This is a fanfic based off of Weird Al's song parody called "eBay". There are little bits of the lyrics in this story. Look up the song on youtube if you want and you will recognize several parts.
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Disclaimer: I don't own Star Wars, eBay, or the "eBay" song, or basically anything in this fanfic. :) thank you!
eBay
"Hiya, Master. What'cha doing?" Ahsoka Tano asked her Master, Anakin Skywalker, who was busily typing away on a computer.
"I'm on eBay." Anakin replied.
Ahsoka held back a giggle. "What are you doing on there?"
"I'm trying to find a used pink bathrobe." He replied.
Ahsoka wrinkled her nose. "Why do you need that?"
Anakin made no reply. Then he turned to Ahsoka. "Tell me why I need another pet rock."
"Um, I don't know!" Ahsoka said. "Why DO you need a pet rock?"
"I found it on eBay." Anakin replied.
"Uhhh, ok…" Ahsoka replied.
THE NEXT DAY:
"I wanna buy some beanie babies new with tags from some guy I've never met in Norway." Anakin said as he scrolled down the screen on eBay.
Ahsoka was perched on the desk. "Why do you need that?"
"Don't know why, the kind of stuff you throw away, I'll buy on eBay." Anakin said.
Ahsoka pursed her lips. "Yeah, most of this stuff looks like junk."
"I'M HIGHEST BIDDER!" Anakin screamed in joy.
"Master, junk keeps arriving in the mail from that worldwide garage sale!" Ahsoka cried.
"Just check my feedback. A++. They love me on eBay!" Anakin said.
Ahsoka rolled her eyes.
"I wanna buy a case of vintage tube socks!" Anakin said, pressing the bid button. "And you wanna know why?"
Ahsoka rolled her eyes again. "Yeah, I know. You found it on eBay."
The End
Sorry it's so short! It was a random idea that popped into my head while listening to the song -hehehe- I have another fanfic in progress and on the way though :) stay tuned! :D bye-bye!