ETY: Okay now on to my next story!
Shikamaru: You are so troublesome.
Sasuke: How come you keep pairing me with Hinata?
ETY: The less you know the better, Sasuke san.
Hinata: How come all the stories with me in it always end up with me and Sasuke locked in kisses?
ETY: The less YOU know the better.
Naruto: I got to kiss Sakura chan! I got to kiss Sakura chan!
Sakura: Shut up, you baka.
ETY: Let's get on with the story, shall we?
Shika,Sasu,Hina,Naru,Saku: Wait we want to know why we-
ETY: SHUTUP!
Shika,Sasu,Hina,Naru,Saku: ...
ETY: On with the story!
ETY means EvilerThanYou
Chapter 1
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Naruto was walking down the road when he saw a garage sale. He stepped into it and saw a computer.
"How much is this?" He asked.
"Um, for you 20 dollars." Some guy said.
"Okay." Naruto replied. He took out a 20 dollar bill and handed it to the man.
"Does this have Internet?" Naruto asked. The guy nodded. Naruto picked up the computer and walked home. When he got home he connected the computer and accually got it to start.
"Hm. Internet. I got to call somebody." Naruto picked up his home phone and dialed a number.
"Hello?"
"Sakura chan?"
"No, this is Shishu's Pizza Parlor."
"Oh, wrong number."
"No wait help me-" Naruto hung up on the person. He cocked an eyebrow at the computer.
"Maybe her number's in the addresss boook." Naruto suggested and walked to a counter. He opened a book with numbers and addresses in it. He turned ot to the divided section 'H'.
"Haruno, Haruno, Haruno, Haruno!" Naruto found what he was looking for. He dialed the number.
"Hello?"
"Sakura chan?"
"What do you want, Naruto?"
"I got a new computer!"
"You did?"
"Yeah, want to see it?"
"Sure I'll be right over." Sakura hung up and a beeping noise was now on the other end. Naruto put down the phone.
"Now that was easy." He said smiling. He sat at the computer but it was still loading. A couple minutes passed and there was a knock on the door. Naruto jumped up and ran to the door. He opened it and there was Sakura. 'Sakura and me alone at my house.' Naruto thought.
"Can I come in?" Sakura asked confusingly.
"Oh, yeah, right, come in." Naruto snapped back. He led her to his new and improved computer.
"Did you set this up yourself?" Sakura asked.
"Uh huh!" Naruto nodded. Sakura smiled. She sat down and browsed through the Internet.
"Hey, Naruto, look at this." Sakura said. Naruto looked at the computer screen. They saw a website called I have an idea!" Naruto took the keyboard and typed in his name. Sakura clicked enter.
"HOLY CRAP!" They both yelled. There was 22,569 results. They were both wide eyed.
"OMG! Is that Hinata in a bikini?!" Sakura yelled. Naruto just kept staring at it. he started twitching. They clicked on something that said 'NaruSaku' on it. Lot's of results once again.
"Hey what's that?" Naruto asked.
"I don't know it says to click it." Sakura replied.
Click!
They stood there wide eyed at the picture. The picture was of them. Together. If you know what I mean. Well, kissing. There.
"T-This is us!" Sakura yelled pointing at it.
"SCROLL DOWN!" Naruto yelled even though he liked the picture because it was both of them. She scrolled down.
"Hey, look, there's a link to another website." Sakura said calmly. And, what do you know, it was, our very own, Sakura clicked on it. There was the homepage. No need to explain it. They saw the links to the kind of stories and stuff.
"Anime manga?" Naruto asked.
Click!
Scrolling down.
"Let's click this 'Full Metal Alchamest' thing." Sakura suggested.
"No, wait, my name's on here." Naruto took the mouse and clicked on his very own name. There they saw a lot of stories and stuff.
"Hey, what's SasuIno?" Naruto asked.
"I don't know. Click on it." Sakura said. She took the mouse and clicked on it. Little did they know it was rated 'M'. They didn't bother to see what rating it was and read it. The first two chapters weren't so bad but when the got to the third chapter it was horrifying.
"CLICK OUT CLICK OUT!" Sakura screamed for mercy.
"I don't know how! This is the first time I've used the internet!" Naruto screamed and found a back button and he clicked on it.
"Next time let's look for ratings." Naruto suggested. The pink haired kunoichi nodded in respond.
"You can look for genres on here." He said.
"Ooo. Click romance!" Sakura suggested. Naruto clicked it. He looked at characters.
"I wonder." Naruto said.
"Wonder what?" Sakura asked.
"Are we characters?" Naruto asked.
"I don't know." Sakura responded. Naruto scrolled down the charactor spots and saw all of his friends names. He found his own name. He clicked it.
"We are characters." Sakura said as she stopped him. His hand slipped and clicked Hinata's name.
"Hey, we got results." Sakura said pointing at the computer. Naruto looked at the screen.
"What's NaruHina?" Naruto asked. Sakura shrugged. They looked at the first stories summery.
Naruto and Hinata are sent on a mission. They get lost and don't know what to do. Hinata feels like this is a good time to confess her feelings to Naruto. Will Naruto accept it? Does he like her back? R&R NaruHina FLUFF!
Fluff? They thought. Sakura clicked on it. Finally they got passed three chapters. And they read the fourth chapter.
"N-Naruto? What do we d-do? We are l-lost!" Hinata paniced. "Don't worry Hinata." Naruto calmed her down. "N-Naruto kun?"
"Hn?" "I l-love you." "I love you too." Then, Hinata and Naruto settled them selves with a passonite kiss. Then Naruto put his hands-
'I CAN'T READ THIS ANYMORE! HINATA WHY?!" Naruto screamed and clicked back. Naruto clicked random names which turned out to be Neji and TenTen. Again, there was lot's of results. They read a random summery.
Neji and TenTen are alone for the day and have nothing to do. What can happen to the two with an oppratnity to be alone for a whole day.
Lots of fluff. r&r NejiTenten.
Naruto almost clicked the mouse when Sakura turned his shoulder. Naruto looked at her.
"Shouldn't we check the rating first?" She asked. Naruto nodded. They looked.
"T! That isn't that bad. I don't think." Naruto said and clicked on the story. It started out fine but when they got to the second chapter it got, well, fluffy.
"Omg. We have to call Neji and Tenten for this." Sakura said almost laughing. She already had tenten on speed dial on her cell phone.
"Hello?"
"Hi, Tenten. You need to get to Naruto's house quick."
"Why?"
"No need to explain just come now!" She hung up and started to dial Neji's number.
"Neji?"
"Hn."
"You need to get to Naruto's house quick!"
"..."
"Hello?"
"Why?"
"No need to explain just come now!"
"..."
"Hello?"
"..."
"Are you coming?"
"..."
"Hello?"
"Fine I'll come!" And he hung up. Sakura looked at her cell phone for a couple seconds and then put it away. Later, they heard a knock on the door.
"I'll get it." Sakura said and she ran to the door. She opened it and there was TenTen and Neji standng in front of her.
"Come on! Come in!" Sakura demanded and pushed the two inside. They walked to the computer and saw Naruto on it.
"Naruto! Naruto! Show them the story!" Sakura also demanded.
"Okay!" Naruto responded and clicked away. He pointed at the computer.
"Read it! Read it!" Naruto demanded.
"Why?" Neji asked coldly.
"Because it's about you two!" Naruto then pointed at them both. They walked toward the computer and pushed Naruto away. They started reading. It was fine until they finally got to the second chapter.
Neji and TenTen were still in the room. TenTen scooted closer to Neji. He put his arm around her waist.
Then a couple paragraphs later.
TenTen wrapped her arms around his neck and they embraced with a kiss. Neji, leaning in harder, finally gave in and kissed her back. It was enjoyable.
TenTen and Neji were wide eyed. They just kept reading and reading. Then, once they were done with the chapter, they both looked at Naruto and Sakura who were giggling. Then, Neji swayed back and forth and then finally fainted to the hard carpeted ground.
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I might continue this. I just wanted to know what you think even though this plot has probably been used so many times. Review and I'll except flames.
