hand: The Bat fuckin' talks?
Alucard: Chill out it's the weed, it takes our senses to another level
D: What's in it anyway
S.Witch: Unh... Snake's Venom...
Alucard walks through the door of his father's coffinroom. Carefully he glides across the floor and reaches for Dracula's coffin. He lifts the lid, slowly.
Alucard: Pop....(he whispers)
Dracula: .....
Alucard: Pop wake up (he shakes Dracula Gently)
Dracula: Boy what do you want.(he yarns)
Alucard: Boy, that morning breath could deteriorate someone.
(fanning the air)
Dracula: Adrian (He gives Alucard "THE LOOK")
Alucard: Pop, can I have.....
Dracula: NO!!!(He Yells)
Alucard: Would you let me finish
Dracula: I don't care what it is son. You're not getting it!
Alucard: But Pop.....(He whines) ...All I need is....
Dracula: NO..... No.... Noo!!
Alucard: ..... 10 Grand
Vlad looks at his son for a moment and reaches under his pillow as Alucard smiles. Suddenly he slaps the crap out of Alucard
Alucard: Pop....what the HELL...wait.. (He tries to get as the old vampire kicks down again)
Dracula: Get your pale arse out...(punch)of...(thunk)my...(slap)room!
Dracula beats Alucard to the double-door entrance of his coffinroom and picks him up, throws out.
Dracula: Be more like your brother D and get a job(BAAM!!)Slam the door behind him.
SCENE 2
Later that same day. Alucard sits down in father's smoke room and rolls a "PHAT ONE"
Alucard: You know what Batsy? (Puff) Pop is a little stressed out (puff- puff)
Batsy:!Squeeek! @#No I Think He's a little aggravated, Master!@~.
Alucard: He loves me you know. That's why he.... he hit me, Right?
Alucard takes off his sunglasses and strokes his faces. Batsy studies his swollen eye.
Batsy: Master I........
Alucard: It's okay Batsy, I'll just try harder to please him (Puff) Damn is some good shit. Hey Salem Witch what did you put in this
Salem Witch: Snake's Venom, my Lord (she bows)
Death walks in the smokeroom
Death: Master D has arrived, Young master.
D walks into the smokeroom as Alucard stands to greet his brother. They hug and french kiss(Mob Style)
D: Adrian what happened to you eye
Alucard:......... Dad was still asleep when we talked this morning
D: ......
Alucard: He loves me though (he fakes a smile)
D:(slap) What's love got to do with it
D's left hand: Got to do with it.
D: Shut up.... or I'll clapp
Everyone in the room: .................
Alucard: Salem Witch, fetch us some blood
S.Witch: As you wish my lord
D: Hello Batsy (He tickles her stomach)
Batsy: Hum-Huuum (Like the Pillsbury dough boy)
Alucard: Sit down Brother
D: (takes a chair) Adrian you should consider moving out od CastleVania
Alucard:..........
D:Adrian look, there's whole world out there, just waiting to be found by you. You just have to go out and grasp it
Alucard: But I don't know that many people, and.....
D: Nether did I. Hell I got out anyway. Look, if you stay father will probably beat you to death. Or worse fuck up you pretty face
Alucard: Soooo where to.....
Salem Witch walks back in
S. Witch: Your drinks, my lords
Alucard: Well done my dear. (He looks over to D as he removes his hat combs his finger through hair) Sweetie go over there and give D a blow job, He's exhausted.(He whispers)
S. Witch: As you wish my lord.
D: What ... you cannot... Ohhhh
Alucard: Relax, we're that ones that bite. He passes a blunt over to D
D: So does...ump... does this mean you're leaving
Alucard:...... I guess, but I have no cash
D: Don't worry we'll knock over a couple bank tomorrow.(He pulls the witch on his "package"
Alucard Isn't that illegal
S.Witch/D/Batsy: .....
D: Brother we're already damned (the Salem witch start to stroke again)
Alucard: No one will be hurt, right?
D: That I can't promise. I mean there's always some guy that wants to be the "Town Hero"
Alucard:So you've done this before?
D: Sure, how do you think I fund this Vampire Hunter franchise
Alucard:(grabs his chin) Hummm....interesting
Batsy: Master... can accompany you on your quest for money and better living
D's left hand: The Bat fuckin' talks?
Alucard: Chill out it's the weed, it takes our senses to another level
D: What's in it anyway
S.Witch: Unh... Snake's Venom...