WARNING! this fan fiction is strictly for a joke! do not read if you are offended on how we make the characters look! this is for humor, nothing more and nothing less. I've had this idea for awhile and now It's finally coming out! Hope you get a kick out of this!
Part 1: the break down
Ash: come on Pikachu let's go battle the elite 4!
Brock:...Ash I told you Pikachu died a few seasons and movie releases ago...
Ash: Oh yeah I forgot! so Brock what region are we going to this season?
*Brock sighs*
Brock:...I'm sorry I..I just can't do this anymore...It's always the same thing, I think I know what's going on but...I just don't, probably because I don't have any EYES! Because the writers were too lazy to draw them in!
Ash...Brock calm down-
Brock: No! I'm not going to calm down! Every day I say I know what's going on but I just don't! I don't even know what my Pokémon look like! I don't even know what Pokémon look like! To think, I used to be a great gym leader but for some crazy reason I decided to leave and follow some preteen trainer because I wanted to become a breeder! What does that have to do with Breeding? All I've become after the years is nothing but comedy relief! Misty, how did it come to this?
Ash: Um, Brock. Misty left like 17 seasons ago.
Brock: Then who have I been talking to this whole time?
Ash: You've been talking to a rock
Brock: I wouldn't know I can't see anything!
*Brock assumes the feeble position*
Ash:0.0
end of chapter 1
That was pretty bad, chapter two will probably be worse so I suggest not reading it when I publish it.