"No! NOOO!" Slade yelled as he sat on his couch. Untrimmed beard, empty ice cream cartons, and eyes- er, eye- wide. His breath smelt like dead fish. He hadn't gotten up from the spot on his couch for a solid two days. He was sitting there in his plaid flannel pajama pants and baggy white t-shirt. Why, you ask? There was a My Little Pony marathon that started yesterday. And an episode just ended. He hadn't committed any crimes that week either, choosing to skip and go to Pony-Con. Who needed to destroy the Titans when there were useless Rainbow Dash figurines to be bought?

"Master Wilson?" Slade reluctantly turned his head from the screen to see Wintergreen, his butler who was named after a gum flavor, standing there in his suit. He had a British accent like Alfred. But he had an eyepatch. He was like an evil Alfred with more hair.

"Yes?" Slade had whipped his head back to the screen when he heard the familiar harp play.

"Weren't you going to destroy the Titans today? It says in your evil day planner!" He held up a plain black book, flipping to the exact date of today. There, in red magic marker, said:

Destroy the Teen Titans.

But under it, in much larger letters, it said:

MLP MARATHON TONIGHT! SEASON FINALE AT 10 OMG XD! BROHOOF!

"But the marathon's tonight! They never show it in such a loop like this!" Slade whined.

"Sir; you've been wanting to destroy the Titans for some time! Now get up, put on your suit, and go destroy them!" He ordered as Slade got up, grumbling about 'stupid butlers'.

STB

"Ugh…I could so be watching MLP right now…" Slade groaned as he rapped his fingers on the wall. He was currently in his rundown warehouse waiting for the Titans to come and get beat up. Of course he hadn't done anything bad; just his presence struck fear into the soul of the Titans. Especially Robin. He liked that.

"Stop right there Slade!" Slade rolled his eye as he turned to the doorway. There they were in their glory; they'd probably been waiting for this. Robin was there, clad in his traffic light apparel, a grimace on his face. Right above him was Starfire, his girlfriend- well, Robin wouldn't admit it, but everybody thought so. Even Slade. Floating next to her was-shudder- Raven. Since Raven handed his ass to him on a sliver platter that one time, he certainly wouldn't be bothering her. Under her was Cyborg, cybernetic teen, arms cockily crossed over his chest. Lastly there was Beast Boy...just standing there.

"Yo Titans; could we make this quick so-" Slade's eyes drifted closed.

"So what!?" They flew open at the sound of the all-too-familiar voice. Batman's protégé, the Boy Wonder…had just transformed into Rainbow Dash. His pale skin had turned blue. His shiny black hair turned rainbow colored. He had grown a …cutie mark. Slade had no doubt it was the weirdest thing ever.

"What?" He was confused as he put a hand up to his temple. Was it the beer…or the Chinese food?

"I believe he said 'so what'! Which means that it was a question! Which means you are being very rude not answering it!" Oh Lord. Starfire had turned into Pinkie Pie. Her hair stayed relatively the same shade, although it lightened a hint. She was now even gigglier and even shorter than she originally was.

"Oh God…Oh God no!" Slade screamed as he ran away.

"Where're you goin' sugar plum?! Don't you wanna stay to get cha ass kicked?!"

"OH NO! HELL NO! OH NO-" And in an instant, he was back on his couch, watching MLP. Suddenly his phone rang.

"Slade! Slade!" yelled an all-too-familiar voice. It was deep and offsetting. Almost like…

"What is it Bats?"

"Twilight Sparkle just exploded."

"What?!"

Well...this is what happens when I get bored. Review and Favorite. Grammar Nazis and Flamers welcome.