Female Soldier: Nu Wa) ah! alas! the maiden's fate is thee death!
Cao Cao: lol
Male Soldier: Fu Xi) NOOOOOOOOOOOO! MY LVOE!!!!!!!!!!
Female Soldier: Nu Wa) Oh! oh Fu Xi...im glad to see you...i wanted to see you before i die!
Male Soldier: Fu Xi) WHYYYYYY WHYYYYYYYYYY WHYYYYYYYYYY!!!!
Female Soldier: Nu Wa) because you moron...now...come closer...
Male Soldier: Fu Xi) tell me...anything!!!!
Cao Cao: ...
Lu Bu: shoves his halberd through Fu Xi's face and rips out his skull
Female Soldier: Nu Wa) kill Lu Bu and cao Cao for me...please...coughs
Male Soldier: Fu Xi) dies
Female Soldier: Nu Wa) tosses a rock at Lu Bu and one at Cao Cao
Lu Bu: catches it and throws it back at her :P
Cao Cao: lol ducks
Female Soldier: Nu Wa) heals herself moron :P did you think I would really die?! tosses fu xi at him
Cao Cao: lol dujcks
Female Soldier: Nu Wa) tosses a ducks egg at cao cao ::P
Cao Cao: DUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!
Lu Bu: dices Fu Xi into pieces
Cao Cao: lol
Cao Cao: hugs his duck duckkkkkkkkkkk
Lu Bu: wraps the pieces with rice, crab meat and finishes it with the seaweed wrap o sushi anyone?
Female Soldier: Nu Wa) thats an egg moron ::P
Liu Bei: raises his hand :O
Lu Bu: throws an egg at Nu Wa and makes her eat a piece of sushi
Lu Bu: o 100 yuans a piece Liu Bei
Cao Cao: lol
Female Soldier: Nu Wa) runs away from Lu Bu before that can happen
Female Soldier: Nu Wa) runs away from Lu Bu before that can happen
Liu Bei: RIP OFF! I give 10 for one
Cao Cao: lol
Lu Bu: 150 o
Cao Cao: lol
Liu Bei: 15 .
Lu Bu: 200 o
Cao Cao: lol
Liu Bei: WHAT?! eat that stupid thing yourself then walks away
Female Soldier: Nu Wa) laughs at lu bu
Guan Yu: strokes beard nods
Lu Bu: throws a spear through Liu Bei's back then chops him into tiny pieces, wraps them with salmon meat, rice and finishes it with a seaweed wrap o
Cao Cao: lol
Female Soldier: Nu Wa) i see you like to cook now :P
Lu Bu: Liu Bei sushi, 50 yuans, Fu Xi sushi 100 yuans... o
Cao Cao: lol
Xiahou Dun: give me a liu bei one :O
Xiahou Yuan: you ate gdisuting --
Ma Chao: (clone) hey
Lu Bu: that'll be 50 yuans o would you like something extra with it?
Female Soldier: Nu Wa) hey clone .
Xiahou Dun: whats extra :O
Ma Chao: (clone) Nu Wa sits next to her
Female Soldier: Nu Wa) goes away so...whats up?
Lu Bu: cuts off clone's head and turns him into sushi as well We have spices, seasoning, candies and some drinks as well o
Ma Chao: (clone) ..
Xiahou Dun: seasons :O
Female Soldier: Nu Wa) looks around
Ma Chao: (clone) sits on tree
Lu Bu: adds seasoning to the sushi anything to drink?
Cao Cao: lol
Xiahou Dun: nah
Lu Bu: okay, that'll be 50 yuans
Cao Cao: lol
Xiahou Dun: eats the xushi and runs off SUCKER!!! AGAGAG
Female Soldier: Nu Wa) plays around with a flower
Lu Bu: throws a spear through Dun's spine, dices him into pieces and makes sushi into him o 5 yuans for Dun sushi...
Cao Cao: lol
Xiahou Yuan: shoots arrows at lu poo BATSTARD! BROTHERRR
Cao Cao: stzcj gzftf knrjjjjj...
Lu Bu: catches the arrows and shoves them into Yuan's eyes, chops him into pieces and then makes him into Xiahou Yuan Sushi 1 yuan for Xiahou Yuan sushio
Cao Cao: lol
Female Soldier: Nu Wa) huh?
Ma Chao: clone) ...
Cao Cao: lol
Cao Cao: lol
Male Soldier: kid) mister lu bu?
Female Soldier: kid) mister lu bu!
Lu Bu: yes kids?
Cao Cao: lol
Male Soldier: kid) can...you...
Female Soldier: kid) giggles
Lu Bu?
Cao Cao: lol
Male Soldier: kid) sign our robes?
Female Soldier: kid) he he he!
Lu Bu: signs their robes
Cao Cao: lol
Female Soldier: Nu Wa) aw cute .
Male Soldier: kid) thank you mister lu bu!
Female Soldier: kid) run run run!
Male Soldier: sneaks behind him and steals a few sushi X3
Lu Bu: chops off MS's head and turns him into sushi Free MS sushi o locks the rest up in a 100000 pound safe that only Lu Bu can open
Cao Cao: lol
Male Soldier: peasant) gimme one :O
Dong Zhuo: Lu Bu! what the hell you are doing! guardme!
Diao Chan: rubs dong zhuos back...stares at luibu
Ma Chao: (clone) sighs...
Female Soldier: Nu Wa) --
Ma Chao: (clone) what's wrong nu wa...
Lu Bu: spits in Dong Zhuo's face and then gives peasant a few pieces of MS sushi
Female Soldier: Nu Wa) ...
Male Soldier: peasant) haha :O
Lu Bu: turns clone into sushi again
Dong Zhuo: Lu Bu what is the meaning of this!!!! i will fire you!
Diao Chan: rusb lu bus back
(Narrator): Peasants from all over flocked to the village and ate all of the clone sushi.
Ma Chao: (clone) -- leave me alone lu bu!!!!!!
Dong Zhuo: diao chan!
Lu Bu: chops off Diao Chan and Dong Zhuo's heads then turns them into sushi 1 yuan for Diao Chan sushi, free for Dong Zhuo sushi! o
Diao Chan: i lov lu bu!
Female Soldier: Nu Wa) ...
Ma Chao: (clone) grrrrr
(Narrator): The peasants went away happily filled with their clone sushi. The people forgot about clone and never talked about him ever again.
Female Soldier: Nu Wa) ...heh...
Ma Chao: dead
Ma Chao: (clone) ...
Female Soldier: Nu Wa) yawns
Cao Cao: lol
Lu Bu: takes the money that he made and takes Nu Wa to a far away island
Cao Cao: lol
Female Soldier: Nu Wa) what money? lol you sold like nothing :P
Cao Cao: lol
Lu Bu: I sold all of the clone sushi to the peasants?
Cao Cao: lol
Female Soldier: Nu Wa) poor clone?
Ma Chao: (clone) Nu Wa ...
Cao Cao: lol
Cao Cao: lol
Lu Bu: clone is a complet and utter retard and he is dead
Lu Bu: complete
Cao Cao: lol
Female Soldier: Nu Wa) pats his butt calm down dear :P
Ma Chao: (clone) gets out spear shut up lu bu! leave me alone!
Cao Cao: lol
Lu Bu: oh well, now we are on our own island, and since he is dead I don't have to hear his annoying voice anymore o
Cao Cao: lol
Female Soldier: Nu Wa) rubs his back
Ma Chao: (clone) --...jerk...shit!!!
Lu Bu: hands her a drink and picks up his
Cao Cao: lol
Female Soldier: Nu Wa) sniffs it what is that?
Ma Chao: (clone) ...
Cao Cao: lol
Lu Bu: tropical juice?
Cao Cao: lol
Female Soldier: Nu Wa) drinks it yummy :O
Lu Bu: nods and drinks his
Cao Cao: lol
Female Soldier: Nu Wa) o
Ma Chao: (clone)...sighs...
Lu Bu: tastes good?
Cao Cao: lol
Female Soldier: Nu Wa) nods :O
Lu Bu: good :)
Cao Cao: lol
Female Soldier: Nu Wa) pours it all over him :P
Lu Bu: prevents her from doing that and makes her drink it instead :P
Cao Cao: lol
Female Soldier: Nu Wa) meanie :P
Lu Bu: lays her on her stomach and gives her a massage
Cao Cao: lol
Female Soldier: Nu Wa) //////...
Ma Chao: (clone) reads book...
Lu Bu: rubs her shoulders
Cao Cao: lol
Female Soldier: Nu Wa) ...
Cao Pi: gives everyone a Xbox 360
Lu Bu: kisses her cheeks
Cao Pi: sits
Cao Cao: lol
Female Soldier: Nu Wa) giggles
Lu Bu: takes the xbox and sells it :P
Cao Cao: LOL
Female Soldier: Nu Wa) hey :P
Lu Bu: gives her half of the money :P
Cao Cao: lol
Female Soldier: Nu Wa) shakes her head
Cao Cao: lol
Cao Cao: lol
Cao Cao: lol
Ma Chao: (clone) g2g bye nu wa!
Female Soldier: Nu Wa) bye !
Cao Cao: lol
Cao Cao: lol
Cao Cao: lol
Ma Chao: (clone) O.O shadow..
Male Soldier: (Nicholai) hi
Ma Chao: (clone) hi Nicholai
Male Soldier: (Nicholai) wazzup
Ma Chao: (clone) wwwaaaazzzuuuppp XXDDDD
Male Soldier: (Nicholai) wwwwwwwaaaaaaaaaazzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuupp
Ma Chao: (clone) WWWWWAAAAAAAZZZZZZUUUUUUUPPPP! XP
Ma Chao: (clone) right ok stop! XD
Meng Huo: WWWWWWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAZZZZZZZZUUUUUUUUP
Ma Chao: (clone) so how are you Nicholai?
Male Soldier: (Nicholai) so so, how about u?
Ma Chao: (clone) I'm ok ...walks awya and sits under a tree
Male Soldier: (Nicholai) lays on train track and falls asleep
(Narrator): (Train) CHOOOO CHOOOO!!!!!!
Ma Chao: (clone) OO;; throws a stone at Nicholai yo Nicholai!
Male Soldier: (Nicholai) still asleep
Ma Chao: (clone) kicks him wake up!!!
Male Soldier: (Nicholai) still asleep
Ma Chao: (clone) --
Meng Huo: jumps on Nicholai
Meng Huo: jumps on Nicholai
Meng Huo: jumps on Nicholai
Male Soldier: (Nicholai) still asleep
Ma Chao: (clone) O.O..I would as thought that would havve worked
Ma Chao: (clone) ...sits
(Narrator): (Train) CHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! de-rails and hits clone I think I ran over a squirrel o.o
Cao Cao: lol
Ma Chao: (clone) you...cheese brain...
Male Soldier: (Train) oh it was only him -.- rides away
(Narrator): clone loves fs...
Ma Chao: (clone) ignores Narrator -
(Narrator): clone loves fs...
Ma Chao: (clone) Narrator, when are you going to get bored of saying that?
Ma Chao: dreams of fs
Cao Cao: lol
(Narrator): ms made fs pregnant...
(Narrator): clone sucks ass...
Ma Chao: (clone) yes I know, I read what happened
Ma Chao: (clone) aw thanks I take it as a compliment ..--
Ma Chao: eats poo
Cao Cao: lol
Ma Chao: (clone) anyway...Nicholai you awake yet?
(Narrator): fs marries ms and clone becomes an old virgin fart...
Ma Chao: (clone) I've had more action in a week than what you've had in a lifetime --
Ma Chao: (clone) I did it with my mom, she was good
Zhang He: hello! The beautiful Zhang He is here!
Meng Huo: -farts very loudly whilst eating roast chiken O
Sun Quan: hey Zhang ;)
Ma Chao: (clone) hey Nicholai, you still here?
Male Soldier: (Nicholai) soz i had 2 take a dump in a can
Male Soldier: take it where?
(Narrator): clone loves fs
Ma Chao: (clone) o.o;
Female Soldier: Nu Wa) ew...thats gross!
Ma Chao: (clone) ...
Ma Chao: (clone) hi Nu Wa
Male Soldier: (Nicholai) Dar
(Narrator): clone loves fs
Female Soldier: Nu Wa) ew...
Ma Chao: (clone) Narrator, say something different --
Zhu Rong: hey honey could you fart a good one on clone?
(Narrator): clone likes to fuck his sister with a strap on
Meng Huo: sure my love -farts wet n' windy on clone-
Ma Chao: (clone) laughs --
Cao Cao: lol
Female Soldier: (Scary Mary) I need a new phone coz my phones 2 scary
Lu Bu: I'm glad clone is dead...
Zhu Rong: that turns me on very much! do it a few more times ;)
Female Soldier: Nu Wa) hugs Lu Bu he is in the sushi :O
Meng Huo: -farts right in Zhu Rongts face- that woz a special one for you:O
(Narrator): clone is gay
Male Soldier: (Gay Gavin) I'm GAY! NOT HIM!
Lu Bu: im da only GAY in da village
Lu Bu: uh huh!
Zhu Rong: wow that was really great! what did ya eatz :D
(Narrator): PHONES 4 U!
Lu Bu: retarded shadow o
Meng Huo: roast chiken babe -farts- it takes u 2 heaven and beyond ;)
Female Soldier: Nu Wa) will you make more sushi :O
Pang Tong: I'm a bum
Zhu Rong: I know :D
Lu Bu: bums da shadow lu bu8
Ma Chao: (clone) hey babe wanna check my rod in the corner? ;)
Meng Huo: -pulls her down and gets ontop of her- -farts extreme-
Ma Chao: (clone) lmao --
Female Soldier: Nu Wa) I didn't know that clone would sink this low to shadow people... :(
Ma Chao: (clone)
Female Soldier: Nu Wa) get your own character -- and what are you talking about?
Zhang Fei: BOOZE 4 EVERYONE!
Ma Chao: you see im the real clone...he just keeps shadowing me!!!!
Zhao Yun: I bum trukeys in lu poos bed
Cao Cao: lol
(Narrator): clone is shadowing people around...
Male Soldier: (Superman) WAZZUP!
Female Soldier: Nu Wa) you are talking about my husband you dork --
Lu Bu: chops up the shadow who wants shadow sushi :o
Cao Cao: lol
Ma Chao: (clone) I know...holds a gun to his head and shoots himself (problem fucking solved)
Female Soldier: Nu Wa)... ewww lol
(Narrator): clone is finally dead let's celebrate it!!!!!!!!
Male Soldier: (Superman) WAYY!!!!!!!!!!! drinks and parties
Male Soldier: (WoNdEr BoY) drinks wife beater
Male Soldier: (Horny Howard) drinks
Male Soldier: (Eager Ediie)msnogs Howard
Xu Zhu: I like the gym
Cao Cao: lol
Female Soldier: (Catwoman) rowr...yay! drinks
Male Soldier: (Batman) Hey Catwomen ;)
Cao Cao: lol
Female Soldier: (Catwoman) hey batman...meow...;)
Male Soldier: (batman) puts an arm around her hey babe ;)
Cao Cao: lol
Female Soldier: (Catwoman) nice night we have...isn't it... ;)
Lu Xun: wtf :P
Male Soldier: (batman) sure is kiss her I went to heaven and back ;)
Cao Cao: lol
Male Soldier: (Robin) rubs batman's butt :o
Female Soldier: (Catwoman) really...meow... ;)
Male Soldier: (Batman) leter Robin . kicks him pulls Catwomen down to floor ;)
Cao Cao: lol
Female Soldier: (catwoman) pulls off her mask to reveal she is robin I love you :)
Female Soldier: (Catwoman) purrrrrrr...nice ;)
Male Soldier: (Batman) holy crapola! OO faints
Male Soldier: (Robin) rapes batman .
Male Soldier: (Batman) out cold
Cao Cao: lol
Female Soldier: (Catwoman) licks milk from a plate .
Male Soldier: (Batman) 8dreams hmmm...yeah Catwomen ur good at this
Female Soldier: (Poison Ivy) rapes catwoman
Cao Cao: lol
Female Soldier: (Catwoman)
Female Soldier: (Catwoman) runs off hey! ivy kill off batman will you!
Male Soldier: (joker) rapes poison ivy excellent :)
Female Soldier: (Poison Ivy) I'm a lezbion though?
Male Soldier: (batman) 8wakes up crap I got 2 run! climbs up a tree
Cao Cao: lol
Female Soldier: (Catwoman)...aw...hey batman...shakes her ass at him...;)
Male Soldier: (Riddler) rapes joker
Male Soldier: (Penguin) rapes Riddler
Male Soldier: (Batman) drools
Male Soldier: (Rat) eats
Cao Cao: lol
Male Soldier: (Batman) rapes Robin
Female Soldier: (Catwoman) meow...im so lonely...;)
Male Soldier: (Penguin) rapes rat
Male Soldier: (Batman) pulls her down and gets ontop of her
Female Soldier: (Poison Ivy) rapes Catwoman
Male Soldier: (Robin) ties batman to a bed and rapes him all night
Cao Cao: lol
Male Soldier: (Chad) yo Chad is in da house!
Female Soldier: (Catwoman) purrrr ;)