Total Massive Island
Description: We have 68 contestants from video games and cartoons. I bring Ed, Edd, Eddy, Blossm, Bubbles, Butercup, Courage, Katz, Lalzo, Pasty, Edward, Billy, Mandy, Grim, Bloo, Mac, Zoey, Francis, Louis, Bill, Ellis, Rochelle, Coach, Nick, The Witch, Number 1, Number 2, Number 3, Number 4, Number 5, Phineas, Ferb, Candice, Gohan, Trunks, Goten, Bender, Fry, Leala, Bart, Lisa, Homer, Marge, Peter, Chris, Lois, Meg, Brian, Stewie, Stan, Kyle, Eric, Kenny, Spongebob, Patrick, Sandy, Squidward, Adam, Jake, Shrek, Fionea, Donkey, Puss n Boots, Ben, Gwen, Timmy, Cosmo, and Wanda together on 1 island to compet for 90 billion dollars. This is TOTAL MASSIVE ISLAND. Hosted by me Ethan. I own none of these characters. Rated M for Language, Violance, and possibally Sex.
Theme song: [I wanna be famous.]
Ethan was wating front of the dock and the camera was on his face.
Ethan: Welcome to Total Massive Island. Here's the deal 68 cartoons and game characters have come to compete for 90 billion bucks. It's gonna be a long season but stay with us it will get beter. Here comes the first boat now.
A boat appears with Ed, Edd, and Eddy. As soon as the Eds get off they look around.
Eddy: This isn't the Hawaii resort.
Edd: Where the Hell are we
Ed: Gravy.
Your on Total Massive Island and you will meet 65 other contestants competing for 90 billion dollars just like you guys.
Eddy: DID YOU SAY 90 BILLION?
Edd: GOOD LOARD!
Ed: Butter Toast
Ethan: Okay go stand over there Eds. Here come more contestents.
A boat came and the Power Puff Girls came out
Blossom: This isn't the spa
Bubbles: It's an island
ButterCup: Well that sucks
Ethan: Your on Total Massive Island the winner that beats 67other people wins 90 billion bucks are you in?
Blossom, Bubbles, and ButerCup: HELL YEAH!
Ethan: Sweet so go stand where the Eds are.
Ethan points a finger to where the Eds are. The Eds and Power Puffs all smile at each other.
Eddy: Hey.
Blossom: Hey.
Edd: Hi.
Butters: Hello.
Ed: Um hi.
ButerCup: Whats up.
Ethan: Hey look more people.
Courage and Katz got off the boat.
Courage: Did we get at the resort?
Katz: What the hell do you think?
Ethan: Your on Total Massive Island. Go stand over there while I talk to the new people.
Lazlo, Patsy, and Edward was on on the dock lookin around
Lazlo: Is this a new camp.
Pasty: Probaly.
Edward: No it's an Island
Ethan: Go stand with the rest of the group.
Edward: Just get more people
Ethan: Okay. More people please
Billy, Mandy, and Grim all came out of the dock.
Billy: I like to eat my boogers
Eveeryone looked dughsted
Mandy: Shut Up Idiot
Grim: Hey mon where we at
Your on Total Massive Island competing for 90 billion bucks
Mandy gasped and looked shocked
Mandy: I gonna be rich even if you want me to or not.
Grim: [Mumbles] Ungreatful bitch.
Ethan: More peoples
A boat pulls up and a bloo guy and a kid came out
Bloo: Where are we
Mac: On a crappy Island.
Bloo: FUCK!
Ethan: But you get to compete for 90 Billion bucks.
Bloo and Mac: OH YEAH!
Ethan: Look 8 more people.
The boat pulled up and they saw eight people get out.
Nick: What The Hell this isn't Vegas.
Coach: Or Whisperean Oaks
Ellis: Or Georgia.
Rochelle: Or California.
Zoey: Or New York
Louis: Or the Rifle Range
Bill: Or the army
Francis: Or the bar
Ethan: No this is Total Massive Island and you will be ompeating for 90 million bucks.
All 8 survivors: HOLY SHIT!
Ethan: Why is there a boat with only one person on it?
Everyone herd a soud the sound of crying.
Eddy: Does anyone hear crying?
Everyone: Yes
The thing that got off the boat had grey skin and was only wearing bra and panties.
Ellis: WHAT THE SHIT IS SHE DONING HERE!
Nick: GODDAMMIT
Ethan: I ain't touching her
The Witch started to growl because Ellis, Nick, and Ethan screamed.
Eddy: What he Hell is wrong with her?
The Witch was starting to growl really loud
Nick: EVERY SHUT THE HELL UP LEAVE THAT UGLY BITCH TO CRY WERE GONNA LIVE WITH THIS FOREVER CAUSE THIS GODDAMN BITCH WON"T SHUT THE FUCK UP!
The Witch screamed loudely causing everyone to cover their ears. she started towards Nick
Nick: FUCK FUCK FUCK!
The Witch swung her claws at Nick but missed and Nick tripped her. Nick layed their playing dead. The Witch thought he was so she started to put her hands around her ears and scream and cry while running. She fell into the Water. Nick just then got up.
Nick: DumbShit
Ethan: This is really weird
The Witch got back up on the dock and started to sit down
Ethan: Okay more people
The next boat that plled up had 5 little kids on it
Number 1: We are kids next door and we will dominate
Nick: My Ass you'll dominate
Ethan: Just get over there dammit. Meet more people.
The next boat had Phineas, Ferb, and Candice on it.
Phineas: Where are we
Ferb just shurgged
Candice: Is this a resort.
Ethan: No you'll be competing on Total Massive Island for 90 billion dollars.
Phineas and Candice: WOW!
Ethan: More People are here
The next boat arrived with 3 guys with yellow hair like super sayians
Trunks: Goten are we at the tourament
Goten: Hell NO!
Gohan: Where the Shit are we and What the Fuck is that Grey Ugly thing
The Witch stated to growl at Gohan.
Gohan: Jeeze I'm sorry what the Hell is your problem.
Nick: She's a bitch thats her problem
Ethan: Go stand over there. While I meet more people.
the next boat had a robot, a Dude with orange hair, and a girl with one
Francis: Shit she's got one eye.
Leala: I can kick your ass easy.
Francis: You wish
Bender: Shut up assholes
Ethan: Shut the hell up more people are here.
A family of 4 came off the next.
Bart: Good job fat ass you brought us to a crapy came
Homer: Why you little!
Before Homer could choke Bart Ethan split them up
Ethan: Whoah save it for later.
Another boat came and 6 people came out
Peter: Lois where are we?
Meg: At a camp fat ass
Peter: Meg please theres people here
Stewie: Fat man get me out of here
Ethan: If you stay here you get 90 billion if you win
All 6: HOLY SHIT WERE STAYING!
Ethan: Good here comes more people.
another boat pulled up with 4 little Kids.
Stan: Dude this place is Fucked up.
Ethan: You will be competing for 90 billion bucks.
Kyle: Holy Shit dude
Ethan: More people haved arrived
A boat pulled up and had a Sponge, a Starfish, a Squid, and a Squirrl
SquidWard: Great stuck here with these two
Spongebob: Don't worry SquidWard it will be great.
Ethan: Sure it will go stand over there while I talk to more people
Another boat pulled up with Adam, and Jake.
Adam: Where are we?
Jake: Sorry to focused on my butt to care.
Ethan: Welcome to Total Massive Island.
Jake: Whattever
Ethan: More guys coming are way.
The next boat had Shrek, Fionea, Donkey, and Puss in Boots.
Shrek: This isn't the swamp it's an island
Donky. Are we stranded
Ethan: No your on Total Massive island competing for 90 billion bucks
Shreak: Were all in
Ethan: Here comes two more.
Ben and Gwen came off this boat.
Ben: Where are we
Gwen: Were at camp.
Ethan: Yes, your also compeating for 90 billion dollars.
Ben: Holy FUCK!
Gwen: Yeah HOLY FUCK!
Ethan: Here come the last 3 contestents
A boat pulled and Timmy, Cosomo, and Wanda.
Wanda: I'm already starting to hate this place.
Cosmo: Me too
Timmy: Guys why did you put us at camp
Ethan: So you guys can win 90 billion bucks.
Timmy: Fuck are you serious.
Ethan: Yes
Timmy: Game on
Ethan: alright everyone go stand on the dock to get your picture taken
They all posed on the dock.
Ethan: Okay 1,2, click opps cards full hold on okay 1,2 opps lens cap on hold on
Nick: OH COME THE FUCK ON MY FACE IS STARTING TO FREEZE!
Ethan: Okay 1, 2, everbody say money
Everyone: Money!
Then the dock collapsed and everyone got wet
Ethan: HAHA thats a good pic
Gohan: OH SHIT that was wet
everyone got out of the water and dried off and went to the camp fire cermony
Ethan: Welcome I will now announce the team names so the first team will have
Ed
Edd
Eddy
Blossom
Butters
ButterCup
Courage
Katz
Lazlao
Pasty
Edward
Billy
Mandy
Grim
Mac
Bloo
Zoey
Francis
Louis
Bill
Ellis
Coach
Nick
Rochelle
The Witch
Number 1
Number 2
Number 3
Number 4
Number 5
Phineas
Ferb
Candice
Gohan.
You guys will be called The Fighting Jackasses
Nick: Thats what I think you are.
Ethan: Don't care the rest of you
Trunks
Goten
Bender
Fry
Leala
Bart
Lisa
Homer
Marge
Peter
Chris
Lois
Meg
Brian
Stewie
Stan
Kyle
Eric
Kenny
Spongebob
Patrick
Sandy
Squidward
Adam
Jake
Shrek
Fionea
Donkey
Puss n boots
Ben
Gwen
Timmy
Cosmo
Wanda
Your team is called The Killer Retards
Ben: That is the stupidest team name I ever heard
Ethan: Okay so the Jackasses will stay on one side and the Retards will stay on the other side
Ellis: What we all be sleeping together because they are two big trailers in front of me?
Ethan: HAHAHAHAH Yes!
Everyone looked shocked
Now go check out your new trailers then meet me in the mess hall
Ellis: This is pretty big for a trailer ain't it
Eddy: yep it is
They were all talking when Candice let out a scream they all came over to see what is was
Candice: SNAKE RIGHT IN THE FUCKIN ROOM
Everyone tried to kill it but they had no luck
Nick: Don't worry I got it
Nick pulled out an axe and chopped it in half
Gohan: Hey did I ever tell you how cute you are
Candice just smiled back like she had a crush on him
Nick: They always go for people like you.
Ethan: Everyone please report to the mess hall.
A black guy with muscles was behind the counter
Chef: Listen up maggots I serve it you eat it got it
Everyone: GOT IT!
Homer was up first and didn't like the food
Homer: You got any bear
Chef: Out here no.
Homer: Aw shit.
Nick got his food and saw it was moving
Nick: My food is alive
Chef: Don't care now move
Nick: ASS!
The teams were sitting at theiir tables. None of them were eating except for The Witch.
Nick: Figures she wants all that food.
Ethan came in the mess hall
Ethan: So are you all ready for your first challange?
Ellis: Can we order a pizza because Chef's food sucks
Chef threw a knife near Ellis
Ellis: Woah it's cool man white paste shit is cool
Chef just glared at him
Ethan: Everyone go change into your swimsuits and meet me outside.
Edd: What do you think they'll make us do?
Coach: It's our first challange how hard can it be?
Ethan brought them to a 1,000ft cliff and there was water and two rings one big one small. In the big one was sharks the little one had nothing.
Coac h: Oh SHIT!
To be contunied
Authors note: Well there you go I gave you the contestants and the teams so please read and review and favorite thank you.