"Strange-ring"

To the tune of "Strangelove" by Depeche Mode, performed by Frodo, Bilbo, Sam, and Smeagol AKA Gollum. I'll leave it to you to decide who exactly sings which line; even it does look pretty obvious. R/R please - I wrote this at around 2 AM, it seemed like a good idea (then again, everything at almost 2 AM sounds pretty good...)

Strange-ring

Strange inscriptions and strange glows

Strange-ring

That's how my ring goes

Strange-ring

Will you give it to me?

Will you take this ring

I will give to you

Again and again

And will you destroy it?

There'll be times

When my ring

Will seem almost uncontrollable

I give in to sin

Because you have to make this life livable

But when you think I've had enough

From your land of Mordor

I'll take more than another mine-full

Yes, and I'll make this quest all worthwhile

I'll make old Gandy smile

Strange-ring

Strange inscriptions and strange glows

Strange-ring

That's how my ring goes

Strange-ring

Will you give it to me?

Will you take this ring

I will give to you

Again and again

And will you destroy it?

There'll be days

When I'll lay

I may appear to be constantly out of sight

I give in to sin

Because I cannot always put up a fight

I'm not trying to say I'll ever "wake up gay"

Tolkien didn't write anything that funny

Because us being correctly represented is a right

Oh, and I'll make this quest all worthwhile

I'll make old Gandy smile

Ring. Will you destroy it?

I'll say it again – ring

Ring. Will you destroy it?

I won't say it again.

Strange-ring

Strange inscriptions and strange glows

Strange-ring

That's how my ring goes

Strange-ring

Will you give it to me?

Will you take this ring

I will give to you

Again and again

And will you destroy it?

A/N: Ooh! Do I hear a "Fellowship of the Ring – the Musical"?

I think someone is doing a LotR musical, I could just do a FotR musical… or not. Please review…