A/N: Nothing belongs to me. This is my tribute - sort of - to the ladies, good or evil, from MMPR to Turbo. Takes place during Dino Thunder - and I bet you can only guess who makes the stupid comments about women.

Chapter 1 - Conner On Notice

March 2004

Reefside Park

Reefside, CA

"Man, they're easier to beat than usual today!" Ethan said as he kicked a pair of Tyrannodrones away who had charged him.

"That's your natural abilities coming out!" Dr. Oliver said from the site of his ongoing duel with Elsa, who on the other hand was nastier than she usually was today. "Now why don't you finish with these drones and then come help me?"

"Sure!" Conner said as he rammed into another drone. "Would love to come help you against just another girl!"

At that comment, Kira bristled, and her eyes narrowed.

As she kicked two drones away herself, she pondered the situation. Did she want to help her enemy? Or would she stay by Conner.

'Come on, Kira, I know she's Elsa, but you can't let Conner insult us like that!' a voice inside her head said.

At that point, Kira made an instinctive decision.

"Hey Elsa!" she shouted. Elsa suddenly whirled on Kira.

"Yes, Yellow Ranger? Are you asking for an ass-kicking yourself?" Elsa growled.

"No, but I am asking you to do one thing," Kira said.

"And that is?" Elsa said.

"Kick Conner's ass on PRINCIPLE alone," Kira said. "We don't get pushed around like that! I'm not even going to give him any help this time!"

The Rangers gasped. How in the WORLD could she request for Elsa, of all people, to kick Conner's ass to kingdom come and back?

That is, all except Dr. Oliver, who nodded as Elsa veered off of him and focused on Kira, then Conner, pondering the situation.

Tommy went to put an arm around Kira, and softly said, "I'm not surprised you said that. Really, I'm not. The females I was teammates with could stand up for themselves any day and twice on Sunday. Conner would be quaking in his boots if he knew Trini or Aisha was coming after him and he knows it."

"You know what, Yellow Ranger," Elsa said. "I'm going to take your advice. That was truly unnecessary and that young Red Ranger must pay!"

"Kira, Ethan, Trent, over here!" Dr. Oliver called as the other three Rangers went over to help him. "Don't give him any help!"

"No way! You guys are coming to help me!" Conner said as Elsa charged him.

"No we're not, young man!" Dr. Oliver said. "You're my leader but today you need to be taught some humility! You receive no help from us today!"

"Just a girl huh?" Elsa growled as Conner barely dived out of the way of her sword. "I am so going to make you pay for that comment!"

"Come on!" Conner shouted as he taunted Elsa. That set Elsa over the top.

She charged him and before Conner could even think of what to do, she threw a series of punches and kicks that had Conner quickly reeling.

Then, she charged her sword to full power and leveled Conner with a blast that sent him flying about fifty feet.

With Conner struggling to simply pick himself up, Kira turned to Elsa and gave her a thumbs up.

"I can't believe you allowed me to do that to your boyfriend, Yellow Ranger," Elsa said in disbelief.

"No matter what battle lines we stand on, we ladies have to stick together," Kira said. "I was not going to allow my boyfriend to get away with that. If I didn't know any better he seems to have this mode of stupidity inside his head that he always seems to fall back on."

"We do indeed, Yellow Ranger," Elsa said. Seeing that the drones were down for the count, she decided to retreat. "Ta ta, Rangers, till next time."

Then, she disappeared.

3 hours later...

"Conner said WHAT?" Kimberly Hart-Oliver said to her husband as she relayed the day's battle to her at dinner.

"Called Elsa 'just another girl,'" Tommy said. "He deserved to get his ass kicked for that comment, so against my better judgment I let Elsa whale on him to teach him a lesson."

"Yeah, he can't get away with that," Kim said as she bit into some spaghetti. "Regretfully, it was Elsa that had to do it. He's lucky I wasn't around, or heaven forbid, Trini. Ashley would have beaten him into the ground by now too."

"Well, when I call her and Jase tonight, I guarantee Trini WILL want a piece of him," Tommy said. "Never mind that she's in Angel Grove right now, she'll probably want to come to Reefside right away when she hears about this."

"I suspect that mind of yours is thinking of punishing him somewhere down the line," Kim smirked. "I know that look anywhere."

"Yeah, I am," Tommy said. "That phone's gonna be ringing a lot tonight."

"You should call Zedd and Mystic Mother too," Kim said. Even though Zedd wasn't really Zedd anymore, he allowed the Rangers to call him that simply because that's what the veteran Rangers remember him as.

"Yep. Good idea. Betcha she'd love to kick his ass too," Tommy said. With that, a plan began forming in his head. He was out to teach Conner a lesson - it wouldn't come about until after Mesogog would finally be defeated, but he could finally find a way to teach his young Red Ranger some respect."

30 minutes later...

"Hey, Bro," Jason said. "What's cooking with you and my lil' sis?"

"Not much, man," Tommy said. "I was actually wondering if I could speak to Trini for a moment."

"Sure thing, man," Jason said from the other end of the line. "Here she is."

"Hey, Tommy," Trini said. "Long time, no talk."

"Same here," Tommy said. "I just wanted to relay something to you from one of our battles with Mesogog and his freaks today. Something that you would have been proud of."

"Yeah?" Trini said.

"My Red Ranger, Conner, called one of their generals Elsa 'just another girl,'" Tommy said. "Then against my better judgment we promptly proceeded to let Elsa kick his ass. Kira probably won't be on speaking terms with Conner for the next few days since she started the idea to let Elsa beat him from here to kingdom come."

Jason, who had heard the conversation on speaker phone, just groaned silently.

'I need to have a talk with that boy,' Jason thought. 'He needs to show more respect than that.'

"Good for her!" Trini said. "He's damn lucky I wasn't there or I'd turn him upside down and inside out!"

"Yeah, it's an epidemic with him," Tommy said. "He just can't seem to stop making stupid comments."

"I hope you have some punishment doled out for him later down the road," Trini said.

"I do. You, Aisha, Kat and Tanya are one part of it. I'm going to call Mystic Mother for the other part," Tommy said. "Understand that I don't want to do this till after Mesogog is defeated. Then, you girls can have some fun with him."

"Good idea. Better to get the threat out of the way, then we can have some fun with him," Trini said. "Talk to you later."

"Will do, Trini," Tommy said as the line went dead.

Soon after, the rest of the female Rangers through the first Turbo had been called, and they'd all spoken similarly. Though Kat and Billy lived in Seattle, Adam and Tanya in San Diego and Aisha and Rocky in Sacramento, they all spoke similarly. They all wanted a piece of Conner - big time.

Now, would come the second part of Tommy's plan, as he headed down to his lab.

Meanwhile...

Eltar

"Hey, look, we've got a transmission coming in!" Mystic Mother said. "It looks like it's..."

"Tommy," Zedd finished. "He hasn't contacted us in a LONG time. Something must really be up."

"You guys there?" Tommy said as his voice came over a screen.

"We're here, Tommy," Mystic Mother said. "How goes the fight against Mesogog?"

"We're holding our own," Tommy said. "Kim wants to get involved but without powers I'm not going to let her."

"Very wise decision," Zedd said.

"There's something else I want to talk to Mystic Mother specifically about," Tommy said.

"Yeah? What's going on?" Mystic Mother said.

"You know, my Red Ranger I've told you about?" Tommy said.

"Did he say something stupid again?" Mystic Mother said.

"Yeah. You know Elsa?" Tommy said.

"Yeah, the biker chick. What about her?"

"Well, Conner called her 'just another girl.' Against my better judgment, I let Elsa kick his ass out of principle after Kira told Elsa to stand up for herself," Tommy said.

"Well done by Kira. I would have been disappointed if Elsa hadn't kicked his ass," Mystic Mother said. "Let me guess, you called me because you want me to come to Earth and kick his ass too?"

"That would be nice, yes," Tommy said. "I'm trying to teach him a lesson."

"I've got a better idea. Bring every single female creation from our time to Turbo down there and let Conner face all of em in a gauntlet! They all still live, they just live in a different dimension, so we can bring em there if you want That'll make him respect us!"

"Hm. That might not be a bad idea either," Tommy said. "I say get as many of em as you can and get em ready. When we give you word, you can come kick his ass."

"Very well, Tommy. Is that all?"

"Yes. Thank you and good night," Tommy said.

"And to you too."

TBC...