A/N: Just something funny I though you guys might like. BTW, Bella is a vampire in this. It's their senior year at Forks High. She lives with the Cullens. This is written in third person omniscient POV.

Disclaimer: I don't own Twilight.

What do vampires do on Wednesday nights? What kind of board games do they like? Well, let me tell you.

The Cullens were sitting around doing nothing.

"Why don't we play a board game?"Alice suggested.

"Because it's boring." Rosalie snorted. She hates those types of games.

Alice ignored her. "Who's in for a game of Scrabble?"

The rest of the Cullens(Edward, Bella, Carlisle, Esme, Jasper, and Emmett) all agreed. Edward and Bella were a team as were Jasper and Alice and Carlisle and Esme. Emmett was by himself, just the way he liked it in a game.

The game went smoothly for the most part. That is until the disagreement. Emmett had been making words like goddess and sex and many other perverted things. When Edward played classic Emmett was at a loss. If he passed, he would lose. And he hated that. But the closest thing to a word he could make was schmarf. Maybe I can make up a definition. He was trying to hide his thoughts from Edward. And was succeeding.

"Come on Emmettt, we don't have all day!"

"Okay. My word is schmarf. It's the sound a dying bear makes."

Edward was really ticked now. He had put up with Emmett's barbaric words all night. He knew this wasn't a real word.

"Emmett that's not a real word!"

"Yes it is. I gave you the definition." Now they were both mad. Emmett was extremely so because he was caught in his lie.

"Emmett, there is no such thing as a damn schmarf!"

"Is too!"

"Do you wanna take this outside?"

"Hell yea I do!"

They ran outside and started fighting. First Emmett was winning then Edward. Emmett realized he couldn't win this.He spoke to Edward in his mind. 'Look man, we won't get anywhere this way. Whoever wins a game of 5 card poker is right.'

"Ok. You're on!" They went into the house and found a deck of cards. To be fair, Alice shuffled and dealt. Edward won with a straight flush while Emmett had a pair of 5s.

"Ha! I'm right!"

"It was luck," Emmett grumbled.

And that's what happens when vampires decide to play Scrabble.

A/N: I hope you guys liked it. Please review. I'll give you cyberbrownies and cybercookies if you do.