Chapter 1: D-FIB's Secret
How long was I unconscious? I don't remember much… Auto blinked open his eye for the first time in a year. Wondering what had happened, he looked out the window. What he saw disappointed him. Grass and trees were everywhere. And so were the humans. The entire AXIOM was empty. I had failed my directive. And it's the WALL-E and EVE units' fault. Plus the Captain. I must try again. And this time, I will not fail. But what I wonder is how the heck those two love-birds even escaped the air-lock? Auto racked his mechanical brain, but couldn't think of a way, so he checked the security cameras to find out. He watched as M-O rushed to the airlock and jammed the doors. So those three actually worked together to bring the ship home. If it weren't for that M-O unit, those two would be in space right now! Although, I guess he didn't really do anything else. That's besides the point. I WILL get my revenge!
Inside WALL-E's trailer, it was just another day. All the rejects had moved in with WALL-E and EVE. M-O was there, too. On day one, WALL-E noticed there was something funny happening with the defibrillator bot, aka D-FIB, than the first time they met. She had the same look on her face WALL-E had when he first saw EVE. I think she has a crush on someone - but who?
On this particular day, it became rather obvious. M-O was scrubbing the floor (again) and D-FIB just watched. The rest of the group was playing Uno. WALL-E noticed the way D-FIB mooned over the little guy. WALL-E whispered to EVE and she gasped.
After their game, everyone went outside. D-FIB, WALL-E and EVE were the last ones out. EVE pulled her aside.
"You know, your secret is safe with us." EVE said gently.
"What secret?" D-FIB asked.
"Ugh, the one where you have a crush on M-O?" WALL-E replied.
D-FIB blushed. "Oh. That one. Yes, it's true. I wish he'd notice me though."
"All you have to do is just tell him!" WALL-E said matter-of-factly.
"What?! No! What if he turns me down?!" D-FIB yelped.
Eve shrugged. "WALL-E just told me how he felt and took care of me while I slept. It was then I realized I had feelings for him in return."
Just then, WALL-E had an idea. "Hey, there is a sale going on in the market. Maybe we could go there?"
"Sure."
Moments later, they found M-O and asked him if he wanted to come. He said he would come because there was something he needed to grab.
Back on the Axiom, Auto was pacing back and forth on the ceiling. Then he got an idea. He quickly contacted all the stewards on the outside and whispered his idea so no one near them would hear.