(Dawn is thrown against a tombstone)

Dawn: Oof!
Buffy: Don't get distracted! Never get distracted!
Dawn: I got it!
Buffy: Do you?

(Vampire growls)
(Dawn pulls out a stake)

Dawn: Yeah!

(Dawn stakes the vampire)

Buffy exhales
Dawn: It scares you...

(Buffy looks at Dawn)

Dawn:...Doesn't it?

(Buffy smiles and puts an arm around Dawn)

Buffy: Yeah.

[Magic Shop]

Chiching!
Anya: Please come back soon!
Dawn narrating; Anya finally became human again
Giles: Good job, Anya
Dawn narrating; Giles has been teaching her the basics of how to be human

(Enter Xander)

Anya:Xander!
Xander: Hey there. Kisses Anya
Anya: Mm... yay.
Dawn narrating; Xander and Anya got back together. I think it's really sweet.

(Faith enters with Buffy)

Faith: Really? Why?
Buffy: I guess he thought I was treating him as Rebound guy.
Faith: But... he was so hot!
Buffy: Yeah well... so was Angel.
Faith: Ouch.
Buffy: Uh-huh
Dawn narrating; Buffy's been training me recently. Personally, I think she worries about me too much.
Faith: Hey chickie. School starts up tomorrow huh?
Dawn: Yep.
Faith: Well, don't ditch like I did.
Buffy: Faith! Stop giving her ideas!
Faith: Sorry.
Dawn narrating; Buffy's best friend, Faith, is cool. It's hard to believe she was ever evil. I think she feels really bad about that.
Willow: Dawnie, could you help me label these?
Dawn: Sure.
Dawn narrating; Willow's been through some bad stuff, too lately. Lost her witchiness then her girlfriend then went wicked and
→tried to end the world. But it's all good now.
Willow: Oki dokie, I think that's all of them.
Dawn: Cool. Can I check on Cordie now?
Willow: Um, yeah.
Dawn: I let you know if there is a change. Goes to the phone
Dawn narrating; Cordelia gave birth to a demon child several weeks ago and is now in a coma. No one knows how she got pregnant though. The →demon's dead now, thank goodness but she never woke up.
Angel: Hello?
Dawn: Hi Angel!
Angel:Dawn?
Dawn: Yeah. How's Cordy?
Angel: She's still out.
Dawn: Oh...
Angel: How's...
Dawn: Buffy? She's good.
Angel: Fine. Uh, Fred wants to talk to you.
Dawn: Cool.
Dawn narrating; Fred is great. She got sent to an alternate dimension. Angel saved her and now... she's the brains of Angel Investigations.
Fred: Hiya girl! How's ya going?
Dawn: Good. How's Gunn?
Fred: He's good. We're going on another date soon.
Dawn: Good. I'm glad. You two are perfect...
Fred:...For each other!
Both giggle
Fred: Um. Gotta go.
Dawn: K.
Fred: Stay out of trouble.
Dawn: Yes mom! Bye.
Fred: Bye.
Buffy: How's Angel?
Dawn: He's good. You two should get back together.
Buffy: Dawn!
Faith: Sitting on a counter. I kinda agree with her.
Giles: Well, I for one am not getting into this.
Anya: Hey, didn't he kill your girlfriend?
Giles:...
Xander: Nervous laugh. Anya honey, remember what we talked about.
Anya: To try to understand the frivolous manner in which humans interact even though it makes no sense.
Xander: Right and the fact that Angel killed Giles' girlfriend when he was bad is a touchy subject. It no touchy zone k?
Anya: Oh, you mean like your one little weak spot you don't like me to tickle in bed.
Silence
Anya: What?
Faith: Where did you get this chick again?
Buffy: Ex-demon
Faith: Ah
Buffy: Anya. Looks pointedly with arms crossed Dawn.
Anya: What? She's old enough to understand orgasms.
Giles: And this is where I flee for my life. Dawn?

(Dawn takes hands from ears and follows Giles into the training room)

Giles: Dawn, concentrate. You can't see any thing.
Dawn: Duh. I'm blind folded.
Giles: You know, you remind me of Buffy when I first met her.
Dawn: Well, yeah. We're related.
Giles: Sighs Now then. I'm going to attack you.
Dawn: Ooh. Really tough.
Giles: Prepare yourself.

(Giles rushes at Dawn with stick)

Dawn: Ow!
Giles: Concentrate!
Dawn: I am! But I'm not the slayer!
Giles: Fine. We'll start from the top.

[In front of the store]

Buffy: Is this right? I worry about her.
Faith: Buffy, she's your sister! You're gonna worry.
Buffy: But... I'm wondering if maybe I shouldn't teach her this. What if she gets killed?
Faith: Buff, she's a tough kid. She can handle this.
Buffy: Right. She can handle this.
Dawn: I can't handle this.

(Shot of school)

Buffy: Dawn, come on. It's just collage.
Dawn: Exactly! I mean... I'm almost ready to get a job.
Buffy: Come on. You'll make some new friends and everything will be fine.
Dawn: Right. Yeah. Sure.

Teacher: Hello class. I'm Mrs. Halizar. You will not talk in my class unless I ask you a question. Cell phones are prohibited from my class room and any I see will be immediately confiscated.
Dawn gulps
Teacher: Welcome to Collage.
Dawn sighs
Connor: Um, is this Psych 1?
Teacher: Yes it is. Sit there by...?
Dawn: Dawn. Dawn Summers.
Teacher: ... Ms. Summers.
Connor: Thanks.

(Connor sits)

Dawn narrating; I'm not too good with dating. It doesn't help that the last several boys I'd dated turned out to be a fake and a vampire. So not →good news for trauma counseling.
Connor: Hi. My name is Steven.
Dawn: I'm Dawn.
Connor: So I've heard. Smiles
Dawn laughs softly
Dawn narrating; He was cute though. And he didn't look like a vampire. He was also in the sun so...
Dawn: So I've not seen you around before.
Connor: Smiles. And you know every one in town.
Dawn: Just about.
Connor: Chuckles Yeah, I'm new. Hey, maybe later you can show me around.
Dawn: Sure! I mean uh yeah no prob.
Connor: Cool.

[Later in the graveyard]

Buffy: You know, I just feel so worried about her.
Faith: Haven't I heard this schtick before?
Buffy: Sorry. Guess I'm repeating myself.
Faith: Ya think? Look, she'll be fine. Better then I was already.
Buffy: Um... thank god. So... How are things with you and Spike?