"That bitch is going to pay for stabbing me!" Nnoitra exclaimed as they left Ulquiorra and Grimmjow's house. Tesla followed, concerned.

"Please don't call Ulquiorra that…." He said rather quietly.

Nnoitra glared at him, but then his gaze softened, "Are you really okay Tesla?"

"Huh? What do you mean?"

"You were really upset…. I didn't mean to forget your birthday." Nnoitra said, not looking at Tesla.

He was quiet. Tesla didn't know what to say. His boyfriend was just stabbed by a hormone crazed pregnant man who was out to kill his fiancée! Was it a good idea to leave them alone? Thought Tesla.

Nnoitra was beginning to freak out at Tesla's silence. Is he mad? Is he giving me the silent treatment!? Is he going to break up with me!? What should I do!? He thought, starting to panic.

"….Nnoitra, how did you get here?"

Nnoitra blinked, "…huh? I hitched a ride with Grimmjow."

"Great. That means we have to walk home….." Tesla said, slightly complaining.

"I think I have some money for the bus." He said, digging through his pockets.

Since when does Nnoitra carry money with him? Tesla thought.

"….Crap! Screw Grimmjow!" Nnoitra yelled when he opened his wallet. There was a note in it.

IOU

50 BUCKS

GRIMMJOW

Tesla read it and covered his mouth so that Nnoitra couldn't hear him laugh. Typical Grimmjow. I guess we're walking five miles to our place….

They started walking off in the general direction of their house. Tesla was still being quiet, and it was freaking Nnoitra out, I'm so~ being dumped! Tesla hates me now!

As if sensing Nnoitra's desperation, Tesla looked up at him with big, round, aqua eyes and said, "Don't worry Nnoitra. I don't hate you for cheating or forgetting my birthday. It's a mistake that most make, and if you feel bad and regret it, then I forgive you."

Now it was Nnoitra's turn to elapse into a stunned quiet. Tesla…. Doesn't hate me? He's so kind~! But is it just me, or did he sound like some sort of philosopher….

"Nnoitra-sama?" Tesla bit his lower lip. Did I say something? This is like the awkward silences people suffer… it's so awkward! Tesla looked down as if suddenly intrigued by the concrete and his feet. What should I do!? A strong hand then grabbed the back of Tesla's shirt and yanked him back roughly. At the same time a huge semi roared by.

Nnoitra's grip on Tesla's shirt loosened when the truck was finally out of sight. He glared angrily down at the shocked man. "What the hell! Do you want to get hit by a huge semi!?" He grabbed Tesla's thin shoulders and started to shake the younger and smaller man, screaming. "Do you want little pieces of your body scattered along some random road while the driver is sitting there singing to some random damn country song and drinking a beer!?" The idiot! Wait….. What if he wanted to get hit and killed!

Tesla looked guiltily down at the ground, tears pricking the corners of his eyes. "I'm sorry Nnoitra..." He muttered.

"Damn straight you're sorry!" Anger rolling off of him in giant waves, "Now watch where you're fuckin' goin' before you do get hit and I can't save you!"

"Yes N-nnoitra…" He stammered, closer to tears. "I-I didn't mean to….."

Nnoitra's gaze softened and he hugged Tesla close, "I'm sorry, I didn't mean to upset you… I was just worried…."

"I know….." Tesla mumbled, eyes glistening with the unshed tears.

"Now let's get home before you do get hit."

"Okay."

Nnoitra looked down at Tesla who was solemnly gazing at the ground. I didn't mean to lose my temper…. He was just being so careless!

Tesla chewed on his bottom lip. I didn't mean to upset Nnoitra…. I was just so wrapped up in my thoughts that I soon became careless. But why would Nnoitra care anyway…. He doesn't ever want to get married or start a family…. He'd rather stay a free man than stay with me…. Tesla then tasted blood as it filled his mouth. Realizing he had broken the skin on his lip he stopped chewing and started to mess with his hands instead.

And so the two walked the rest of the five miles to their house in a deep and awkward silence.

~AT HOUSE~

Nnoitra walked up to the front door and tried to get in. Damn it…. It's locked. Tesla came up beside him, eyes downcast.

"Tesla?"

"Yeah?"

"Did you lock the door when you left?"

"No. I didn't even know we had a lock."
"…..we don't…"

Both men looked at the door and thought in unison, Then how is it locked shut!?

Nnoitra grasped the handle and pulled with all his might, but the door still wouldn't budge. Tesla then noticed a mistake on Nnoitra's part and covered his mouth as to hide his laugher.

Hearing a thump Nnoitra turned around to see Tesla on the ground laughing so hard he was reduced to tears.

He glared at Tesla, "What's so funny!?"

"You're pulling the door! It's a push!" Tesla managed to get out before bursting into more hysterical laughter.

"Huh…" Nnoitra turned the handle and pushed, at once the door swung easily inward. "That…..is a bitch….Now stand up before people start to stare at the crazy blonde lying on the ground, laughing like a mad man."

Tesla took a deep, shaky, breath and stood up, grinning. "Fine. But at least I don't pull push doors~."

"Shut. Up." Nnoitra glowered and strode into their house, Tesla following close behind.

I still feel bad about forgetting his birthday…how can I make it up to—That's it! Nnoitra grinned and ran to their bedroom, calling to Tesla, "Stay on the couch!"

Confused, Tesla sat on the couch and responded, "….Okay?" What's he up to….?

In the bedroom, Nnoitra ran about searching for candles. Soon he had found twenty-two candles and placed them randomly about the room, after they were all placed he stole a bunch of roses from Tesla's garden. He hurried back inside and scattered the rose petals all over the room and placed twenty-two full roses across the pillows. As a finishing touch he lit all the candles and turned off the overhead light, giving the room a sexy romantic feel and glow.

After double checking to make sure everything was perfect, he ran into the living room full of excitement. "C'mon Tesla~, your birthday present is waiting~!"

Tesla was completely confused as to what was happening, "Uh…" Wha!? I thought he said he forgot! I'm so confused!

Nnoitra sighed in exasperation and grabbed his boyfriend's wrist. "I said c'mon! Before the mood dies!"

"Wha?!" Now Tesla was very confused, but he just followed along with it. "Okay…"

Nnoitra bit his lip, This better work. He scooped Tesla up bridal style and carried him into the room.

When Tesla saw what Nnoitra had done to the room his eyes widened, "Nnoitra…"

"Happy Birthday Tesla~," He smiled and kissed Tesla, gently at first then more hungrily.

Nnoitra set Tesla on the bed, still kissing him and started to remove his clothes, Tesla doing the same. Once all articles of clothing were removed Nnoitra pushed Tesla so he was laying down and put his fingers in the blonde's mouth. Tesla immediately started to suck and soon they were coated.

The taller one took his fingers out and prepped the birthday boy. Soon, Nnoitra was inside of him, thrusting quickly and Tesla was moaning loudly with ecstasy and joy. The two then released and collapsed happily together. Tesla curled up next to Nnoitra, "I love you Nnoitra…"

Nnoitra smiled and wrapped his arms around the blonde, "I love you too Tesla….." Then the two fell fast asleep.

A/N So this is my first lemon~ (PLEASE TELL ME HOW IT IS!) And the first chapter in our TeslaxNnoitra story! I was looking at a bunch of notebooks I had found under my bed and decided it was about time to post this one~) Chapter two will come Sunday I think (Depends on how much homework I still have to do)! Thanks for reading and please review!