It was a very hot day within Carburetor County, and Lightning McQueen and Mater were trying to pass the time.
"Wow!" said the sweet southern Owen Wilson-y goodness of Lightning's voice. "It's so hot out here!"
"Well it must be cuz you here Lightning!" Mater said lovingly. Lightning blushed.
"Oh Mater, you're pretty sexy yourself!" Lightning said seductively.
"You wanna meet me at Route 69? ;)" Mater said.
"That sounds great, Mater!" Lightning screamed, and they drove off to a love hotel not far from Radiator Springs. They checked in and were ready to have the hour of their lives.
"Hey Lighting, do me a favor and drive backwards like I taught ya." said Mater as they entered the hotel room.
"Sure!" Lightning slowly backed up, almost into Mater, when Mater shot oil into Lightning McQueen's tailpipe.
"Wow!" said Owen Wilson Lightning McQueen.
"Well dadcum!" said Mater, while oiljaculating.
Lightning almost climaxed when Sally burst in.
"Where were you guys? We've been looking everywhere for you!" Sally shouted, and right behind her were the rest of their Radiator Springs friends.
"We're havin' a darn tootin' time, and I'd appreciate it if you didn't interrupt!" Mater said, but then Lightning had an idea.
"What if we turn this up a notch, Mater. Let's have an orgy!" he shouted.
"What a wonderful idea!" said the smooth, Italian voice of Luigi, who started eyeing Guido seductively.
"I don't know how I feel about this..." said Doc, but Lightning looked at him reassuringly and said:
"You don't wanna give me cummies, Daddy?" Lightning whispered. Doc realized what a fool he would be to pass on this ocassion. And thus begun the Radiator Springs Orgy.