AN - Hey Guys! It's Insomniac here with FINALLLY a NALU Story. Here's some quick points I wanted to make before reading :)

*A quick summary of what this story is. Imagine the Fairy Tail plot line mixed in with our heroes actually being villains within the crime world, as each of their missions in the manga/anime are turned to heists (Note: not all of their missions are going to be converted).

*This is a collab story with my Dub Peasant / Sad Bunny, credit goes to her for the summary and Gajeel & Levy's POV in this chapter. (We have wrote up to chapter 9 and planned to chapter 30, but will be updating next week)

*This is rated T at this current moment in time but might change at a later date due to graphic violent content and whatnot.

*Disclaimer: WE own nothing at alllll, except the converted plot.

Hope you enjoy!


CHAPTER ONE - CASHING IN


Third Person POV

There was a hooded figure sitting at a desk, a shock of blue could be seen sticking out of their cape, their eye's hidden out of sight, a distinctive tattoo scared their right side of their face, they had 5 paper files laid out before them. Each with a code-name, date of birth, background, medical records, personal details, pictures of last sightings, criminal record, skills and characteristics. Salamander, Orion, Ís Draugur, Gajeel and Vidar were written in block capitals with numbers written 1 - 5.

"Titania bring them in, tell them Icarus is calling in his favour." The hooded figure stated sternly as he pushed the stacked documents towards a shadow which detached itself from the wall, to come collect the task.

"As you wish, it won't be an easy task…" As the shadow spoke her red hair was shining in the dim light as she rifled through the papers.

"Start with Orion first as a warm up."


Lucy's POV

Being your typical teenager I can tell you that I love to spend most of my time at this cute little retro internet cafe, I love the plush comfy seats, the staff are super friendly, the coffee was to die for. But the best thing was the accessibility to the internet. No one would ever be able to trace me. A smirk grew on my face at that thought. I was currently trying to break the firewall into my school system to change my grades… I know, I know, petty right. But it's easy and it gets my father off my back about grades. Finally all changed to an A*,Right I'm going off task, some gang wanted me to break into the police system and forward their schedule to them. Ugh can't they bother anyone else with this easy shit. It's been getting boring lately, with no real challenge. I plugged a flash drive into the USB drive and copy and paste the files, checking my clock to keep track of my 2 minutes of being undetected, all I need to do now was leave my little symbol of the archer in the corner of the files and Boom the police knew I have been rummaging through their files again.. Maybe I should set the alarms off and see if they get me again…

One of my favourite pastimes were to mess with the coppers, trigger the alarms and they will come swarming like ants around the area where I breached the alarm. But they are all very stereotypical, I'm going to put a safe bet on them never finding me, whenever they storm the cafe, they go looking for the nerds. Like the full glasses and lanky kids. Their mystery hacker would never be Lucky Lucy Heartfilia, whose daddy owns the railroads, or the mystery hacker would never be that cute, bimbo, with the big rack that always seems to be around the crime scene. Nah can't be the Barbie doll she's too dumb… Yeah right totally too dumb.

I was broken from thought by someone rushing into the cafe and sitting in front of me, ordering a quick coffee, the girl straightened her hair out, before looking up to meet my brown orbs.

"Hi my name is Annie," The girl with red hair offered her hand to me.

"Hey Annie, I'm Lucy, first time coming here?" I knew most of the customers and staff here, on the weekends I even worked here. So I knew the community and this girl was new. We chatted for a while but I couldn't have any distractions.

"Sorry to be rude but I'm just doing some school work at this moment in time," I said gesturing to the laptop on the table in front of me.

"Oh it's okay, sorry for interrupting don't mind me here, I'm loading up my school work as well," The redhead replied.

This redhead kept staring at me, I recognised her but I'm not sure from what or when… Pushing these thoughts of uncertainty out of my mind when a notification from the chat room appeared.

RedREAPER2891 - Hello Orion

Shit? Why did they message me that. No one should know who I am. How did they get my chat room name?!

LuckyHeartCharm - Pardon me? Who is this?

RedREAPER2891 - You owe us a favour Orion

LuckyHeartCharm - I'm I don't understand who this is?

Why aren't they giving up?! Who are they? My hands flew across my keyboard as I opened and closed tabs, flying through different systems. Right, Calm Lucy. It appeared that they were using the cafe IP address. Has someone finally noticed its me?

LuckyHeartCharm - Who is this?

LuckyHeartCharm - If you don't answer who this is I am going to report you! I know you're close by.

RedREAPER2891 - I hope you do know it's not looked good on kids that change their grades and hack police files, I think you would get in more trouble than me, Orion.

I looked up from my computer to see if anyone was catching my eye, but no one was there looking any more suspicious than the next person.

"Lucy are you okay?" Annie was looking over at me concern dancing in the corner of her eyes.

"Yeah my dad just messaged me to come home," And with that I collected my books, paid for my drink smiling at the staff. I couldn't shake the feeling of dread as I walked quickly home. If they known where I normally hang out then they will definitely know where I live. I felt my phone vibrate it my pocket.

RedREAPER2891- Ironic that the great celestial hunter is being hunted.

I fumbled with my phone dropping it onto the pavement, it bounced lightly across the floor landing at someone's feet.

"Orion hunts over." I didn't dare look up.

"Annie?!" I don't understand. How does she know who I am?

"Look if you want any information on anyone, I can get it for you." I started to back up slowly, but my efforts were futile, Annie just waltzed up to me pulling a small knife out of her sleeve and linked her arms with me. From anyone else's view this gesture would have seemed to be friendly, but the knife positioned near my armpit wasn't friendly.

"Awh Lucy, you dropped your phone, it broke again, come on you simpleton," Annie sweetly said before steering me into a back street, away from anyone else's prying eyes.

That's when the real alarm bells started ringing. I may be the mighty celestial hunter behind a screen, but in real life I'm just plain pathetic.

"What do you know of Heaven's Judgement?" I blinked at Annie's question. It was a hard question, I pondered as I sat on a dumpster.

"Shô is the youngest of Heaven's Judgement, aged at 22, he has been in prison for 1 year out of his 15 years sentence after the downfall of Project R-System. Didn't commit murder, but assisted. Distinctive features: a tattoo of a 5 near his lip, blonde hair and green eyes. Expertease: hynotensism and illusions. Used mainly as a distraction. One out of the 6 members" I answered carefully.

"Carry on." Annie's cold glare commanded me.

"Millianna, aged 23, served 1 year out of her 25 years. Committed multiple murders, her name wreaks fear into many of my informants, apparently the information kinda gal, but she likes to get her hands dirty and upright personal with her opponents. Some call her the torturer of Heaven's judgement. Brown hair, not sure of the colour eyes" I raised a brow at Annie who was narrowing her eyes at me. Obviously she hadn't found this much on them before. I let a smug smile slip onto my face.

"Wally aged 25, weapons expert, black hair and eyes. Same as Millianna's sentence. Fabulous fashion sense. Ranges from sniping distance to up close combat," What surprised me most was Annie's eyes had softened and glazed over as if she was remembering something. I pushed on, hoping if I blab enough I can make a run for it.

"Simon, aged 27. Heaven's Judgements scout, unseen, hair colour unknown, eye colour unknown. Face covered by a mask and fabric most of the time. Isn't in prison like Millianna, Wally and Shô, died during Project R-System, reason of death unknown. Was extremely protective and resourceful." Annie's eye's held unshed tears as she looked far away. I hesitated as I clambered down from the dumpster, here was my chance to run, I couldn't help but feel slightly sorry for her.

I started to sneak away, I was so close to getting back onto the main street, when I heard her voice behind me.

"5th member of Heaven's Judgement, Titania, Icarus's personal bodyguard, escaped Project R-System with Icarus. Red hair, cold, commanding, sword and knife expert," That's when it struck me. I turned around to face her. Her red hair was blowing slightly in the wind as she froze me with her glare. Realisation hit me like a truck.

"Titania…" I whispered as she walked up and grabbed me by my arm pushing me into a van that was hidden by the shadows. I cowered in the back seat while she stared at me via the wing mirror.

"Orion, you owe Icarus a favour, and he is cashing it in now." And she stamped on the accelerator.

"Find Ìs Draugur, here is what information we already have."


Gray's POV

Ís Draugur is what they call me. Ever since I stole the Icelandic jewels when I was 12, they hadn't even noticed I had stole them until 1 month after. No one knows what I look like, some say Ís Draugur is a group of the elitist burglars, some say that all Ís Draugur's crimes aren't related, it wasn't possible for that amount of crimes to go undetected… that I'm just a myth.

Well, I'm definitely real. I have the most gorgeous and adoring girlfriend Juvia, we have been together for around 4 years, she had been my highschool sweetheart. At this current moment in time we were traveling the world -she was taking a break from the garage she was working at-, it was a shame I hadn't told her about my job, I trusted her with my life but I felt if she knew who I was I would be putting her life in danger, it would be better if she only thought I was employed by the government as extra security.

Ironic that I'm the reason for the government to need extra security. One of the famous things of Ís Draugur is that they never know when I stole it, I have never had triggered the alarms, and I'm already in another country by the time the meat-brains have even found what they guarded with their lives is lost. Ís Draugur means Ice Ghost in Icelandic, I'm guessing this is the nickname that stuck. Ice because my trail always runs cold, that or that I'm so slippery that I never get caught and ghost because I never have been seen, not even on security cameras it's just like I'm a phantom pulling a vanishing act. I take whatever I want; selling it to the highest bidder in the black market.

...Flashback...

There's only one person who has seen me, Titania the Queen of the Fairies, it was in a Paris art museum (vintage art had a high price that year) and I was checking out the area before breaking and entering the place and there was someone already there, a girl a few years older than me, that's when I saw the signature red hair and strong stance. It was the Queen herself. If the Queen of the Fairies was here then that means Icarus will be near by and I don't want the Heaven's Judgement anywhere near me. I'm no saint, but they are clearly sinners. I was just about to abort when she turned, and pinned me with her gaze. She had stated that they had predicted where I was going next, and that I could no longer sneak around and escape judgement, that they had let me have a loose leash for this long and that they should put an end to Ís Draugur before I start getting in the way of Heaven's Judgement. She said that her and Icarus thought it would be a shame to end the next generation of criminals, that Icarus had granted me a favour, a favour for sparing my life. I wasn't going ignore that, I have heard rumours of Icarus rare favours and how not many survive the sighting of the Queen of the Fairies.

...Flashback End…

Today me and Juvia were at her parents house, we were invited round because it was her mother's birthday, so that meant disapproving glares across the table. Juvia could do so much better than this idiot, she has already tied herself down to one boy that she met in highschool, and he doesn't even have a solid job. This was why I hated coming round to the Lockser's household. Them asking me about my job and me having to give the vaguest answer known to man. Luckily I was saved by the phone, my mobile had rang from across the room.

"Sorry about this," I quietly apologized as I saw Juvia happily answering the phone.

"No sorry, is busy at the moment, speaking."

"Oh? He must of forgot, I tell him to come straight away." Juvia wrote an address down on a napkin before, motioning me to step outside the dining room for a second.

"Gray you didn't tell me about Ìs Draugur!" I felt the air empty my stomach like I had just been punched.

"Ìs Draugur…?" I went for the playing dumb act. Who was that on the phone and what did they want, how did they find my personal mobile and name.

"Oh Gray, you're useless, they said that you were meant to be on a job yesterday for extra protection against Ís Draugur! And it's one of those 24/7 jobs! How could you forget!"

"I thought I had cleared my schedule."

"Well you obviously haven't, look Gray, I'll stay at my parents while you sort this job out, but keep in contact please."

"I will, I promise." I quickly walked back into the dining room, thanked them for the dinner and grabbed my bag.

I was looking at the address on the napkin that Juvia had given me, and I wondered if it was safe to go there. Will they kill me? I decided to ring the number again. After three rings they picked up.

"Ìs Draugur, are you coming to the location voluntary or will we have to use force."

"I want to know how you know me first, before I go anywhere with you,"

"You're not in any shape to make demands,"

"I don't care tell me how the fuck you know who I am?!"

"Treat us with respect, or we can expose you, or we can kill you, or even better we can kill your precious ",

My breath caught again, they can't hurt Juvia, I'll just have to roll with it and then make up a plan as I go along, just as long as she is safe,

"Ìs Draugur?"

"I'm on my way,"

I eventually walked up an old warehouse with a van parked outside in the shadows. I waltzed up and knocked lightly on the window and then stepped back as the window wound down. To reveal ironically Titania herself behind the wheel gesturing to get in the back. Is this the favour? But it didn't sound like her on the phone...how many people are involved in this? Heaven's Judgment has been disbanded since half of them got arrested.

Jumping into the back and that's when I only saw one figure. A girl that looked a few years younger than me, she looked as if she was about to finish high school (the uniform was a dead giveaway). She had blonde hair and a laptop balanced carefully on her lap, she smiled shyly at me blushing slightly. That's when I realized I lost my top. This was normal. Well normal for me. Under stress or pressure I tend to strip for no reason.

"Sorry about threatening you…" The blonde girl muttered.

"That was you? How did you even get my number, and no offence you don't exactly look threatening or the type to hang with Heaven's Judgement."

"Titania is pretty scary so of course I would go along with whatever plan she says, and to your question I'm quite good at finding things,"

"So you're a stalker?" Her eyes practically bulged out of her face, she scowled at me.

"LUCCCCY KICK!" She kicked me straight in the crown jewels as she crossed her arms and turned away from my form on the floor.

"What's happening back there?!" Titania shouted from the front.

"THE STALKER KICKED ME!" causing said stalker to kick me again. Thus causing Titania to gag me and then tie stalkers legs together.


Natsu's POV

Today was an alright day wasn't amazing but average. I was just down at the basketball courts near where my apartment was, some hot chicks drooling on the sidelines, I was dribbling the ball with professional technique, wheezing round the court at supersonic speed. Always throwing the ball behind my shoulder not even bothering to look if it went in. Because it always goes in. Sending a wink at the ladies before grabbing a gatorade from my bag, ruffling Happy's blue fur. I accidently dropped the ball and it rolled away to the entrance of the court where a woman stood.

"You owe-" She started but I cut her off.

"Haven't seen you before Red, you not from around these parts?" I said in a sly tone, brushing my hand through my signature salmon hair before topping off my best cover-boy grin with a wink. The chorus of swoons from my fan club was music to my ears but Red seemed totally unaffected. I sauntered up making sure to swing my hips due to my trousers hanging low on my hips, as I braced my arm up against the wall next to her flipping my white scarf over my shoulder. She just raised a perfectly sculptured eyebrow at me while holding up the basketball expectantly.

"It appears you have my ball, m'lady," I bowed as a smirk played across my lips. What she did next was not expected. NOT EXPECTED. Red obviously was immune to my charms and she didn't seem to appreciate my skills. Red's hand shot out like a viper grabbing my lower regions causing me to yelp out in pain as I collapsed to my knees.

"It appears I have more than one of your balls."

I tried to speak but no intelligible words came out, just grunts of pain. I looked up at her pleading her to release her iron grip, she finally sighed with disdain before letting go.

"I probably won't be able to spread the gorgeous gene now, thanks to you…So Red what did I do to deserve this."

"Nothing really, I just can't stand you attitude." She said with a clipped tone looking boredly down at her watch.

"I'm short on time so just come with me please."

"Where to somewhere more private?" I suggested with a wiggle of an eyebrow.

She just stared at me dead in the eyes took out a pen knife and sliced my ball open. Don't worry it was only the basketball, BUT STILL THAT WAS ONE OF A KIND.

"Next time it won't be the sporting equipment," She glared icily at me.

"WOah WOah, Crazy LADy, calm yo tits," I backed away gingerly raising my hands and my tone rose an octave. I glanced around and saw that my fan club had dissipated into thin air, I held back a groan and facepalmed. My street cred is taking a battering.

"I'm not coming anywhere with you. No can DOO. Got places to be, people to see..." I said taking another swig from my gatorade.

"The only place you should be is at school, Salamander." I quirked my eyebrow up at that. Huh, she knows who I am, that's pretty cool.

"I don't need to go school, I'm already smart enough,"

"That's not what your grades are telling us," She said crossing her arms, tapping her foot expectantly.

"It's not like your my mum or anything?! OH HOLY SMOKES! ARE YOU SOCIAL SERVICES?!" I backed up down the court more.

"No."

"Oh that's good then…" I trailed off when I realised she was edging towards my bag.

"Sooooo what are you doing..?" I didn't dare go near her.

She suddenly snatches Happy up from my back pack.

"OI that blue puff ball is mine!" I protested as she began to back away.

That's when I noticed that shady looking van in the background where the little thief was heading towards. I was warned about a white van man but I WASN'T WARNED ABOUT A FUCKING BLACK VAN WITH A RED HEADED CAT-NAPPER. I started to run across towards her as she ripped the back doors of the van open and threw Happy straight into a blonde's lap he didn't even struggle. That little traitor. Happy straight away settled in between the blondies rack. That little pervert. There was a cute little shocked expression that laced the school-girl's face.

I was too busy feeling betrayed by my cat to realise that Red had floored the accelerator.

"OI COME BACK!"

The van just stopped at the end of road, as if waiting for me.

"You will regret messing with the mighty Salamander…" I muttered under my breath as I rummaged around in my bag from my supplies.

"AHAHA YOU GUYS ARE GONNA COWER BEFORE ME! I'M ALL FIRED UP NOW!"

I pulled out a deodorant can and a zippo lighter. I'm gonna have to make do with what I've got. I jumped on my longboard and started to race down the street.

"OIII RED COME OUT YOU FUCKING BITCH, YOU STOLE MY CAT!" I banged on the van but she didn't roll her window down, I rattled the back door with force but it wouldn't budge.

"I'LL MELT YOUR FUCKING TYRES!" I threatened as I shot more fire into the sky.

Red just climbed out the driver's side and grabbed me by my ear yanking me towards her while she grabbed the lighter.

"Now stop with the fire please and just get in the back." She said tiredly.

"I'LL JUST HAVE TO KILL YOU WITH MY MANLY COLOGNE THEN!" I replied as I sprayed Lynx in her eye, She didn't even flinch. WHAT MONSTER IS SHE I thought horrified. Then she punched me square in the face and the lights went black.

I woke up and it was all dark and I could only assume I was in the van as well.

"RED DID YOU FUCKING BLIND ME. UNCOOL. UNCOOL MY FRIEND."

I heard a stifled giggle next to me. Red doesn't seem the type to giggle…

"WHY IS THERE A FUCKING BAG ON MY FACE. DON'T HIDE MY FACE FROM THE WORLD IT'S A CRIME." I tried again to provoke anyone.

"IF YOU HADN'T NOTICED WE ARE ALL CRIMINALS HERE!" A man's voice shouted from what I assumed two seats down from me. I felt some delicate hands try to pull the bag from my head, they were soooo soft, I could barely feel the feather-light touch.

"ORION THE BAG STAYS ON! AND RE TIE ÌS DRAUGRS GAG!" Just like that the hands disappeared and I heard some muffled shouts and protests near me that went something along the lines of.

"KEEP YOUR STALKERISH HANDS TO YOURSELF!" The man's voiced.

"FOR THE LAST TIME IT'S ORION!" I heard a female voice next to me.

I have heard of Ìs Draugr he was a myth so huh he must be real then… But Orion had me completely stumped… She sounded really badass? I wonder if she was like Red? I wonder what type of criminal she is? But something stopped my train of thoughts. The bag on my head was- was- A MCDONALD'S BAG!

"GUYS I'M REALLY HUNGRY THIS IS PURE TORTURE! FOR FUCK SAKE FEED ME!"


Levy's POV

"Good bye, please come again!" I say to one of my regular customers as they leave. She's always in here with her mother; she has sea green hair which is put into two mini space buns (like my own but mine are bright blue) and is holding the book her mother brought her.

She turns around and waves at me like usually. She loves my library just as much as I do. Although I have a secret life as the assassin Vidar. No one suspects me the "sweet librarian"to be an assassin that's why I'm the best at what I do.

The news talks about my latest killings and how the police have no idea who Vidar is. Vidar is the name the police gave me and it means God of silence, stealth and revenge. Revenge I don't know where that came from. Assassination is a secret art; not the art of revenge. Anyway that's off topic. I became an assassin due to my favorite manga because one of the characters; the weapon "Scentless Flower" and her mister "The Loudmouth Assassin". Since I have a small structure like "The Loudmouth Assassin" I was perfect for the job.

My eyes wonder around my little library when the chime sounds to let me know someone has entered. I look over and notice the Red Devil herself. What in God's name is she doing here. I squeak and duck under the counter. Not one of my finest moment but...she's one scary lady. I peak over the desk to see people of all shape and sizes scampering out of the library.

She turns and stares at me. Shit...she looks pissed; must have been one of those morning.

"Cough up" She said in her stern calise tone. That's when I think life is over should have just stayed an ordinary librarian.

I'm not too sure what I'm coughing up but I hope I don't have to pay with my blood. All I know is I owe her boss a favor. One I must honour.

...Flashback…

It happened about a year ago; I was desperate for money and the library wasn't booming like it usually was. I was in debt with my last supplier for the new gear I needed. I found a new employer who had heard of my work before. We talked on the phone I didn't want to give away what I look like away; what sort assassin would I be if I did…a lame one that is. He told me that I had the ability to take out their top target. At first I was thrilled that he believed in my skill and accepted the job but then he told me that if I didn't complete this in 5 days he would send his guys after me. He told me the guy they wanted dead went by the name 'Icarus'. The name that gives me a second layer of goose bumps. That night I went to his base and wiggled my way through the ventilation system as I was just above him when the air vent opened and I fell smack into a chair that looked prepared for me. That's when the Red Devil herself held a knife to my throat. My life was over...all I could think was about the little girl who comes into my library and brightens my day and how I never found my true love. But then she released her hold me at the command of my target. I saw his face and was surprised at how young and handsome he was. He gave me a stern gaze and I spilled everything to him. That's when we made a deal that he would give me the money I needed and said he would deal with the guys that employed me. However, this was with the condition of a favor that he could claim at any point. I was shaking at first because I thought Icarus disposed of his enemies. Which happened to me at that present moment. I left his base utterly confused and went on with my daily business.

...Flashback End…

The Red Devil stalked towards me with that no nonsense face of hers. She lifted me up by the scruff of my tee shirt and glared at me. Suddenly her face softened and she let me go.

"Let's go" is all she said and turn around starting to walk out of the library.

"Umm…" was all I could muster.

She stopped dead in her tracks and smiled sweetly at me. Aww shit now I've done it.

In one swift action I was being pulled on to the Red Devil's back and carried out of the library. I couldn't even scream I was so shocked at what was happening. Being the classy lady she is she let me lock up the library but she didn't put me down. Then with me just casually hung on to her back she started slowly walking down the street taking in the scenery and humming to a song I didn't recognise. We reach an all black van and I knew that we had reached our destination. Sliding the door open and hopping into the van the door slam shut behind me. I take a seat and looked at my 3 fellow companions and a blue cat!?; first I see a blond girl with a laptop; she gives me a small wave but she looks like she wants to bang her head on the wall. Why is her legs tied..?! What happen before I got here. I just smile and give a small wave back. Next I see a topless guy with raven hair who appeared to be gagged... Why is he topless?! I'll never know. Looking super pissed either because of the situation we're in or because of the guy shouting curse words every 7 seconds. Speaking of the guy shouting he had a bag over his face and tied to his seat so I have no idea what he looked like except that he is toned since he was wearing a really and I mean really tight tee shirt. That's when I also notice the blond girl was staring at them with a little bit of drool coming from her mouth. I bit my lip really hard may I add to stop myself from laughing. I mean there are two very ripped men sitting in the van and she's drooling over the one with a tee shirt on and bag over his head.

"One more to go" the Red Devil exclaims and with that we speed into the oncoming traffic.


Gajeel's POV.

I kick open the jail cell's doors. Again. I walts straight to the front office.

"See you John" I exclaim with boredom seeping into my voice. I hear a sigh come from John.

"Bye Gajeel, stay out of trouble this time. You seriously need to pull your act together or you'll be staying in that jail for the rest of your life. I don't know why you haven't furbished it and made it your home since you're in there most of the time." John says in an exasperated tone of voice.

"I don't have time for that bullshit" I reply with a shrug of my shoulders. I hear another sigh but this time John decides not to reply. That was a good play John or I would have punched your skull in. I reached the doors that will lead me to my terrain. I chuckle and hear John yet again sigh.

"Grow a backbone you little bitch" where my final words before leaving.

I walk down the street crunch rocks under my feet. This would seem like an ordinary thing to an on looker. But everyone around me went silent and kept their heads down as I walk past. Good they're learnt their lesson. The last guy who didn't spent a month in hospital. Oh that was a good day. I laugh at the memory and I hear a couple of girls scream which makes me laugh harder.

I reach the garage that I own more like beat the shit out of the guy that did own it until he gave it to me. I mean the guy was an absolute pussy he didn't deserve to own such a gold mind. I open the doors and my guys acknowledge my present and get back to work. They're used to this; me coming back from prison. I've been to prison more times then the guys can count up to collectively. Which isn't very impressive since they're a load of fucking idiots. I put my overalls on and start working on my baby. My baby better knows as Pantherlily is my vintage Harley. I've dreamt of fixing as up a Harley ever sinces I was kid.

One day I was stranded in the middle of the desert looking for a good ride to "borrow" *cough* steal *cough* when I come across a gang and the gang leader just happens to have a Harley so I beat the shit out them as road off with the Harley. Which then broke when I got back to my apartment. So now I'm trying to fix it.

A blacked out van pulls up and I don't even need to look to know who's it is. Icarus. I pull myself from the cave in the back and walk over to the window. Even before the driver can winded down the window I shout.

"What do you want Titaina?!"

She scrolls down the window and gives me that look that can paralyze any enemy. Except me. I just scoff at her which she does back.

"I owe Icarus shit Titaina, you should know that better than anyone." She stays quiet at that comment which makes a grin appear on my face. "I know Icarus has offered me favors but I've never used or needed one, so you're out of luck." She still doesn't say anything this made me grin widen. "What are you even doing here anyways? And what's with the blacked out van, I thought you would go for something more stylish; we both know you and Icarus have enough money unless he's using it for prostitutes." I see her forehead crinkle. "Oh is this what the vans for. I'm guessing you're services weren't enough for him and he's getting you to collect better ones. That's just pitiful." I push my bottom lip out but my eyes are sparkling from the snarl she's giving me.

She opens the door and clambers out of the van. I eye her suspiciously. She walks over and picks up a crowbar. A very nice choice in weapon, that will do jack shit to me. But she doesn't walk towards me; no she walks towards my cave. OH NO she fucking doesn't.

"DON'T YOU FUCKING DARE" I scream at her.

She turns to face me crowbar over her shoulder and she has a sadistic smile on her face. My own in the same snarl she had seconds earlier. I walk over to the van.

"You fucking owe me" I say to her and all I get back is a laugh. I face her and we laugh together. Two nut cases in one place is never a good thing, well fuck it because here we are. The world needs people like us or it would be boring.

I slam open the door. I'm surprised it didn't fall off. I step in and look at the victims of Icarus's. These lot are not going to make it. What is Icarus thinking. They say nothing and squirm in their seats. Aw good my presence still affects peop-. However, I couldn't finish that thought as the guy with a fucking McDonald's bag over his face starts cursing about how cruel the world is. I punch him in the stomach and hear the wind fly out of him. I sit down next to a petite blue haired girl. As I start to relax into the leather seats the guy starts cursing again.

"Oh fuck my life" is all I can say as Titania recklessly drives backwards down the street till we reach the turn off.


Third Person POV

"Well done Titania. Let the games begin,"


AN- Hope you all enjoyed our first chapter, the next will be updated next week :D

Quick information about everything etc etc:

*Lucy's code name is Orion after a star constellation of a hunter. (As her job is information gathering and hacking)

*Natsu's code name is Salamander for obvious reasons. (He is a chemical & bombs warfare expert and pyromaniac)

*Levy's code name is Vidar which is an Norse of revenge and stealth. (As implied she is an assassin)

*Gajeel thinks he is badass and doesn't need a name. (He is just a gang lord)

*Gray code name is Ìs Draugr which is isaldic for ice ghost. (He is an cat bulgar and thief)

*Jellal's code name is Icarus due to his magic and the bastille song... (He is just the mastermind of the group)

*Erza code names are Titania/Queen of the Fairies just like Natsu's (She is a weapons expert and bodyguard)

See ya Next Week ;)

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