Warning: Characters are OC, and there is a severe lack of setting, plot, and other fancy stuff.
Naruto is not mine.
Sasuke though...
j/k
"You are taking this way too seriously."
"…you are unbelievable."
"It was a one time thing."
"Once was enough you…jerk!"
"…nice."
"Don't condescend me you asshole!"
"You wound me, really."
"…I hate you."
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"I can't believe you actually slept with her."
"…It was a one time thing."
"You say that now! What happens when you go on another mission with a thing that has a hole between her legs?"
"Please leave your rhetorical questions to yourself."
"Ugh, …I hate you."
"You already said that."
"Well I really mean it!"
"You're freaking out over nothing, it's just sex."
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"…It's not that great anyways."
"Then why did you feel the need to sleep with her?"
"I didn't mean for it to happen."
"Oh, so you both just happen to be naked and you came along, tripped, and fell in a very compromising position?"
"…I told you to shut up with the rhetorical questions."
"Well, I expected you to know better than to go whoring around!"
"It was one time, that's hardly whoring around."
"Humph, once is enough."
"You just say that because you've never done it before."
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"That was low."
"There's nothing wrong with it. I think it's great."
"I'm going on twenty-two."
"Like I said, great."
"I'm leaving."
"Fine."
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"I mean it."
"The door's right there."
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"Okay, well…okay then."
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"You know you're supposed to stop me right about now."
"I'm not supposed to do anything, you're being unreasonable, and I don't want to fight with you, it makes perfect sense that you leave."
"Ah!...you-you, ugh! What did you get too tired on your romp?"
"Why won't you just leave it alone?"
"Because it means a lot to me! It might not be a big deal to you, but it is to me, so I feel the need to…vent over it."
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"It's something that should be between too people that love each other, or at least are blinded by some preconceived notion that they at least like each other on a more than friendly basis, and I-"
"I don't like her, it was, it just…happened. There was the rush from the mission and the tension, and it just…yeah."
"…That was the lamest excuse on earth."
"It's better than nothing."
"Wow, really? And we've been on missions before, and I have felt the "tension" pretty clearly on a number of occasions, but have you ever thrown me on the bed to have you're way with me? Nooo."
"The questions, again."
"You know what, maybe I'll just go find a hot guy on my next mission and take all my apparently one-sided "tension" out on him."
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"No."
"I thought it didn't mean anything."
"Hn."
"…Real mature."
"Look who's talking."
"What?"
"I didn't have to tell you, you know."
"Oh, so you're doing me a favor?"
"Will you stop with the questions?"
"So-orry! I'll just take my questions with me to the guy next door; maybe he will appreciate my point of view on sex."
"Stop."
"Finally! Now you try to stop me."
"…Can we just stop talking about you loosing your virginity."
"It's not like it matters to you."
"…I don't know how to respond to that."
"I thought it wasn't a big deal."
"I didn't loose my virginity on that mission."
"Huh! You've done this before?"
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"…I've lost all faith in you."
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"You icky man-whore."
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"…So, how many times have you-"
"That isn't your business."
"Well, on the contrary, I believe it is."
"I don't care."
"Sheesh, I thought that doing 'it' was supposed to take that stick out of your ass."
"I'm not above harming you."
"Kinky."
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"Okay, sorry."
"As you should be."
"I can't- you're the one who cheated!"
"…You can't cheat if you're not in a relationship."
"Well when there are complications like ours, yeah, you can."
"Your logic is lower than Naruto's."
"So you say that our relationship is ordinary?"
"…I really don't appreciate your questions."
"That's what I thought."
"I thought you were leaving."
"Do you feel nothing for me?"
"Is that supposed to be rhetorical?"
"…there literally is no one that is as much of an ass as you…are you sure you weren't switched with the animal at birth?"
"I'm done with you."
"I hate you."
"You've already said that, twice actually."
"Don't talk to me."
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"Are you going to leave?"
"Not till you apologize."
"It isn't my fault that you are in a bad mood."
"Actually, yes it is. You are the one who, when I kindly thought 'oh, I'll bring my estranged teammate dinner' was like- without saying thank you mind you!- 'I like tomato flavored better, by the way, I randomly did a chick on my last mission'."
"...It went nothing like that."
"Well it had the same impact."
"I never said anything about dinner."
"You're face said it all."
"Have you grown up at all?"
"Growing old is inevitable, growing up is a choice."
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"Really though, did you not think about me at all when you did it?"
"It would be pretty rude of me if I thought of you while-"
"No you idiot! I mean…when you were thinking, before."
"…No."
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"Oh."
"It's not like…"
"Not like what?"
"…nothing."
"No, tell me."
"It's not like we would ever, do… it."
"Oh."
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"Do you just not find me attractive that way or…why?"
"You want to?"
"…You seriously didn't know that?"
"Is that a serious question?"
"God! Stop skirting around the question! Of course I want to have sex with you! I love you!"
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"Well, this is awkward."
"I'm thinking."
"So now you decide to think, why do you have to think when it comes to getting it on with me?"
"I don't appreciate your sarcasm at the moment."
"…I just confessed my love to you, and this is what you have to say?"
"Well it's not like you haven't done it before."
"…at least I'm consistant."
"Ah."
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"Soo…?"
"I didn't know you felt that way, like that."
"Oh,... well, I do."
"So what do you want to do?"
"What do you mean what do I want to do? I'm the one putting myself out here, contribute!"
"I guess…well I do like you a lot more than the other girls."
"Oh, you're a real Cassanova."
"You're…tolerable."
"And you're a dick."
"I'm really feeling the love."
"Well you should."
"So do you want to get married or something?"
"Please tell me that wasn't your way of proposing, we aren't even in a relationship."
"…I'm not even going to address that remark, and it was not a proposal, I need to know what you expect out of this, thing, between us."
"Well, we don't really have a thing yet."
"You are so helpful, and you wonder why I left you on a bench."
"That was low."
"It could have been the road."
"…I'm going to cry, really."
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"Stop crying."
"You're mean!"
"You know what to expect in this relationship, just like I expect you to be a loud, annoying, nagging, control freak."
"…how can you say all of that in a passing manner?"
"It's who you are."
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"Stop crying, snot is starting to run out of you're nose."
"Maybe this isn't such a good idea."
"You're nagging independence is…not a bad thing necessarily."
"…how?"
"…Good mothers are nagging."
"So I'm going to be you're baby machine?"
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"Don't give me that look."
"Your accusations are ridiculous, though a couple of kids would be alright later."
"You are going to have to stop sleeping around."
"For the love of- I'm not sleeping around."
"Humph, just because our standards are different, doesn't make it any less true."
"You're unbelievable."
"You know you love me."
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"Sasuke?"
"Yeah."
"Yeah what?"
"Yeah…to the first part."
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"Oh. In that case, you better get me a good ring."
"…What exactly is considered a good ring?"
"Let's see, it has to be one with a silver band, and a princess cut, with maybe two diamonds on the sides, not really tiny, but not too big either so that it's gaudy, or big like it is really, really noticeable, but so that if someone happens to be staring they can see it, oh, and it has to be one that you picked out from the heart."
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"So few requirements, do you have the item number at the jewelers too?"
"Shut up! It's something that I am going to be wearing for the rest of my life."
"…You're annoying."
"Why do you always have to be so mean?"
"Shut up or I'll make you shut up."
"You see what I mean? It's always 'you're annoying, shut up, you're weak, I left you on a bench'. Blah, blah, blah. Seriously, try to say something nice at least-"
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"Oh, ...Well then. This relationship isn't going to be just physical you know."
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"I mean it, Sasuke we really need to work on our communication skills!"
"Don't worry about it."
"How can you-"
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"Stop doing that!"
"Shut up, we have the rest of our lives to work on it."
Well, I hope that was kind of, romantic? funny? I don't know it just popped into my head while I was watching count down to 100 greatest music artists on MTV. So review? Please :)